People Divulge The Most Illegal Thing They Ever Did As A Teenager
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I'm assuming most of us have indulged in being naughty in our teen years.

We test the waters of society and our parent's patience.

Sometimes it's a blast, other times... you're in jail.

You gotta roll the dice.

Redditor Bruh-momento10101 wanted to hear the stories about the regrettable choices some of us have made in our younger years. So they asked:

"What’s the most illegal thing you’ve (allegedly) done as a teenager?"

I was such a "good" kid. I wish I had been more mischievous.

Downloading...

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"13 year old me was convinced I was going to get in trouble for downloading Pokemon ROM hacks."

Manaphy12

"Uhh I’m calling Nintendo…"

Bruh-momento10101

Don't Point

"We would point at cops and run. When you do this, they chase you. If they catch you, they’re pissed."

Something_Etc

"We would walk out into the street when they were coming, stop like a deer in the headlights and then run in the opposite direction. Lights, sirens and backup usually while we hide in bushes. Huge adrenaline rush at a young age."

bobby-potus

Stretford...

"Broke into Old Trafford when we were 15. We had a football in a bag and intended to score a goal at the Stretford end. We got to the pitch but the joke was on us. The goals weren't up and we got taken home by the police. Didn't see the outside for a couple of weeks after that one!"

NewWorlds84

The Homepage...

"Accidentally used inspect element on the google homepage at age 9, thought I deleted google and was going to get arrested. I was waiting for the sirens to show up."

Remarkable_Whole

"My 5th grade son isn't allowed to use computers at school because of this. Well, that and because he was 'hacking' into other kid's profiles (weak passwords/kids are stupid and don't protect them) and changing their avatars to hamsters."

JayPetey238

Soldering...

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"We might or might have not soldered every door lock of our school shut during summer closing time."

next_redsteppa

I never would of thought of half of these things. I missed out.

The 22nd Floor

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"Walked into a huge hotel like we owned the place, took the elevator to the top and then forced a door to find a way to the roof, sat on top of the edge of a 22 floor hotel tasting the view having drinks and food with friends. It was great."

Mr_stabbey

“teenage bravery”

"My buddies and I lit a bush on fire near someone’s house. We didn’t know there was dry brush and somehow when it caught fire it ran upside the house to a dead tree and lit the house on fire. There was no one home, but all 5 of us broke into it and ran inside to check and called the 911 to tell them we broke into the house because we saw it was on fire and tried to save anyone who may have been inside."

"People who got house burned got a nice check from their insurance and a brand new home, and we got our names in small local newspaper for 'teenage bravery.' Oh man."

erikturczyn30

Under the Lights

"Me and a couple friends (back at like 11-13, all girls) played a game of truth or dare that ended up with us doing something like this. I guess it was technically illegal, too; it WAS past curfew. We were all in skimpy costumes from playing dress up, and someone got dared to throw a tampon in the window of a passing car on the main road half a block from my friend's house. Missed, and a couple rounds later I got dared to go get it back from the road and put it up my nose?"

"Now imagine three scantily clad tween girls standing under a street lamp on a corner peering out into the street when a cop drives by. Flipped on his lights and flipped a U-turn while we BOOKED it back to her house and hid behind the car in the driveway while the cop went up and down the street with his spotlight. 🤣"

wilddreamer

Fill in the Blanks...

"When I was 6 or 7, my friends and I saw a whole slew of blank lottery forms sitting by the entry way to a store (the kind you had to use a Pencil to select your numbers so the machine could read it). We grabbed them and ran away thinking we had absconded with thousands of free lottery tickets we could sell or use. Yeah, not so much."

Debaser626

37 different viruses...

"Besides getting music illegally while also giving the home computer 37 different viruses? I once broke into a water park with a bunch of friends during the winter months. For those that don't know, water parks drain all the water to prevent ice from forming in the pipes. We infiltrated the park in long sleeves and long pants to prevent fiberglass burns while going down the slides."

FusedByFire

The NFL

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"Used telecast, pictures, descriptions and accounts of the game without the NFL's express written consent."

mineral_water_69

Oh the secrets our pasts hold. We really are dumb at a young age.

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