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People Break Down The Stupidest Thing They Ever Did As A Kid

People Break Down The Stupidest Thing They Ever Did As A Kid
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Being a kid comes with a lot of things that never happen again--including an insane amount of recovery and durability. Kids do dumb things all the time--like fall out of trees, touch stoves, spill hot coffee; the list is really endless.

But sometimes it seems like the thing you did as a kid really goes above and beyond on the "stupid" spectrum. And you can't help but internalize every single second of that cringey memory.


Redditor TheFacelessMann asked:

"What is the stupidest thing you did as a kid?"

Here were some of the answers.

Starting Off Stupid

"When I was 16-17 I called the school, faked being my dad( they didn't know what he sounded like, they always dealt with my mom) got myself excused from school, then stole my dads truck and drove around all day with my then-girlfriend (who just didn't show up that day and her parents could have given two sh*ts). No big deal, right?"

"It wasn't until I got home later that I realized I was going to be in Big Trouble with Dad. I had assumed I would have enough time to get gas on the way home, but being a stupid teenager, I forgot."

"So I'm sitting there in my house, 20 minutes before my folks get home with a gasless truck and no way to explain what happened."

"But then, inspiration struck. I would simply put gas into the truck using my dads gas cans he kept for generators/lawn mowers or whatever. Sure I didn't know how much the truck had been filled, but if I filled it all the way, maybe he'd-- I didn't actually put this much thought into it."

"I ran out to the garage to discover that the gas cans were empty. Which was my fault, since I did all the mowing, I was responsible for filling the cans. F**k. Past me is an a**hole. Then I noticed that the tractor was full of gas."

"Getting yelled at for the mower and cans being empty = not the same punishment as stealing the truck. So I got to work. Only to be immediately impeded by the fact that I couldn't find the siphon. Great."

"Time was running out and I was panicked. So I grabbed the only thing in the garage that provided suction. The wet/dry vacuum. Somewhere in the resources of my mind I knew that gas and electricity didn't mix."

"But my panicked lizard brain didn't care. All I wanted was to stay out of Big Trouble. So I jammed the hose into the gas tank of our lawn mower and flipped the switch. The resulting explosion was heard three houses away. I'm lucky I didn't die. I lost my shirt, eyebrows and my license for six months."-LinkLinkerson

Standardized Tests

"So we had a test called the MAPs once a year in elementary school. Basically it was reading and math and it was online on a computer. I remember in 2nd grade sitting in the computer lab thinking that I cracked the code and I was a genius!"

"I realized that if I randomly guessed and/or got the answers wrong for math the questions became easier and more fun! So I could breeze through it!"

"Turns out that wasn't a good idea and I was getting a horrible score on the math section. And the reason the questions were getting easier was because it thought I was worse and worse at math."

"Thankfully someone caught me doing it and realized what I was doing afterwards and adjusted that score so it would not have hurt me."

"But thank goodness that test didn't matter in the long run or effect classes since I did so bad. Anyway I'm still only just ok at math but the complex stuff confuses me and I have to study extra to remember those super long formulas. But hey I have passed by math classes."-ravenpotter3

Ah Yes, The Traffic Game

"When I was like 7 or 8ish my friend was moving so he had a crazy amount of boxes at his house we decided to take a couple huge ones put them over us and sit in the front yard, then when we hear a car we'd jump up and run around to I guess scare the driver of the car making them think the boxes were alive?"

"Yes I ran into the street and got hit by a car while in a box. Not how I intended but I'm sure I scared the sh*t out of the driver."-Chuggs400

What you did as a kid might have been dumb, but there is a certainly a line where things get irrevocably stupider.

Gotta Focus On Listening Skills

"I was like 9 years old, I guess. Biology teacher wanted to show us some sort of salt crystal iirc."

"He had a small plastic can/box with loads of them and we were supposed to look at them a bit (they had this magnificent blue colour), put them back and pass the box to the next person until the entire class has seen it."

"Now, the box looked a lot like those chewing gum or mentos boxes, and little me who wasn't paying any attention suddenly got this box from my friend next to me..."

