Love is a tricky thing. When you get into a relationship and find "The One" you learn pretty quickly, they come with some quirks and baggage you may not be able to get rid of. In the immortal words of ACADEMY AWARD WINNER Lady Gaga... "I want your loving and I want you revenge.. you and me could write a BAD ROMANCE!"
Redditor u/dlordjr wanted to hear form all the lovers out there asking.... What did your SO do that made you go "I love you, but WTF?"
You swallowed what....
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In my case, it was when she came into the bathroom crying to tell me she had just swallowed her wedding ring. And four other rings.
She took them off while painting, and put them in a shot glass on the counter for safe keeping. The next morning she went to take her pills, which she also keeps in a shot glass on the counter. We were on poop watch for 5 days until we got them all back. dlordjr
Like a Serial Killer....
I used to get annoyed with how he ate Kit Kats, yanno just biting into it without snapping pieces off, but then I watched him peel an orange super carefully just to bite into it like it was an apple. forestmoon_
Tell him congrats on infiltrating the human race. MTAlphawolf
Just Sip!Â
My BF regularly chokes on water. He drinks a lot of it. He fill his mouth with water and then swallows it in parts like a crazy person. He says that he forgets it's there sometimes and just breaths in. I love him and he's a smart guy but this is so dumb. I just imagine I'll come home one day and he's dead on the floor with an empty bottle beside him. I'd be very upset but also kind of angry. TheSadSalsa
Life's natural gel....
To wash her hair - she puts mud in it. Swears by it. Even seems to work. Still. Allisade
And how does her hair smell? NorskChef
Very nice actually, clay dust (mud) actually works pretty well for her hair... but it's still weird =) Allisade
Brush Vigorously!
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He brushes his teeth so vigorously and intensely that he gags himself nonstop for two full minutes.
AGHAGH-ECK-UHHH-AGHKA-AKUGH-PFL-AK
It sounds like a dog eating wet food too quickly and then puking it back up on the carpet. Like a cat coughing up a hair ball, eating it, and coughing it up again. You can hear it from the kitchen, the living room, the hall outside the apartment door, and probably the parking lot. It is truly a mesmerizing and terrifying ordeal. 14kanthropologist
Good Boy....Â
I was sad, so my husband decided to go to his garden and brought me a big lemon. I have no idea why, but it made me laugh, especially since the Jack Russell we had at the time thought it was a ball and wanted my husband to throw it. Dragonsrule18
Whatever floats your boat.....
I cannot be sure of this, and I never asked her... but I'm fairly certain I've walked in on an ex masturbating to pimple popping videos. It happened twice... I'd like to think she was just masturbating and not paying attention to what she was watching, as some people do. Very specific thing to youtube as background noise though. Daintyoaktree
I can't breathe!Â
There was a brown stain on our comforter from the dog that had a good chance of being poop. To find out she brought the blanket up to her face and inhaled deeply with her nose buried in the fabric. Like a brewer smelling hops, she then proclaimed it wasn't poop. But you didn't know that until you buried your face in it! Deathrial
This is no Home!Â
When I showed him the double wide trailer I grew up in he looked at me stunned and asked "Where's the wheels?" After several confused moments and numerous questions I realized that he thought RVs were the same thing as trailer homes. He was very relieved to find out my family (9 people) were not all living in an RV for 17 years. Astyyria
Can you wear socks?
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My boyfriend's toes. He doesn't have like the elongated bits, he literally has just little round balls at the end of his feet. Like he can't wiggle or stretch them and he didn't even realize that wasn't normal until he saw mine.
Edit: So it's now Monday, I said I will have pic on Sunday, apologies.
I was with my boyfriend last night until this morning and I mentioned I needed a picture of his toes for the Redditors. However, he isn't very happy with me, as I mentioned he didn't realize how weird his toes were until we started dating. I'm his first GF so he hasn't had that much to compare to I guess? Well anyway now he is upset because he is now very worried about his weird toes and is feeling insecure about them. He spent an hour mentioning 'are my toes really that weird?' He won't allow me to post a photo of his toes but said I can use the meme one I mentioned in a reply as he says it's a nice angle and I shall draw a diagram on MS paint. Hopefully my two years of life drawing will come in use.
I try my best to follow the law. And Lord knows how well I'm doing. There are so many obscure laws for ridiculous things, yet, scamming people of their life savings is a free pass. I'm confused... apparently, so are many others...
Save a Life
drag race drugs GIFGiphy"Hiking up prices of life saving medications. (Insulin, epi-pens, etc.)".
The Hands of Time
"Advertisement like "anti-aging" is absolutely preposterous."
"I would love to see a massive class action lawsuit against any skincare that proposes "anti-aging". Watch a judge rule in the plaintiff's favor citing that the products did not actually turn back time."
Credit
"Your credit score goes down because you cancelled a credit card."
"You want to have multiple lines of credit that you're responsible with, preferably for a long period of time, because it proves you're a reliable borrower. If you have no debt, it's almost like you've not established credit at all. Your score goes up the more lines of credit you have. It's bonkers. Someone more financially literate than me could probably explain better, though."
- isocleat
The Devil
Kate Mckinnon Snl GIF by Saturday Night LiveGiphy"Hi, I'm X. We're trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty."
- Mtt76812
I'm at the end of my tether with these car warranty calls. I swear to God... nevermind. And advertisements needs to be more regulated. That is a start at better fixing justice.
Extra $$$
Happy Credit Card GIF by HollyoaksGiphy"Convenience fees for online ticket purchases. Why am I getting charged for saving on paper, ink, and everyone's time?"
You're Cancelled
"Companies making it really difficult to cancel things. Especially subscriptions. I think the process to subscribe to something to should be exactly the same as the process to cancel it. I'm looking at you spotify."
"Gyms in general. before they started popping up everywhere I was a member at LA fitness."
"Well I moved 2hrs away from the closest one and they wanted me to come in person to cancel, then they wanted me to send in a damn letter. I can signup online, why can't I cancel online?"
- Rektw
No muss, no fuss.
"Printer ink being ridiculously expensive for no reason."
"Buy a laser printer. Here's my oft-told tale of woe: School got out so my kids no longer had homework to print. A month or so later we needed to print a document. Our Kodak injket printer not only refused to print but said we needed to buy a new ($90) print head because the old one had gummed up, because we'd gone too long without printing."
"I went to the local office supply store and bought a Brother laser printer. It scans, it copies, it uses wifi, and most importantly it just works.About twice a year when we need to print something I go and get it out of my garage and bring it into the house, set it on the kitchen counter, plug it in, and print to it."
"It works great - even remembers my wifi settings (SSID and password) from the previous time. No muss, no fuss. If I really want to print something in color I'll use Kinkos. Turns out I literally never need to print in color."
Child Currency
"Using children to monetize your social media channels."
"It's honestly sad that their parents force them to be the face of their social media accounts, since the children will never have a normal childhood due to their fame."
Bot Thieves
Theatre GIF by StubHubGiphy"Bots buying tickets and up-charging the crap out of the price."
- pgh613
Those ticket thieves need to be taken down. No Broadway show is worth $1000! Don't fall for it kids. That mess needs to be cleaned up. There is actual crime happening to the naked eye. Let's focus there.
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