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When you don't have a lot of money, you learn to live without a few luxuries. The point where some things just start to feel unnecessary. Like, who really needs a yacht? It's just another house, but it floats, and it only incurs more and more expenses. A yacht comes with a high price tag.

As such, those of us who are perpetually figuring out where their next meal is coming from? We don't care about some things. And we probably wouldn't see a need for them as we got older and richer.


u/El_CM asked:

If you were filthy rich, what would you still refuse to buy?

Here were some of those answers.


Red Tape

Protection plan on video games/electronics.

I know previously with walmart issued protection plans, they're actually through a different company so even if your electronic does break you cant take it back to the store, you have to call, mail in it, and then wait for them to receive it just to get your money back.

nameismyluke

Living Space

I inherited a house that I lovingly call "a ramblin' ranch" - it's all 1 floor and has 3 bd and 2.5 baths. It's spacious enough, but definitely small compared to most other family homes in my 'burb (think 90's and 2000's McMansions) and definitely is still rockin' its original 80's vibe.

We seriously considered moving into a bigger house for about a year. Worked with an agent, saw tons of houses and after a year, we saw that though these houses were all bigger than our current house, not one of them was better than our current house (our house has a lot of unique features which are difficult to replicate in another home) and we've decided to stay and renovate instead and I think we'll be happier (and much less light in the pocket) for it.

tappytaps

Nightmare HOA Stories

A house with a ridiculous HOA monthly fee.

My husband and I have built our house in a community that has an HOA, but it's only $40 a month and they leave us alone. What prompted my comment is that the community next to us charges $350 a month and comes with pools, a rec center, parks and even a small lake, but that still wouldn't make me want to pay that much on top of my mortgage.

candiice_xo

Diamonds Are Forever

Diamonds. Everything I learn about the jewelry diamond industry bothers me. From the marketing that makes people think that men have to spend a fortune to prove their love and the weird way that an identical lab grown diamond "just isn't the same" to the exploitation of diamond miners and immense human suffering because of wars financed by diamonds, I say from the bottom of my heart, f**k diamonds.

Also they're the most boring looking gemstone. Of all the beautiful colored options in the world, why did we have to settle on a clear one.

(I don't actually know anything about industrial diamonds so I'm not hating on industrial diamonds and from a science perspective, diamonds are cool. I just hate jewelry diamonds).

CarsonNapierOfAmtor

But If It's Haunted?

Antiques- especially antique mirrors. I mean yeah, the value could appreciate greatly over time and yeah, there's a slim chance that it might be enchanted but it's just not worth the gamble on the 0.01% chance that it's haunted.

thatmarxian

A Repurposing

Bags for bathroom trash cans. That's what plastic grocery bags are for. (Even in CA, where we're not supposed to have plastic grocery bags, they have made a comeback during COVID.)

pumpkinspicerabbit

The Guilt Of Spending

Honestly, a lot of things.

I once did the thought experiment, and I realised that if I have a home that I own, and a car and such, I'd struggle to genuinely spend £70k a year (honestly, I might struggle to spend 50k), even if I bought the most expensive "normal" things I'd need. Could I spend 5 million a year? Abso-freaking-lutely I could. But not without going silly on things (you know, buying a 250k supercar instead of a normal car) and artificially going "I want to spend this money".

Like, I wouldn't be changing my diet or my choice in clothes - they're purely functional, it makes no difference to me if my shirt cost £12 or £1200 (well, not strictly true, if I was wearing a £1200 shirt, I'd be going "what the hell was I thinking, spending £1200 on a shirt?" at myself in my head almost constantly).

I'd spend more on my hobbies, and probably travel a bit more, but not dramatically more (though I would go at least business class everywhere, because god its so much more comfortable).

I guess I'm just not that materialistic. I'd rather have board game night every week with my friends than have designer clothes or anything like that.

One exception... maybe a nice big private island to hide from the humans on.

axw3555

My Car Is Also My Place In Society

A new car. I would just let other rich people buy theirs new and drive it for a year before they get bored of it and buy a new one.

There are plenty of great vehicles on the market simply because some people can afford to view their transportation as a status symbol.

BigBadZord

Just A Comfortable Life

Over priced cars and clothes. I wanna be rich but not in a in your face way. I wanna be rich but you don't think I'm rich. A nice-ish house? Yes. A decent car? Yes. Designer and tesla? Nah. I just wanna take care of me, my girlfriend, and any potential children I have or adopt.

thesquiddlesink

Just Eat It

Caviar

Rolex watches

limousines

branded antihistamine (off brand does exactly the same thing)

Basically, any sort of overpriced bull. For me, it's not just that I've lived my life appreciating stuff of similar or equal quality, but at a lesser price, but a matter of refusing to feed greed, without getting anything back in return.

I'm not a cheapskate. When my mechanic replaces a headlight globe, and only charges for the part, I make him charge for installation as well, but when some corporation thinks it's cute to charge more than double for anti-allergy medication, because they have advertising and a shinier box, they can eat a bag of dicks.

Sagelegend

Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay

Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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