"I was so zoned out, I just took one of those crystals out of the box and f*cking munched it like an idiot (out of habit...?). Entire class looked at me in disbelief."

"I was like 'huh..?' and my friend whispered 'dude... these are poisonous, haven't you listened??'...well I didn't get any poisoning, but I got into huge trouble that day..."-L_Flavour

The Question Becomes "Why"?

"When I was 2 or 3 I had a humidifier in my room. Somehow I got it into my head seeing the vapor coming off the top that it would be fun to sit on."

"Don't ask me why. This being the early 80s though, and the somewhat more lax product safety design, for this thing to work it had an exposed heating element on the top."

"My mom still has the receipt from the emergency room for treatment of 'burned scrotum.'"-sharrrper

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Ah Yes The Good Old Bleeding Child

"Me and my brother built a giant ramp of saw dust and crap. Then we jumped it with our bikes. Or rather, he jumped it. I flew off into the air and split my head open."

"So, bleeding and confused, I walked over to the nearest house, and frightened the absolute soul out of the poor lady that answered the door."

"I ruined the towel she gave me. Just, blood everywhere."

"I'd say oh gosh, except it was extremely funny to watch a housewife try to take care of a kid while I was just in pain, yet saying yo no this hurts but I'm good."-Throwaway583thisdumb

Good Luck Sleeping After This OneKingCapo18

"As a kid (9 years old) me and my friends spent a lot of time in the woods. But this one specific time it was just me and another friend playing and building little tree forts."

"This guy then came out of the brush of the woods and asked how we were doing and if he could play with us and teach us how to build better forts. And as a kid I didn't see anything wrong with it, I thought that it would be fun and cool."

"Obviously my other friend wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just went along with it. It was a nice short day of building forts with a random guy I met in the woods, but he then said it was time for him to go."

"So he told me if I ever wanted to play with him, he lived right on the other side of the woods and pointed behind him. I thought that was nice. Later the next day I run into the woods and go looking for him."

"I run all the way across to a couple cabins side by side to each other and thought 'oh this has to be his house' but the closer I got the more eerie it started to feel. The cabins were old, run down, and sort of looked abandoned."

"I thought I could hear someone inside but I wasn't sure, so I went closer for a better look. I then see a girl inside but she was crying and sitting on the floor under a table and didn't seem to notice me."

"She looked to be maybe a teenager but I can't really remember since I was a little kid at the time. But then I suddenly heard yelling and screaming, so I bolted back through the woods and went home. I've never heard of or seen the guy ever again."-KingCapo18

It's truly that these people are all lucky to be alive--each of these incidents, in a different world, could have gone much differently.

Poor Habits

"Basically just being a bit of a wastoid in general. I didn't take good care of myself. Terrible sleep, bad diet, poor basic hygiene."

"I didn't apply myself enough in school, even where I got pretty good grades overall, I tended to only do the minimum required and rarely tried to stand out or excel."

"Had a collection of comparably wastoid friends who we all just enabled and reinforced our bad habits and acted like the world was the problem, not us."

"That sort of attitude in life just isn't worth it. It's so hard to communicate that to someone when they are young, and trying to can sometimes only make them want to dig their heels in even more about it."

"But it's just such a limited, dead-end sort of way to live and there's just so much more out there that is worth doing."

"As I've gotten older, you start to realize that many of the cliches are true, youth is wasted on the young and all that, and I don't fundamentally regret my youth outright, more just that I wish I had snapped out of it sooner."-iuytrefdgh436yujhe2

Pretending To Be A Statue Works Great In Concept

"When my cousin and I were like 5 or 6, we thought it'd be fun to stand at the end of the driveway and pretend to be statues, then throw rocks at cars going by..."

"And thought they'd be so shocked and confused by the rocks coming out of 'nowhere' because we were statues!"

"Yeah, we were dumb and yes a woman did pull in and tell our parents and we got in big trouble."-ChickenGoose

A Hand We Are Lucky To Have

"I was about four. My older brother (14) was mowing the lawn with a loud traditional motor mower with rotary blade and collecting basket at the front."

"I decided I wanted to sit inside the collecting basket as he mowed. I called for him to stop while I got in. He couldnt hear me so I tried to physically stop him - by thrusting my hand into the rotary blades."

