People Gave Celebrities The "Bill Nye The Science Guy" Name Treatment—Here Are The Results

People Gave Celebrities The "Bill Nye The Science Guy" Name Treatment—Here Are The Results

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Bill Nye first came to national prominence on a children's television show about science. Nye began his career as a mechanical engineer for Boeing Corporation in Seattle, where he invented a hydraulic resonance suppressor tube aused on 747 airplanes. But "Bill Nye the Mechanical Engineer" isn't that catchy as a title for a TV show, especially one designed for children.

What if every person in the public eye needed to have a catchy nickname? Reddit users Kamehameha_69 asked "If every celebrity had a name like 'Bill Nye the Science Guy,' what would they be called?"

Here are the creative responses.

Jeffrey Dahmer...

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Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer

Sylvester Stallone...

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Sylvester Stallone the Slurred Monotone

Dr. Phil...

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Dr. Phil the psychobabble shill

Christopher Walken...

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Christopher Walken, pauses while talkin'

Tommy Chong...

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Tommy chong, the old guy with a bong.

Sean Bean...

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Sean Bean who dies onscreen

William Shatner...

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William Shatner the Overactor.

Harrison Ford...

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Harrison Ford, the Reboot Lord

James Earl Jones...

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James Earl Jones with the Vader tones

Bob Ross...

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Bob Ross the Painting Boss

Jackie Chan...

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Jackie Chan the does-his-own-stunts man.

Hugh Jackman...

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Hugh Jackman the huge jacked man

Tom Cruise...

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Tom Cruise the Scientology Ruse

Stephen Fry...

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Stephen Fry, the posh English guy

Paula Deen...

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Paula Deen the Butter Queen.

Weird Al Yankovic...

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Weird Al the Parody Pal

Snoop Dogg

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Snoop Dogg the Rolling Fog

Mandy Patinkin

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Mandy Patinkin that word does not mean what you're thinkin

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