People Divulge The Opinion That Is The Smallest Hill They're Willing To Die On
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Not everyone is going to believe what you believe. Our own experiences and values add up to make us who we are. Without them, we'd all be the same amorphous blob of consciousness covering the planet in bland beliefs. You hold something in high regard, and that might mean someone else disagrees with you.

Hold your ground, and be ready to die on that hill, kind of like these people.


Reddit user, realduckbutter, wanted to know what you will never let go of when they asked:

"What’s the smallest hill you’re willing to die on?"

What is it about this hill that makes it worthwhile to fight over? Is it something ingrained in your core or something that you can never let go?

This Is Good, Great, And Dandy

"Oxford commas are GOOD and should be EMPLOYED LIBERALLY."- CopsaLau

Squats All Day

"Nice butts are better than big butts."- Crockpot_gator_Snot

Doesn't Hold Up

"KFC gravy isn't as good as it used to be."- AshySlashy902

Chilling No Worries GIF by YUM KFC SouthAfricaGiphy

Me Am No Good With Words And Things

"It''s 'I couldn't care less,' not 'I could care less'."

"If you could care less, you care a little!"- thedoginapound

The workplace is somewhere you (possibly) go to every day. If there's something about it you like or don't like, don't let it go.

Proper Bathroom Ambience

"Bathrooms at the work place should all be required to play music to help drown out the sounds being made"- zerorush8

Better Be Some Money That Comes With That Title

"Don’t give me a 'promotion' unless it comes with a pay raise."

"The only reason I would want a promotion is because I get paid more, not so I can flex my title on ppl."- traws06

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So Grateful

"All companies regardless of what industry they're in do their best work and are the most consumer friendly when they're in second or third place in their industry."

"The 'leader' is almost never the best option."- Nayko214

They deserve a little rest

"Cashiers should be allowed to sit down during their shifts."

"There should be no reason why they need to keep standing in place for an entire shift"- kdotismydad

Whatever it is about these hills we're all supposedly dying, you cannot deny the fact it's super fascinating to see bodies dropping on them.

Do Any Of Us Know What We're Eating?

"When people say 'it has chemicals in it'."

"Your mom is chemicals."

"Everything is chemicals."- nosmase2

Mix Lab GIF by BrownSugarAppGiphy

Diamond Eyeglasses? Diamond Cups? Why Stop There?

"Lab grown diamonds are real diamonds."

"Chemically. It’s purely marketing that makes you pay more for mined diamonds."- ScoobyTrue

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"Mobile gaming is better when it's simple games like Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja"- ofsquire

Holding Up The Line With Your Niceness

"Pay-it-forward drive-through chains are pointless."

"They aren’t really helping anyone, they’re just making everything awkward."- lassie86

It Hurts So Good

"If Q-Tips were not meant to go deep in your ear canal, then God would not have put the g-spot in there."- Virtual-Stranger

q-tip beauty GIF by James CurranGiphy

Still doesn't change a thing

"Frisk and Chara have different genders."- Mato_Man

Quid Pro Quo

"If I am acting in an objectively respectful way towards you and you cannot reciprocate I have the right to return the favor in full."- SeanConneryIsMaclean

There are better ways to enjoy ice cream

"Ice cream sandwiches are absolutely disgusting."- drowsyprof

ice cream graphics GIF by Ryan SeslowGiphy

"Mint choc-chip ice cream can burn in hell."- Huge-Advisor3558

Don't knock it till you've tried it

"Pineapple on pizza is actually good, and so is peanut butter and bacon."- TheWolfFromNether

If you want to be on the good side of the locals

"It’s pronounced 'App-uh-latch-uh' not 'App-uh-laych-uh'.”

Are you sure that's how you're feeling?

"The seeming ubiquity of people saying 'weary' when they really mean 'wary' or 'leery'."- Tricky-Engineering59

Safety First

"If you don't use your turn signal when changing lanes, you deserve to get hit."- Temporary-Complex751

driving mini cooper GIF by MINI USAGiphy

Heaven in a blue box

"Kraft is the superior box Mac and cheese options."

"Particularly the shells kind"- ChucksNorris243

Precision and Order

"In the cutlery drawer, the order goes: fork, knife, spoon."

"As fork and knife go on the left and right side of the placemat, respectively."

"The spoon goes last as it is not often used."- Remarkable_Macaroon5

Meet lots of people, develop a set of values, then enact those values upon yourself as you engage with the world. Be the person you want to be.

Tell us how you won't let anything go in the comments below.

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