We are all stories. We are all stories and soap operas and Emmy award winning dramas. We just have to put pen to paper... or click away on a keyboard. We can then unleash the story of our lives. Start thinking about titles... book by book... chapter by chapter.

Redditor u/ManWithNoMission wanted to know what creative ways we all would describe our lives in paperback by asking.... If you had to name the current chapter of your life, what would it be called?


Up and Out.

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Getting out of bed: trials and tribulations. lexTL

Rounding Out...

The Fat and the Curious. MemeYod360

This is hilarious. owengrulez

the middle....

Intermission.... AexRenago

I came here to comment this.

Good to know I'm not the only one, take this poor man's gold πŸ… salimeero

Skip...

"Skip This One".... Not3lliott

This chapter intentionally left blank. -manabreak

1-31???

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Chapter 32.

Im a simple man. Gingerchaun

Where to Go....

The "what the hell is my future" chapter. plushgaming05

Sorry to break it you, but it's never going to stop. thexavikon

Winning!

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Ready, set, restart.

I just finalized my divorce and walked away a big winner ready to start over. scott60561

Yeah that title basically sums up where I am as well. I'm 20 and have failed out of college twice racked up a small amount of debt and been through 5 jobs. My life after high school was one failure and disappointment after the next sending me spiraling. Now I'm trying collage again with my parents behind me and I feel like I'm finally righting the ship. Gloryblackjack

It's Great!Β 

The Great Hibernation. HorrorBoot

Lol... that's the title of my entire book. wbear444

The Break....

"Make a clean break"

-I am in the middle of a family war because I told my paternal grandma and aunt that I won't be attending Christmas due to the estranged relationship between my dad and I. He caught wind of it and all hell has broken loose. I'm just tired of letting him have so much power over my emotions. So I'm attempting to make a clean break from it all. Sassyass92

Salute...

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Join the Military they said, it would be fun they said. JakobRT

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