"Tore the whole of the back of my hand off, it hung on by a bit of skin. I was hysterical and wouldn't go to the hospital. My Dad placed the back of my hand back in place and bandaged it up. Hand healed beautifully. Brother got a bollocking."-Jagermeister_UK

These people nearly saw the ends of their lives because they did something so dumb it would have fully caused them to die had it gone even a tiny bit different.

We live, and we learn--but we need to live, in order to learn. Remember caution is your friend.

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People Reveal The Weirdest Thing About Themselves

Reddit user Isitjustmedownhere asked: 'Give an example; how weird are you really?'

Let's get one thing straight: no one is normal. We're all weird in our own ways, and that is actually normal.

Of course, that doesn't mean we don't all have that one strange trait or quirk that outweighs all the other weirdness we possess.

For me, it's the fact that I'm almost 30 years old, and I still have an imaginary friend. Her name is Sarah, she has red hair and green eyes, and I strongly believe that, since I lived in India when I created her and there were no actual people with red hair around, she was based on Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo.

I also didn't know the name Sarah when I created her, so that came later. I know she's not really there, hence the term 'imaginary friend,' but she's kind of always been around. We all have conversations in our heads; mine are with Sarah. She keeps me on task and efficient.

My mom thinks I'm crazy that I still have an imaginary friend, and writing about her like this makes me think I may actually be crazy, but I don't mind. As I said, we're all weird, and we all have that one trait that outweighs all the other weirdness.

Redditors know this all too well and are eager to share their weird traits.

It all started when Redditor Isitjustmedownhere asked:

"Give an example; how weird are you really?"

Monsters Under My Bed

"My bed doesn't touch any wall."

"Edit: I guess i should clarify im not rich."

– Practical_Eye_3600

"Gosh the monsters can get you from any angle then."

– bikergirlr7

"At first I thought this was a flex on how big your bedroom is, but then I realized you're just a psycho 😁"

– zenOFiniquity8

Can You See Why?

"I bought one of those super-powerful fans to dry a basement carpet. Afterwards, I realized that it can point straight up and that it would be amazing to use on myself post-shower. Now I squeegee my body with my hands, step out of the shower and get blasted by a wide jet of room-temp air. I barely use my towel at all. Wife thinks I'm weird."

– KingBooRadley

Remember

"In 1990 when I was 8 years old and bored on a field trip, I saw a black Oldsmobile Cutlass driving down the street on a hot day to where you could see that mirage like distortion from the heat on the road. I took a “snapshot” by blinking my eyes and told myself “I wonder how long I can remember this image” ….well."

– AquamarineCheetah

"Even before smartphones, I always take "snapshots" by blinking my eyes hoping I'll remember every detail so I can draw it when I get home. Unfortunately, I may have taken so much snapshots that I can no longer remember every detail I want to draw."

"Makes me think my "memory is full.""

– Reasonable-Pirate902

Same, Same

"I have eaten the same lunch every day for the past 4 years and I'm not bored yet."

– OhhGoood

"How f**king big was this lunch when you started?"

– notmyrealnam3

Not Sure Who Was Weirder

"Had a line cook that worked for us for 6 months never said much. My sous chef once told him with no context, "Baw wit da baw daw bang daw bang diggy diggy." The guy smiled, left, and never came back."

– Frostygrunt

Imagination

"I pace around my house for hours listening to music imagining that I have done all the things I simply lack the brain capacity to do, or in some really bizarre scenarios, I can really get immersed in these imaginations sometimes I don't know if this is some form of schizophrenia or what."

– RandomSharinganUser

"I do the same exact thing, sometimes for hours. When I was young it would be a ridiculous amount of time and many years later it’s sort of trickled off into almost nothing (almost). It’s weird but I just thought it’s how my brain processes sh*t."

– Kolkeia

If Only

"Even as an adult I still think that if you are in a car that goes over a cliff; and right as you are about to hit the ground if you jump up you can avoid the damage and will land safely. I know I'm wrong. You shut up. I'm not crying."

– ShotCompetition2593

Pet Food

"As a kid I would snack on my dog's Milkbones."

