Sleeping is one of life's greatest gifts. And there is no one specific way to sleep perfectly. Some people do sleep in the strangest ways but hey, whatever gets you that good R.E.M is what you need to do. One of the most popular ways for getting a sound sleep -especially when you're not sleeping alone- is to sleep in the nude. That feeling of flesh cradled in fresh sheets is one of the greatest feelings in the world, however, for some it's just uncomfortable and strange. Everybody has an opinion.
Redditor u/bill1211 wanted see hear what everyone's thoughts were on a very vital debate.... What's your opinion on sleeping naked?
So fresh... so cool
GiphySleeping naked after an invigorating bath and fresh sheets: Heaven. Sleeping naked cause it's too hot and your bed is soaked in sweat: seventh circle of hell. McStaken
Hot shower, toweling off then crawling in my satin sheets. Feels so good. Umbrella_merc
Yep, sleeping in the nude with freshly cleaned sheets is one of the greatest feelings after a long, hard day. However, sleeping nude with a partner who's external body temperature rivals that of a thousand suns is a nightmare. Fact-or-Fiction
Never mind snakes on a plane... oof...
I don't like wearing a shirt to bed, but I prefer to have my genitals covered. I saw a horror movie when young in which a snake slithers up a woman's vagina while she's sleeping, and even though I know that would never happen, I ain't about to take the risk.
Sorry, I don't know the movie's name. I've tried to search for it to no avail. I watched it in the 90s, but it could have been from the 70s, 80s, or 90s. It was pretty obscure, not a big hit or anything. I'm not sure how we even found it. I just remember the scene of a woman with long, dark (black?) hair, laying in a white bed sleeping and a black snake going under the sheets and implied it went up her hoo-ha. Maybe part of it took place in Mexico or south or central America. That's all I remember. hihelloneighboroonie
Oh my...
Fine for other people, not for me. Last thing I need is to be picked up by the law again for jogging naked. Not much of a story. I sleep walk, and used to sleep in the nude. One night a cop buddy found me jogging naked down the road during one of my episodes. bad_luck_dragon
How is that not much of a story? That's the best kind of story! x_Saturn
Spread Eagle....
My parents didn't knock and my door had no lock. But now I'm in college with a bolt-lock separating my room from the living-room and my roommates' rooms. So it's nice. Dickcheese_McDoogles
I've lived by this rule for a few years now. Only once was I awake when someone came in and honesty I couldn't have cared less. Im sure they were more uncomfortable seeing my naked mess just hanging out spread eagle half asleep, than I was knowing what they were witnessing. davoisbad
Do you feel the shake?
GiphyNot the best choice in a country where earthquakes are common. legenj
I don't get it. Do earthquakes seek out naked people? paulthenarwhal
I think they mean like if they have to evacuate the house quickly, they would at least have clothes on when outside. Timotho73
YASSS FLORENCE!!
72 years old and have slept naked almost all my life. I hope the nursing home I end up in will understand. lol Florence_Eichorn
Florence is a legend! Dickcheese_McDoogles
I'm sure they've had plenty of stranger things happen than Florence here wanting to sleep in the nude. Isn't sexual activity among nursing homes at a pretty high rate? to_the_tenth_power
All the bits and parts....
Don't like it because briefs hold my d**k and testicles in place, if i go commando they hang and get squished. dnieto2003
Lady here- same thing with the bazoombas. Shirts keep me from pinching them. Strawberry1217
Scrolled pretty far to find this. When I was a young man it was fine, boxer shorts, sleep naked, whatever. Now, there needs to be a nice cup to hold the jewels in place and a layer of fabric between testicles and thigh else I go crazy. I've actually woke up with sore testicles from sleeping in shorts with no briefs. Them things start flopping at a certain age. superMAGAfragilistic
Feel the Sun....
Sleeping naked in clean sheets freshly dried in the sun - best feeling ever. BeNice2244
Ever had your hands in muddy water, dried and then rub them together? That awful chalk on blackboard feeling on your hands, especially if you wipe them against any kind of cloth. That's what my entire body feels like if I just dry myself in the sun after taking a shower or bathing etc. Have to pretty much use moisturizing lotion like I'm marinating myself for a barbecue. Thorm_Haugr
Silly boobs...
