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It goes without saying, there are going to be some disturbing ideas in this article, but it's not all doom and gloom. There are mentions of harm to children and/or animals and while there is nothing graphic and most of the article is humorous, we know those mentions can bother some of our readers and we respect that. If those sorts of things bother you, you may wish to brace before reading ahead.


Reddit user u/ZeroFlucksRiven asked:

What do you consider an unforgivable sin?

The obvious sins were mentioned, of course, but there's so much more than that - like the utterly unforgivable sin of stank food at the office. Got people over here trying to do spreadsheets with one hand because we're covering our noses with the other. Spreadsheets are a two-handed activity, Brenda. We don't care if the fish was on sale.

Here are some of the other more popular responses, edited for language or clarity if needed.

This Math Joke

Sin(1/(4-x))

... That sin function has no solution at x=4. It's an unFOURgiveable SIN.

- EASDSD

Elder Abuse

Abusing the elderly. I went to college for social work and they showed us a short video about people who mug the elderly, as in come up to them and just steal their wallet or purse, knowing that they can't do anything about it. In the next section it showed how some can be abused at home, locked into their room and let outside twice or three times a day for food and toilet, but otherwise just locked away in a small room just big enough to fit a bed so they're out of the way.

I was horrified, how can you treat someone that raised you or your spouse that way?! It made me sick.

- VectorPlasm

It's All Theft

There is a quote from Kite runner about sin that ill remember forever.

There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft. When you kill a man, you steal a life... you steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness... there is no act more wretched than stealing.

- JPJP_

Food Shouldn't Be That Fast

Throwing your fast food bag out the car window 🕳🚐🥊

- Vikinghooker

The Cat's Shriek

Accidentally stepping on my cat. Her shriek pierced my soul.

- Katiesue12

False Accusations

False rape accusations. Rape is horrific, and false accusations don't happen often - but when they do it's a nightmare. False rape allegations are a 2 way sin. 1: You destroy the life of the falsely accused. 2: You mitigate and minimize real rape.

- SeeYouOn16

Office Food

Microwaving fish in the office microwave, then proceeding to eat it in an open plan office. Pungent food in enclosed spaces with other people is an absolute sin. As someone who works in an open plan office near the kitchen I get the blunt force trauma of smells.

- BizzarFish1

Gym Sins

There are so many gym sins

Curling in the squat rack

Hogging dumbbells for your drop sets.

Using the flat bench for anything other than bench pressing, especially if there are only 2-3b. Especially ESPECIALLY on Mondays.

Working out with a group of 3+.

Using another free piece of equipment/bench to set up your phone to record yourself.

Just walking in and asking how many more sets someone has who just got there because they are bigger and more important so their time is more valuable.

Bringing a personal bluetooth speaker with you.

Livestreaming your stretches in front of mirrors.

Slamming the cable machine plates.

Wearing those string tank tops that barely cover your torso with a dress code that says shirts must be worn.

Doing HIIT in between your sets and sprinting from one end of the gym to the other and getting pissed because people are in your way.

- one_pop_each

Perving on female gym goers.

Unnecessarily dropping weights on the floor. There only are very few exercises where dropping them is needed. Otherwise it will damage the floor and the equipment and can be harmful to your health.

Not using towels and/or wiping of your sweat of benches.

Not allowing anyone to use the machine in between your sets, especially if you do circle training.

Not removing weights after you finished your sets and also not putting dumbbells back on the rack.

- thebassmeister

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Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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