Instagram Account Shares The Best 'Uninspirational' Quotes To Feed Your Internal Pessimist 😂

Are you the kind of person who rolls your eyes every time you see a "Hang In There" poster with an adorable kitten hanging off of something? Do you cringe every time someone shares a "shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars" post? Does your internal monologue scoff and remind you that landing among the stars is a surefire way to die in the freezing, airless void of space where no one could hear you scream and your body would likely never be found?

If so, congrats! You're one of the millions of people around the world who has decided that "uninspiration" is much more your thing. You're not alone. If you're tired of seeing all of the inspo quotes your friends post, there's an Instagram account that might help balance those proverbial scales. @Uninspirational is exactly what it sounds like. It's an account for every single one of us who looks at inspirational posts and thinks "... shove it."

Ready for some perfectly pessimistic "inspiration" ? Psh, who are we kidding — of course you are.

Life's Simple Truths

Please Stop

Every 4th of July and New Year's Eve we end up with timelines full of your terrible pictures. Stop it. Unless you're a professional, you're not getting the shot. Just enjoy the show and stop trying to get Facebook to enjoy it, too.

Proper Punctiation

... there. Fixed it.

Just Save This One

Your, You're, and Yore are not a "choose your own adventure" situation, people.

Start Your Day Off Right

All Of Us Right Now

Getting Political

Fun Fact: It's never really over if you live in Florida. You just keep recounting and yelling into the abyss until the next election.

It Really DOES Get Better

We love having things to look forward to!

...I Hope

Keep Trying


The Instagram account has more than 700 posts, so there's a little fancy bit of snark for just about everyone! Check them out here.

You're welcome.


H/T: Bored Panda, Instagram

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