– drummerskillit

"Haha, I have a clear memory of myself doing this as well. I was around 3 y/o. Needless to say no one was supervising me."

– Isitjustmedownhere

"When I was younger, one of my responsibilities was to feed the pet fish every day. Instead, I would hide under the futon in the spare bedroom and eat the fish food."

– -GateKeep-

My Favorite Subject

"I'm autistic and have always had a thing for insects. My neurotypical best friend and I used to hang out at this local bar to talk to girls, back in the late 90s. One time he claimed that my tendency to circle conversations back to insects was hurting my game. The next time we went to that bar (with a few other friends), he turned and said sternly "No talking about bugs. Or space, or statistics or other bullsh*t but mainly no bugs." I felt like he was losing his mind over nothing."

"It was summer, the bar had its windows open. Our group hit it off with a group of young ladies, We were all chatting and having a good time. I was talking to one of these girls, my buddy was behind her facing away from me talking to a few other people."

"A cloudless sulphur flies in and lands on little thing that holds coasters."

"Cue Jordan Peele sweating gif."

"The girl notices my tension, and asks if I am looking at the leaf. "Actually, that's a lepidoptera called..." I looked at the back of my friend's head, he wasn't looking, "I mean a butterfly..." I poked it and it spread its wings the girl says "oh that's a BUG?!" and I still remember my friend turning around slowly to look at me with chastisement. The ONE thing he told me not to do."

"I was 21, and was completely not aware that I already had a rep for being an oddball. It got worse from there."

– Phormicidae

*Teeth Chatter*

"I bite ice cream sometimes."

RedditbOiiiiiiiiii

"That's how I am with popsicles. My wife shudders every single time."

monobarreller

Never Speak Of This

"I put ice in my milk."

– GTFOakaFOD

"You should keep that kind of thing to yourself. Even when asked."

– We-R-Doomed

"There's some disturbing sh*t in this thread, but this one takes the cake."

– RatonaMuffin

More Than Super Hearing

"I can hear the television while it's on mute."

– Tira13e

"What does it say to you, child?"

– Mama_Skip

Yikes!

"I put mustard on my omelettes."

– Deleted User

"Oh."

– NotCrustOr-filling

Evened Up

"Whenever I say a word and feel like I used a half of my mouth more than the other half, I have to even it out by saying the word again using the other half of my mouth more. If I don't do it correctly, that can go on forever until I feel it's ok."

"I do it silently so I don't creep people out."

– LesPaltaX

"That sounds like a symptom of OCD (I have it myself). Some people with OCD feel like certain actions have to be balanced (like counting or making sure physical movements are even). You should find a therapist who specializes in OCD, because they can help you."

– MoonlightKayla

I totally have the same need for things to be balanced! Guess I'm weird and a little OCD!

Close up face of a woman in bed, staring into the camera
Photo by Jen Theodore

Experiencing death is a fascinating and frightening idea.

Who doesn't want to know what is waiting for us on the other side?

But so many of us want to know and then come back and live a little longer.

It would be so great to be sure there is something else.

But the whole dying part is not that great, so we'll have to rely on other people's accounts.

Redditor AlaskaStiletto wanted to hear from everyone who has returned to life, so they asked:

"Redditors who have 'died' and come back to life, what did you see?"

Sensations

Happy Good Vibes GIF by Major League SoccerGiphy

"My dad's heart stopped when he had a heart attack and he had to be brought back to life. He kept the paper copy of the heart monitor which shows he flatlined. He said he felt an overwhelming sensation of peace, like nothing he had felt before."

PeachesnPain

Recovery

"I had surgical complications in 2010 that caused a great deal of blood loss. As a result, I had extremely low blood pressure and could barely stay awake. I remember feeling like I was surrounded by loved ones who had passed. They were in a circle around me and I knew they were there to guide me onwards. I told them I was not ready to go because my kids needed me and I came back."

"My nurse later said she was afraid she’d find me dead every time she came into the room."

"It took months, and blood transfusions, but I recovered."

good_golly99

Take Me Back

"Overwhelming peace and happiness. A bright airy and floating feeling. I live a very stressful life. Imagine finding out the person you have had a crush on reveals they have the same feelings for you and then you win the lotto later that day - that was the feeling I had."

