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Let's talk about sex baby. No, seriously.... lets. Now it is meant to be shared between those who love one another BUT.... every now and again, we do share these moments with people that are... "of the moment." And the of the moment peeps can often leave a lasting impression.

Redditor u/meme-ark-boi wanted to discuss the birds and the bees.... so who is willing to chat? Here is a question....

What is the dumbest way you got laid?


Then we had sex.

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Left the oven on from dinner before going on a date to see a film. Paranoid about the house burning down while at the cinema on a date. Whisper to her about these concerns so we leave. We get home and I rush in and turn off the oven, date says "wait, you actually left it on!?" Then we had sex. troubleshot

I'd even burnt the tarts.

Made a friend some jam tarts, which impressed her housemate enough to pursue me. I'm not much of a looker, and she was incredible. Don't know why it all happened, I'd even burnt the tarts. theomens

Definitely the least amount of effort.....

Woke up to a commotion outside my room the morning after a night out. It was my flatmate with some girl he'd brought home (he was out separately) and her friend just chatting. I got up all groggy, went to the bathroom and when I came back this girl's friend just followed me back into bed and that was that.

Later I found out that she assumed she had come back with me originally, but just woke up on the sofa for some reason. I guess she just decided to resume from where she thought we had been! Definitely the least amount of effort I've ever had to put into getting laid. sensors

cards against humanity......

Was a virgin at the time. Had some people over playing cards against humanity.

It's not a serious game even when you're playing it, so sometimes we would show people the card we drew as a replacement if it was like, perfect for the hand we had just played. I don't remember what the black card we were playing to was anymore, but I drew the "friends with benefits" white card and it would have been perfect for it, so I leaned over and showed my friend sitting next to me. Later everyone left and she stayed behind and we were talking and she assumed I meant it as a request. I hadn't even thought of that but rolled with it. Embowaf

Mr. Milk.....

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I was taking care of a professor's kitten (Mr. Milk), and another student was as well. There was a schedule. Somehow we got crossed up and ended up there at the same time, and a night later we were banging. hold_my_lacroix

by my belt buckle....

Met this girl once and about three months later I saw her again and she got really excited to see me. We were talking for a little bit and out of nowhere bet me that I didn't remember her name. Well I did and she was instantly turned on by that. Basically dragged me to her house by my belt buckle. mandovera21

We pretty much looked alike....

My best friend and I were having a going away party as we were moving out of state. We pretty much looked alike, both tall with long shoulder-length hair. One of our mutual friends arranged for him to get laid as a going away gift. All the girl knew about him was he's tall with long hair. Long story short, he cut his hair the day before the party and I ended up getting laid. SithLordShrades

Took a bet in a pub in Toronto.....

Took a bet in a pub in Toronto, went to a girl and whispered to her ear "I can speak french between your legs", was ready and waiting for the physical comeback to hit my face. Instead she spilled all of her drink through her nose and we ended up at her place. meuh210

Wash the dishes... 

Was waiting for my female friend to finish a phone conversation, and got bored enough to wash the small mountain of dishes in her sink. Never forget the look on her face. FWB for a few ecstatic weeks after that before we realized I was falling for her. Ended it. We would NEVER have worked out as a couple, but wow - best sexperiences ever.

So yeah. Wash dem dishes. Filmtoken

Apparently that was enough.

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Had a chick literally follow me home. I was on rollerblades so I was nice and waited at every corner for her. Apparently that was enough. zwierls

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