People Mess With Famous Corporate Tag Lines, And We Just Can’t
We've been socialized to recognize corporations and what they represent just as much as we recognize people.
A big part of corporate marketing is some sort of catchy tag-line. We're all familiar: "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." Or, "They're always after me Lucky Charms!" These things have become just as much a part of our collective unconscious as the stories that are passed down through our families. So what happens when we mess with it a little?
Reddit user Nizzo asked:
Here are some of the most entertaining answers.
Live in your world, play in ours - Psychiatric hospital
"The snack that smiles back"-PETA
"Stay thirsty my friends" - Flint, Michigan water authority
"Think Small" - Trojan Condoms
Would You Step On A Scale?
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?" - Weight Watchers
Oil Oil Oil
"Cover the Earth" - BP
"Every Kiss Begins With K"
-The Ku Klux Klan
Rodgers And Hammerstein Would Be Proud
You'll Never Walk Alone - Physiotherapy services. (From Liverpool Football Club)
Brown By Any Other Name
Exlax - "What can brown do for you?"
A Call To Arms
''Challenge Everything'' - National Anger Management Association.
Poor Business Models
"We'll bring out the kid in you!" - Planned Parenthood
Opposite Business Models
"Obey your thirst" - Alcoholics Anonymous
"Who Dares Wins" - British Special Air Service motto, but would be pretty bad for Gamblers Anonymous.
"Crack open a cold one." - County Medical Examiner.
"He went to Jared's" - Subway
I Hate Your Commercial, But I Love Your Product
Mother's Against Drunk Driving - "Head On. Apply directly to the forehead."
What Kind Of Beef?
"Where's the beef?!?" - Viagra
Pampers - "Eat Fresh"
"Kid tested, mother approved." Plan B
Yay Crunch Wrap Supreme!
"Nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea" - Taco Bell
Not Too Far From The Truth
"Bang and the dirt is gone" - National Rifle Association
Carl Jr.'s Dark Side
"If It Doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face." - Trojan Condoms
Maybe It's Maybelline
"Maybe she's born with it" - genetic disease research branch
Snap, Crackle, Pop - National Society of Chiropractors