"I never feared death afterward and am relieved when I hear of people dying after suffering from an illness."

rayrayrayray

Free

The Light Minnie GIF by (G)I-DLEGiphy

"I had a heart surgery with near-death experience, for me at least (well the possibility that those effects are caused by morphine is also there) I just saw black and nothing else but it was warm and I had such inner peace, its weird as I sometimes still think about it and wish this feeling of being so light and free again."

TooReDTooHigh

This is why I hate surgery.

You just never know.

Shocked

Giphy

"More of a near-death experience. I was electrocuted. I felt like I was in a deep hole looking straight up in the sky. My life flashed before me. Felt sad for my family, but I had a deep sense of peace."

Admirable_Buyer6528

The SOB

"Nursing in the ICU, we’ve had people try to die on us many times during the years, some successfully. One guy stood out to me. His heart stopped. We called a code, are working on him, and suddenly he comes to. We hadn’t vented him yet, so he was able to talk, and he started screaming, 'Don’t let them take me, don’t let them take me, they are coming,' he was scared and yelling."

"Then he yelled a little more, as we tried to calm him down, he screamed, 'No, No,' and gestured towards the end of the bed, and died again. We didn’t get him back. It was seriously creepy. We called his son to tell him the news, and the son said basically, 'Good, he was an SOB.'”

1-cupcake-at-a-time

Colors

"My sister died and said it was extremely peaceful. She said it was very loud like a train station and lots of talking and she was stuck in this area that was like a curtain with lots of beautiful colors (colors that you don’t see in real life according to her) a man told her 'He was sorry, but she had to go back as it wasn’t her time.'"

Hannah_LL7

"I had a really similar experience except I was in an endless garden with flowers that were colors I had never seen before. It was quiet and peaceful and a woman in a dress looked at me, shook her head, and just said 'Not yet.' As I was coming back, it was extremely loud, like everyone in the world was trying to talk all at once. It was all very disorienting but it changed my perspective on life!"

huntokarrr

The Fog

"I was in a gray fog with a girl who looked a lot like a young version of my grandmother (who was still alive) but dressed like a pioneer in the 1800s she didn't say anything but kept pulling me towards an opening in the wall. I kept refusing to go because I was so tired."

"I finally got tired of her nagging and went and that's when I came to. I had bled out during a c-section and my heart could not beat without blood. They had to deliver the baby and sew up the bleeders. refill me with blood before they could restart my heart so, like, at least 12 minutes gone."

Fluffy-Hotel-5184

Through the Walls

"My spouse was dead for a couple of minutes one miserable night. She maintains that she saw nothing, but only heard people talking about her like through a wall. The only thing she remembers for absolute certain was begging an ER nurse that she didn't want to die."

"She's quite alive and well today."

Hot-Refrigerator6583

Well let's all be happy to be alive.

It seems to be all we have.

Man's waist line
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Trying to lose weight is a struggle understood by many people regardless of size.

The goal of reaching a healthy weight may seem unattainable, but with diet and exercise, it can pay off through persistence and discipline.

Seeing the pounds gradually drop off can also be a great motivator and incentivize people to stay the course.

Those who've achieved their respective weight goals shared their experiences when Redditor apprenti8455 asked:

"People who lost a lot of weight, what surprises you the most now?"

Redditors didn't see these coming.

Shiver Me Timbers

"I’m always cold now!"

– Telrom_1

"I had a coworker lose over 130 pounds five or six years ago. I’ve never seen him without a jacket on since."

– r7ndom

"140 lbs lost here starting just before COVID, I feel like that little old lady that's always cold, damn this top comment was on point lmao."

– mr_remy

Drawing Concern

"I lost 100 pounds over a year and a half but since I’m old(70’s) it seems few people comment on it because (I think) they think I’m wasting away from some terminal illness."

– dee-fondy

"Congrats on the weight loss! It’s honestly a real accomplishment 🙂"

"Working in oncology, I can never comment on someone’s weight loss unless I specifically know it was on purpose, regardless of their age. I think it kind of ruffles feathers at times, but like I don’t want to congratulate someone for having cancer or something. It’s a weird place to be in."

