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These men are deeply confused about women. But strangely, they only feel lost in the most trivial, minute areas.


A note to all those that were worried these comments would invite utterly toxic sexism: everything is okay here. These Redditors seem far more interested in asking about leg-shaving and parked cars.

u/grilled_tits asked, "Men of Reddit, what about women leaves you completely baffled?"

The Real Life Savers

One bag of peanut butter m&m's (not the yellow bag... the red bag) will change my wife from wanting to stab me to being a loving and pleasant woman to be around...in the span of about 2 minutes.

u/Shots_anyone

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Manners are Everything

When we are hanging out having casual conversation then her phone rings, she answers, and the pitch of her voice rises to Mariah Carey status.

u/hvitehusen

It's All About Technique

How some women can shave their legs super fast! If I shaved any part of my body that quickly I would look like Hellraiser.

u/robotlasagna

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Just Making Sure You Saw It

The loud gasp while i'm driving about something small lol. Like do you want me to roll the car lol

u/RavenLovesChai

This Is, Indeed, Insane

They can carry other humans inside of them if you think about it it's WILD.

u/abcxyzkh

EXTREMELY Helpful

Their aesthetic sense. How did they all become armchair interior decorators/fashion consultants?

My nine year old daughter is better at picking out my outfits than I am.

u/gud_spelller

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"Hey, You Got a Bobby Pin?"

How is it that bobby pin companies don't rule the world? I swear the average woman must go through more bobby pins in a lifetime than oxygen.

u/kukukele

Talkin' Shop

Pairing up to go to a public toilet.

u/Sergana

Should Have Texted Better

I've had several women give me their number without me asking, but then when I text or call, they never reply. Why do this? I like when a woman makes the first move, but it still usually turns out to be nothing.

u/moondoggie00

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Mind What Matters

How some women can remember the exact details of an argument we had 8 months ago but somehow can't remember were they parked their car at the mall less than an hour ago.

u/mox44ah

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There's something quite wonderful about finding a loophole and taking advantage of it... especially when you're broke. (Trust me, it could mean the difference between surviving and well, not.)

When I was really poor, for example, I used to go to a Burger King to get cheap burgers with what little money I had. The food was filling and helped tide me over. I eventually found a glitch on the app that allowed me to add two extra burgers to my order. Trust me, it saved me on my worst days. (As you can imagine, I am really sick of fast food now that I'm much more financially stable.)

After Redditor Thym3Travr asked the online community, "What loophole did you exploit mercilessly?" people shared their stories.

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