Honest People Reveal The Worst Gifts They've Ever Received[rebelmouse-image 18351077 is_animated_gif=
Gift-giving is a high art form - and some people JUST are not artists. Have you ever gotten a gift so bad that it was actually uncomfortable receiving it? I once got an expired bag of chips so old that the company had changed packaging by the time the chips got to me. I have no answers. We sort of continued on with life never speaking of the vintage chip incident again.
One Reddit user asked:
What is the worst gift you got ever?
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A new aquarium heater that was defective and "cooked" the fish.
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Not me but my wife. She makes a special point of giving a woman friend of hers special attention every year - buys her a nice gift - takes her out to dinner - celebrates her.
This past year, when wife's b-day roles around, her friend calls up to tell her she's got a very special b-day gift for her.
Wife was very curious and could hardly wait for the 'surprise'.
When they finally got together her friend says: "Here it is! I'm going to tell you all about my recent trip to Oregon to see the eclipse!" (a story she'd been telling anyone who'd listen for weeks.).
My wife was floored. Such a gift! Oh myyy!
Mighty Morphing Inside Edition[rebelmouse-image 18351080 is_animated_gif=
I got the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers the Movie, on VHS used. This was three years ago from an aunt who I've only met twice in my life and has never sent me anything. Worst part was, I went out of my way to get a VHS player to watch the movie and half way through, it was taped over with episodes of Inside Edition.
I was 27 at the time I got this gift. I have seen the movie. I don't remember the episode of inside edition but if I remember correctly, there wasn't anything significant about the episode. I've tried to contact my aunt but she is constantly on the move. None of my family knows why she never stays in one place but I do know that she use to be one of those people that would hit flea markets and yard sales all the time. So my guess is she got the movie at a sale. But for the life of me, I don't know why she sent it to me. One other thing I remember too was when I open the package, there was one of those American Greeting Cards on the top of it. Not folded or anything. And it said "Congrats Grad!!!" or something similar. At that time, I was already out of college for 5 years so I have no idea what it was for. Nevertheless it's a gift I'll always remember. So there's that.
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On my birthday my Sophomore year of High School, my Mother pulled up as I was walking home from the bus (at my father's house) and handed me an envelope, said "Happy Birthday" and drove off. Inside the envelope was a letter that stated that she never wanted to see me again. There was also $50 though, so that was a nice thought.
Broken Crayons[rebelmouse-image 18351083 is_animated_gif=
My Aunt sent me a coloring book and a package of crayons for my 19th birthday.
The coloring book was half completed and the crayons were broken in half.
I have no idea what it meant.
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Got a chemistry set for a birthday or something when I was a kid. Used it once, then it "mysteriously" disappeared and I never knew what happened to it even though I would want to use my present. A few months later (a few weeks before Christmas) police and CPS knocked on the door. Turns out, ex-step-father was manufacturing meth and the police had been tracking his activities for months. Got taken to a foster "home", and didn't see any of my stuff ever again.
Worst. Present. Ever. 0/10 would do again.
All In The Family[rebelmouse-image 18351086 is_animated_gif=
A calendar with pictures of my cousin in a swimsuit.
My cousin is a professional cheerleader, and they do calendar shoots. My family is overly proud of her for this, but she deserves it as she worked really hard to get there, and like to flaunt it at pretty much any point they can. I think it was two years ago, but my grandma gave me a calendar of one of the shoots.
It's the only time I've been audibly against receiving a gift, and most of my family did not understand why I didn't think it was a good gift.
Forest Friend[rebelmouse-image 18351087 is_animated_gif=
My friend gave me a live squirrel. I didn't know what to do with it and released back into the forest.
Christmas Miracle[rebelmouse-image 18351088 is_animated_gif=
My boyfriend at the time deleted his other dating profiles. That was my Christmas gift.
Kevin In Quebec[rebelmouse-image 18351090 is_animated_gif=
One of them "instead of buying you a gift we have sponsored a donkey called Kevin in Quebec. They will send you regular letters from Kevin with his hoof print and what he is up to. Kevin loves you" things.