– LizardofDeath

Unleashing Insults

"I remember when I lost the first big chunk of weight (around 50 lbs) it was like it gave some people license to talk sh*t about the 'old' me. Old coworkers, friends, made a lot of not just negative, but harsh comments about what I used to look like. One person I met after the big loss saw a picture of me prior and said, 'Wow, we wouldn’t even be friends!'”

"It wasn’t extremely common, but I was a little alarmed by some of the attention. My weight has been up and down since then, but every time I gain a little it gets me a little down thinking about those things people said."

– alanamablamaspama

Not Everything Goes After Losing Weight

"The loose skin is a bit unexpected."

– KeltarCentauri

"I haven’t experienced it myself, but surgery to remove skin takes a long time to recover. Longer than bariatric surgery and usually isn’t covered by insurance unless you have both."

– KatMagic1977

"It definitely does take a long time to recover. My Dad dropped a little over 200 pounds a few years back and decided to go through with skin removal surgery to deal with the excess. His procedure was extensive, as in he had skin taken from just about every part of his body excluding his head, and he went through hell for weeks in recovery, and he was bedridden for a lot of it."

– Jaew96

These Redditors shared their pleasantly surprising experiences.

Shopping

"I can buy clothes in any store I want."

– WaySavvyD

"When I lost weight I was dying to go find cute, smaller clothes and I really struggled. As someone who had always been restricted to one or two stores that catered to plus-sized clothing, a full mall of shops with items in my size was daunting. Too many options and not enough knowledge of brands that were good vs cheap. I usually went home pretty frustrated."

– ganache98012

No More Symptoms

"Lost about 80 pounds in the past year and a half, biggest thing that I’ve noticed that I haven’t seen mentioned on here yet is my acid reflux and heartburn are basically gone. I used to be popping tums every couple hours and now they just sit in the medicine cabinet collecting dust."

– colleennicole93

Expanding Capabilities

"I'm all for not judging people by their appearance and I recognise that there are unhealthy, unachievable beauty standards, but one thing that is undeniable is that I can just do stuff now. Just stamina and flexibility alone are worth it, appearance is tertiary at best."

– Ramblonius

People Change Their Tune

"How much nicer people are to you."

"My feet weren't 'wide' they were 'fat.'"

– LiZZygsu

"Have to agree. Lost 220 lbs, people make eye contact and hold open doors and stuff"

"And on the foot thing, I also lost a full shoe size numerically and also wear regular width now 😅"

– awholedamngarden

It's gonna take some getting used to.

Bones Everywhere

"Having bones. Collarbones, wrist bones, knee bones, hip bones, ribs. I have so many bones sticking out everywhere and it’s weird as hell."

– Princess-Pancake-97

"I noticed the shadow of my ribs the other day and it threw me, there’s a whole skeleton in here."

– bekastrange

Knee Pillow

"Right?! And they’re so … pointy! Now I get why people sleep with pillows between their legs - the knee bones laying on top of each other (side sleeper here) is weird and jarring."

– snic2030

"I lost only 40 pounds within the last year or so. I’m struggling to relate to most of these comments as I feel like I just 'slimmed down' rather than dropped a ton. But wow, the pillow between the knees at night. YES! I can relate to this. I think a lot of my weight was in my thighs. I never needed to do this up until recently."

– Strongbad23

More Mobility

"I’ve lost 100 lbs since 2020. It’s a collection of little things that surprise me. For at least 10 years I couldn’t put on socks, or tie my shoes. I couldn’t bend over and pick something up. I couldn’t climb a ladder to fix something. Simple things like that I can do now that fascinate me."

"Edit: Some additional little things are sitting in a chair with arms, sitting in a booth in a restaurant, being able to shop in a normal store AND not needing to buy the biggest size there, being able to easily wipe my butt, and looking down and being able to see my penis."

– dma1965

People making significant changes, whether for mental or physical health, can surely find a newfound perspective on life.

But they can also discover different issues they never saw coming.

That being said, overcoming any challenge in life is laudable, especially if it leads to gaining confidence and ditching insecurities.