There is always a way to get back at life. Though just because we all deserve some personal karmic justice from time to time, doesn't mean we should always go the devious route to get it. That will just continue the besmirchment of our character. However if you're really feeling a need to to get one over in a peaceful way opportunities will always arise.

Redditor u/NotAPoliceOfficer68 wanted to know how others have ways to avenge themselves in life without going to jail by asking.... What is completely legal, but still a d**k move?


Lights Out!

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Turning the light out in a public bathroom while people are in the stalls. Scamperillium

I worked in an office with an auto turn off light and the motion detector couldn't reach into the stalls. If you took longer that 5 min to poop it was in the dark. squishles

The Naughty Shoppers! 

Taking something out of someone's shopping cart. akoriousthing

My wife once had her entire shopping cart stolen. She picked up an item and turned around and the entire cart was gone. Why? Just why? My wife was still in the store and hadn't paid for anything yet. She got an empty basket and shopped all over again. DoubleEagle25

YOU! 

Eating everything in the bag except the last one so YOU don't have to throw it out. KlutzyAir

Using all but the last ice cube in the tray so you don't have to fill it.

"Mom likes filling the trays" is bull, and you know it, so knock that crap off boys (my kids). Tigergirl1975

No Space for You! 

Stealing a parking space someone else was waiting for. dawgittydog

Once I saw an empty spot and turned my signal on. Some douche came around the corner just as I was turning into the space and he got all pissed off at me. Excuse me that I saw it first and I had my signal on. No reason to be a d**k. kittycatdude

Guilty as Charged!

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Also when a new cashier opens up their register and says "I can take the next person in line." And then some oaf way back in the queue scurries over there like the rat they are! ericasin

Speak Up! 

Listening to music without headphones in public transportation. MissingNerd

They talk loudly and have the speaker so loud you clearly hear their conversation several seats away, but then get pissed when you try to join the conversation. Nyxalith

Imma rest here! 

Sit in a parking spot and just tap your brakes every once in a while so people trying to park think you're leaving, then just lay back and watch their reaction. Langhof

Dirty Business....

Hoarding as many patents as you can with no plans to use any of them. Then suing companies for patent infringement. bobtheflob

Companies could do something about this, but don't because it often costs less to pay than fight in court, and also these companies hold a lot of patents of their own, and don't want to create any legal precedent that will work against them in the future. So they see this as "the cost of doing business." DrHem

No Name.

Being the one person in a group project that doesn't contribute anything and still putting your name on it at the end. -eDgAR-

I'd actually prefer that than the person who half-a**es it so badly that it pulls your grade down. I'd rather just do the whole damned thing myself so I know it's done right. eddyathome

Omission is Sin.

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To intentionally mislead people by taking something out of context or omitting some relevant information/facts. fromRonnie

Still a crime when you're under oath. Lies of omission are the most commonly prosecuted type of perjury. notveryoriginalname2

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