"I'll Throw It Out For You"[rebelmouse-image 18347157 is_animated_gif=
An inflatable neck massager covered in cat hair, and a dirty travel mug (the lid was fused on with old smelly coffee)
I was at a friend's house while her parents had friends over for a Christmas party. they were doing one of those white elephant exchange things. Her parents got us to join, and that's what I ended up with.
My friend's mom came up to me afterwards and said "just act like you forgot it, I'll throw it out for you after everyone leaves"
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Well I though getting a Wii was a great present ... until my dad got obsessed with Twilight Princess and would stay in my room until 1 am playing it every night. I had the worst time sleeping. I don't know why I didn't just move the system. I was in the 3rd grade.
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My stepsister is 10 years older than me, and I think she is slightly out of touch with what gifts someone my age would enjoy.
One year she got me a hot pink t-shirt with a picture of a guitar on it that said "Rocker Gurl". The best part is that is came with a battery pack because the guitar would light up and play a song. I was 16/17 at the time and never once wore it.
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When I was 21 my mum wanted a new jewelry box. She asked if I wanted a new jewelry box. I said no, because I don't wear jewelry. She bought "me" a huge wooden jewelry box for Christmas and then threw in "if you don't want it, I'll have it" when I said "we already talked about this".
I took it because she always does this and I wanted to screw her out of the thing she clearly bought for herself. I never used it, and donated it 2 years later.
The Reminder[rebelmouse-image 18351094 is_animated_gif=
My incredibly weathly uncle gave me the world's most hideous, pink fabric bag for my high school graduation. I tried to be polite about it because it was nice that he had gotten me something even if it wasn't in my taste.
But he couldn't help but brag about how he had purchased it from a blind street seller in India and that he had haggled the woman down from fifteen dollars to five. He made a great big show of explaining that he had just yelled louder and louder at the poor woman until, I assume, she gave him the bag so cheaply out of fear.
The gift itself wasn't so bad, but it was a constant reminder of just how horrible some people in the world are and that sadly I have to be related to some of them.
Baby Clothes, No Baby[rebelmouse-image 18351095 is_animated_gif=
My friend once dropped off 8 garbage bags of various sized girls clothes because she was having a clean out...
It was 8 weeks after I'd miscarried. She knew about the miscarriage.
Portrait[rebelmouse-image 18351096 is_animated_gif=
My uncle gave me a framed portrait of himself for Christmas
You Sure Can[rebelmouse-image 18351097 is_animated_gif=
An evangelical Christian stand-up comedy dvd. The gift giver said "I hear this one is really good. Can I borrow it when you're done with it?"
I said "You sure can!" and handed it back.
(c) Oh Myyy LLC
We all make mistakes.
It's simply human nature.
But that doesn't mean we don't often find ourselves frustrated when other people make mistakes.
Particularly if these other people are our colleagues, resulting in having to clean up the mess they created.
Redditor xk543x was curious to hear about some of the worst, or most inane mistakes made by unreliable co-workers, leading them to ask:
"What's the dumbest mistake you've seen an incompetent co worker make?"
There's a reason we keep the boys away from the girls
"At a Petco all the Guinea pigs were in a big plexiglass enclosure with a center divider."
"Boys on one side and girls on the other."
"An employee decided that all the long haired Guinea pigs should be on one side and short haired on the other."
"It took forever to sort them out and all the females were pregnant."- PumpkinsDad
"Social worker here."
"We’re supposed to see clients who live with families once a year."
"A mom of a kid kept calling her worker but got no answer."
"Mom called the on call worker who discovered the assigned worker had logged the visits in and made thorough notes."
"The mom said she never saw her in two years."
"This led to her whole caseload being audited and then they found she had logged a visit with a client who’d been dead for months."
"While being audited, her supervisor decided to do a surprise visit to the client she was supposed to see."
"She never showed up and logged in the visit the next day."- ShiroHachiRoku
Slow and steady... gets you fired
"Had a guy take a cover off the base of a radar unit which had like 40 bolts holding it on."
"Gave him a ratchet wrench to do it."
