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What if you could warn the world about your most inconvenient quirks and habits? My personal warning label would say, "Warning: must feed often to avoid crankiness."

People opened up and made jokes about themselves, when Redditor u/Pussystinger asked, "If people came with warning labels, what would yours say?"

10. Who doesn't relate to this?

"Warning: emotionally fragile, cannot argue without crying, introverted ball of anxiety and stress."

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9. They don't do well at bars

"Do not mix with alcohol"

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8. Getting a little emo with this one

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"Don't open. Dead inside."

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7. Incompatible with flattery

"Unable to accept compliments"

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6. Huge risk of blowing up

"Contents Under Pressure"

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5. I suddenly have to yawn

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"May cause drowsiness."

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4.  Your jokes are funny to somebody out there

"Warning: makes jokes that aren't funny, but laughs at them anyways."

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3. Everyone has a "therapist" friend

"Warning: Not a therapist. Treating this product as such will NOT help any psychological problems."

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2. Lactose intolerance is a pain in the butt

"Warning: do not feed dairy products"

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1. Short, sweet, and says it all

"Warning: Don't"

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Christmas is upon us. It's time to get those Christmas present lists together.

So... who has been naughty and who has been nice?

Who is getting diamonds and who is getting coal? Yuck, coal. Is that even a thing anymore? Who even started that idea?

There has to be some funnier or more "for the times" type of "you've been naughty" stocking stuffer.

I feel like the statement coal used to make is kind of last century at this point.

Apparently I'm not alone in this thinking.

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I admit, I love my stuffed animals. They're the best.

Some of them have been with me for years and I have them proudly displayed in different spots around my apartment. And when I've packed them for a move, I've done so with all the tender loving care I can muster.

What is it about them that stirs up these feelings?

Believe it or not, it's quite possible to form emotional attachments to inanimate objects!

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They say your 30's hits different, like one day you're young a hopeful and the next day you're just WAY too old for this.

What is the "this" you're suddenly too old for?

No idea. It's different for everyone, but make no mistake, it'll happen to you too.

Maybe it already has?

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Do all mothers go to the say mom school or something? Because they seem to share the same advice or go on the same platitudes, don't they?

Here's an idea.

Maybe they're just older, have more experience, and are trying to keep us from being dumbasses in public. At least, that's what I think.

I'm definitely grateful for my mother's advice—it's saved me more than once—and it seems many out there are too. And they all seem to have heard the same things from their mothers, too.

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