People Mess With Famous Corporate Tag Lines, And We Just Can’t

People Mess With Famous Corporate Tag Lines, And We Just Can’t

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We've been socialized to recognize corporations and what they represent just as much as we recognize people.

A big part of corporate marketing is some sort of catchy tag-line. We're all familiar: "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." Or, "They're always after me Lucky Charms!" These things have become just as much a part of our collective unconscious as the stories that are passed down through our families. So what happens when we mess with it a little?

Reddit user Nizzo asked:

What company's motto would do terribly for another company?

Here are some of the most entertaining answers.

Playstation, Interrupted

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Live in your world, play in ours - Psychiatric hospital

Hungry Eyes

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"The snack that smiles back"-PETA

Current Events

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"Stay thirsty my friends" - Flint, Michigan water authority

Bad Effect

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"Think Small" - Trojan Condoms

Would You Step On A Scale?

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"What would you do for a Klondike bar?" - Weight Watchers

Oil Oil Oil

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"Cover the Earth" - BP

YIKES.

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"Every Kiss Begins With K"

-The Ku Klux Klan

Rodgers And Hammerstein Would Be Proud

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You'll Never Walk Alone - Physiotherapy services. (From Liverpool Football Club)

Brown By Any Other Name

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Exlax - "What can brown do for you?"

A Call To Arms

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''Challenge Everything'' - National Anger Management Association.

Poor Business Models

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"We'll bring out the kid in you!" - Planned Parenthood

Opposite Business Models

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"Obey your thirst" - Alcoholics Anonymous

Stop Tempting

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"Who Dares Wins" - British Special Air Service motto, but would be pretty bad for Gamblers Anonymous.

Cadaverous Pallor

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"Crack open a cold one." - County Medical Examiner.

Jared

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"He went to Jared's" - Subway

I Hate Your Commercial, But I Love Your Product

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Mother's Against Drunk Driving - "Head On. Apply directly to the forehead."

What Kind Of Beef?

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"Where's the beef?!?" - Viagra

"Fresh"

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Pampers - "Eat Fresh"

Plan "Why"

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"Kid tested, mother approved." Plan B

Yay Crunch Wrap Supreme!

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"Nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea" - Taco Bell

Not Too Far From The Truth

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"Bang and the dirt is gone" - National Rifle Association

Carl Jr.'s Dark Side

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"If It Doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face." - Trojan Condoms

Maybe It's Maybelline

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"Maybe she's born with it" - genetic disease research branch

Spine Krispies

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Snap, Crackle, Pop - National Society of Chiropractors

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