I hate it. My breasts just go everywhere which is super uncomfortable. I need at least a tank top to keep stuff situated. Shannyishere
Exactly what I came here to say. I find it so uncomfortable. Though even with a tank top, I'll wake up with like one boob just out doing its own thing, so I do prefer at least a tee. And also, I am just so much more comfortable all cuddled up in soft clothes. I never got the appeal of sleeping naked. monachopsiss
Clothes ain't Saving you!
GiphyI love sleeping naked. My fiancè has major aversions to it because "what if someone breaks into the house?" I don't understand that logic. Are pajamas superior for home defense? Personally, if I'm breaking into someone's house and a stark naked ginger man came running at me down a dark hallway I'd probably have a heart attack right there. PhoenixTwonkie
Those are my thoughts too, if someone comes into my house they are either going to kill me or be beaten up by a chubby naked guy with a bat. Reddit
Redditor AdRealistic03 wanted to discuss the shocking things we've all learned about our armed forces, so they asked:
"What are some NSFW secrets about the military?"
The military is littered with secrets, and I love secrets. Tell me more...
Hey Girl
Fight Dance GIF by tv2norgeGiphy"Been in for a long while now, the most apt descriptor I've heard:"
"'Gayest bunch of straight dudes you'll ever meet.'"
Tak_Jaehon
Baby Guards
"Our Air Force’s most critical asset, nuclear weapons, are primarily guarded by a bunch of really bored teenagers."
it_helper
"Navy is the same. The guy that Naruto runs to the galley is the same one that stands watch over the nuclear reactor."
satanyourdarklord
"Lowest ranks pull guard duties more often."
"Who's the lowest rank? That baby faced 18 year old who just joined up."
"Guard duties are up there as one of the most bone taskings going."
Daewoo40
The Side Hustle
"Sometimes the guy that administers the drug test is the same one that you get the drugs from."
Lazy-Plum-19
"I was our unit's drug test guy. I smoked weed every day because I obviously would not drug test myself. I was also really good at it so they wouldn't give the job to someone else. I could get our tests done and completed without mistakes in like 1/5 of the time of my predecessor. Didn't sell drugs, but I've given plenty away."
Changnesia_survivor
Oh My
"Swingers exist on every single base in the world, in Sigonella, they would use different boxes of detergent in the windows to show what they were into and what age range they were looking for. Patrolling the housing area became much more interesting when you see who lives in the houses and what they’re into."
catfartzz
Multi-Purpose
Hungry Labor Day GIF by BounceGiphy"The food boxes that come in literally say 'For prison and military use only.'"
BlackLotus8888
"My husband was watching a documentary with people in prison and was like hey we have the same blankets on the ship."
PricklyPix
No matter who eats it, it's been said nobody thinks any of that food tastes good.
How many?
Oh My Reaction GIF by Saturday Night LiveGiphy"I was selected 6 times in a row to be a urinalysis checker. Have seen over 2000 penises involuntarily."
Jarhead-Coffee
Bad Intentions
"The number of people who get sick and tired of being in the service who will go out and do some drug or another to get kicked out. During our Iraq/Afghanistan years, you wouldn't believe how many people would purposely pee hot or, females would intentionally get pregnant to get out of going."
Blackhawk-388
Not Sexy
"A friend of mine in the special forces told me since they are out in the field a lot, they get plenty of ticks. And while you can inspect yourself fairly well, you can’t inspect everything, so they pair up and spread their cheeks, and your mate has to stare into your anus to check you for ticks in there. Not very glamorous."
Litenpes
Health Issues
Okaay What GIF by ABC NetworkGiphy"Looooooottttts of chlamydia."
Triatomine
"My unit in Okinawa had the highest STD rate for the island. I was so glad I wasn't a part of any of that."
FightingNymph
Trashed
"Our oceans are loaded with garbage. LOADED."
"I would watch the long trail of garbage follow my ship, in the wake, as crew dumped the s**t off the fantail. Every single day. Miles and miles of trash. And this was just one ship. This was just one nation. Our oceans are full of garbage that will take centuries to erode. Our waters are littered with sh*t that fish are eating and dying on."
eyehate
Sounds like there is A LOT of fraternization in our Armed services.
Be careful out there.