"Half hour later I go check on him, only had about 10 off. "
"Watched him a bit."
"He would take it off each time to move it for the next turn!
"Showed him how a ratchet works."
"Never assume people know stuff." - User DeletedSloth Dmv GIFGiphy
"Tried to cool down hot oil, in a chute, all ready to be emptied, with a nice big bucket of water."
"I heard 'THOMAS NO' only to turn around and see a GEYSER of hot oil shooting towards the ceiling before it hit and splashed down around him."
"Nobody was hurt some f*cking how."
"The chute that the oil was in was on wheels and had a wooden handle, it absolutely didn’t need to be cooled lol."- Ohiolongboard
How to make a bad situation even worse
"I worked on a golf course during the summer."
"Area with lots of poison ivy."
"Two of my coworkers were instructed to weedy a river edge area."
"If we encounter poison ivy, we either stop what we are doing or go get full suit protection with respirators."
"These dumba**es were weed whacking in the thickest poison ivy I had ever seen."
"No protective suit or glasses or respirator."
"I roll up and notice what the hell they're doing and point out all the poison ivy everywhere."
"They were aerosolizing the oil."
"They both ended up in the hospital on steroid to prevent their death because of the oils they inhaled."- Onwisconsin42
"30 days has September..."
"The designer, creative director and head of production all missed that there was an eight day week on a calendar."
"We sent 10000 copies of a useless calendar to a client."
"Rightly so, they refused to pay for it."- atot806animation domination calendar GIF by gifnewsGiphy
Isn't that why they call it long division?
"Not a mistake necessarily, but I once witnessed our chief accounting officer, and our only accountant; it was a small company, type in values into two Excel cells, pull out a calculator, add the two numbers together in the calculator, and then type the answer in a third cell."
"She had apparently been doing this for years, with sheets consisting of thousands of rows."
"I explained how to use formulas and copy them but she apparently forgot because I saw her doing the same thing again months later."- zachm26
Isn't that what these pockets are for?
"When I worked construction, there was a guy who showed up with nothing in his tool belt except a small bag of peanuts in one pocket."
"He didn't stay around too long."- Incredible_mangoeat season 15 GIFGiphy
Maybe a little guidance and help was all it took to put these colleagues on a better path forward.
But one imagines the only path these less-than-star employees found themselves on was right out the door.
There's nothing more embarrassing than laughing at a story someone just told, or a question someone just asked, under the assumption that they were joking.
Only to realize a few seconds later that they weren't joking.
It happens to the best of us.
In some cases, these can be bizarre stories which we might laugh about months or years down the road.
Though more often than not, we immediately feel a foot slamming into our mouth with a vengeance.
Redditor tatemalia was eager to hear the wildest, most embarrassing of these unfortunate moments, leading them to ask:
"What's your 'Oh..You're not joking' moment?"
Oh, bless your heart.
"Had an old lady ask me when her dog would grow its leg back after an amputation."- Moctor_Drignall
Don't mind if I do
"I was eating ice cream and an old guy walking into the ice cream parlor said, 'Oh, that looks good! I'm gonna get a spoon'."
"I smiled and laughed awkwardly, until his damn spoon was in my ice cream."- KnittingTrekkie
Feedback is greatly appreciated
"It was when I met up with an online friend for the first time."
"It was surprisingly more fun than I thought it would be."
"By the end of the night, as we were waiting to get served at a restaurant, she looked at me and asked how I thought our outing went."
"I told her that I had a great time."
"But that didn't seem to do it for her."
"She proceeded to tell me about how she does this thing, at the end of every outing with her friends, where she rates and gives feedback on how well it went, what didn't go so well, and what could do with some improvement for next time."
"I laughed it off, thinking she was joking."
"It all felt too robotic and school-like for me to take seriously."
"But she definitely was serious."
"I told her to go first so I could get an idea of what she wanted and, I kid you not, she whipped out her phone and started drafting up multiple paragraphs for about 7 minutes or so."
"I felt so awkward because it was also 7 minutes of pure silence and deep concentration."
"Thankfully, I had to leave mid-way because I was needed elsewhere."
