We live in a world where pretty much everything has a warning label - except maybe the thing that needs it most ...
Admit it, you're exhausted dealing with people who appear to be one thing but turn out to be something wildly different. Even worse - people who are totally cool until you find out they have one seriously major deal-breaking "quirk." Mine was a guy who was awesome until you were in a car with him and found out he would swerve all over the road to purposefully try and hit iguanas.
He didn't care that he was putting everyone else on the road in danger, he didn't care how upsetting it was for his passengers. He felt it was his "duty as a patriot" to kill them since they are invasive to our area.
I'm pretty sure everyone would have 100% appreciated a warning label on THAT guy.
Reddit user Mypulse asked:
People's responses were surprisingly honest!
Warning: Appears indifferent to everything you say but is actually just socially awkward.
Warning: Can be very condescending! (that means he talks down to people)
May Be A Vampire
Warning: Do Not expose to light or hot temperatures.
Do Not Attempt
Warning: Thinks it's existence is a burden on others. It has very low self esteem, do not attempt to praise it.
Closer Than It Appears
Warning: B*tchy side is closer than it appears.
Do Not Disturb
Warning: Crippling ADHD. DO NOT DISTURB.
Warning: Probably has no idea what you just said so feel free to repeat yourself.
Warning: Dance moves are too fire and will burn you if you stare at them too long.
The girl who read Percy Jackson in fifth grade and thinks she knows everything about Greek mythology.
Warning: EXTREMELY GAY
Warning: Unstable when decaffeinated. Proceed with caution.
Warning: Overshares, contains anxiety, struggles with self worth and fears panic attacks or any situation that could cause panic, hates driving, don't you hate it? Been in like six accidents. When I was younger I used to...
Warning: releases noxious greenhouse gasses after consuming dairy.
In Song Form
Warning, will talk about themself, in SONG form.
No Hablo Ingles
Warning: I will pretend I don't speak English If I don't know you.
Warning: only discuss politics if you're open to civil, impersonal conversation. And; she must stop to pet every dog she sees.