"I told her to just text me her thoughts when she was done but she insisted that that wasn't the way to do it, and it HAD to be done in person."
"I still can't believe this is something her and her friends regularly do."- reigndrops17season 10 episode 22 GIFGiphy
We'll take the house, no need for a bag.
"Working in a catalog store in the UK."
"You pick from the catalog, we bring it out from the warehouse."
"Lady comes in and orders the single largest thing we keep in store."
"A shed. "
"Not a particularly big shed as sheds go, but still a shed."
"'Ok madam if you give me your vehicle's registration number I'll tell the security guys to let you round the back of the store'."
"'Park in bay five and we'll load it for you'."
"'What are you talking about?'"
"'You have to park around back so we can load it into your vehicle'."
"'I don't have a vehicle'."
"'Oh, well, we have the numbers for some white van men and taxi services if you'd like to...'"
"'No just bring it up, Keith can carry it'."
"She indicates a portly man of around 50 across the room'."
"We got it into the lift diagonally, though it trapped a man behind it, and when it came up she said 'what on earth is that?'"
"'That's your shed, madam'."
"'My Keith can't carry that!'"
"'Yeah no sh*t, would you like me to call a van service for you?'"
"She actually just got a refund and left."- reverendmalerikRace Shed GIF by CBSGiphy
That's not yours, its mine!
"I work at a hotel."
"We have this regular who comes, but usually makes reservations ahead of time, and she has her 'favorite' room she tries to get."
"Well one day she walked in, asking for a room."
"I had rooms available, but not the one she wanted, and she replied 'oh, call the guests in that room and tell them to move out so I can have it'."
"I seriously thought that was a joke and I played along, saying 'I'll get right on that,' as I was getting her info in the computer."
"All of a sudden she said, 'aren't you going to call them?'"
"'Those guests in that room so I can have it'."
"'Oh, you really weren't joking'."
"I told her that we don't do that, if she wanted that room she needed to call ahead."
"'I have a room, I know it's not your preferred room but it's all I've got, and you can take it or leave it, but I'm not moving a guest out'."
"She seemed almost taken aback by that, but I told her that if she didn't take the room I had she wouldn't get anything."
"She calls ahead now, but I was mortified and shocked she actually tried this stunt, and actually meant it."- llcucf80
What is the meaning of this?!
"Used to work at a big bank that bought out another, somewhat smaller but still pretty big bank about 10 years ago."
"Some guy came in all pissed off because we didn't send him a new debit card with the new bank's logo on it."
"They intentionally made it so the old ones would continue working until they were originally set to expire."
Said it was "'embarrassing'."
"'I can't be the only person who's gotten upset over this, right?'"
"Yeah homie, you were."- giantgooseGiphy
It's easy to understand how these poor people thought what they had just heard was a joke.
One imagines, going forward, they might wait to laugh until after the people they were talking to start laughing.
Being cheated on is a horrible feeling.
And some would say that cheating on your significant other is inexcusable.
Perhaps that's why when partners come up with excuses and reasons as to why they cheated often make these situations so much worse.
But in some cases, these excuses might end up lightening the situation, owing to the sheer idiocy of these justifications.
Redditor tall_boizz was curious to hear the lamest, most ludicrous excuses people were given from their unfaithful partners, leading them to ask:
"What is the dumbest explanation you've heard from someone who cheated?"
I saw you yesterday!
"I missed you."
"I was on a short vacation."- haynb03
It's not me, it's you
"'If you had confidence in yourself, none of this would have happened'."- marques33
Well, you did
"'I didn't want to hurt you'"
"Way to go, dude."- taalnerd
It was out of grief
“'My grandmother died'.”
"I didn’t realize cheating on your girlfriend is the standard grieving method." - User DeletedTears Crying GIFGiphy
I'm only monogamous in the city I'm in.
“'When you said you wanted to be exclusive I thought you meant exclusive here'."
"'You never even asked if I had a boyfriend'.”
"I had been 'dating' this girl for 3 months in college when she admitted that she had been in a long distance relationship with her boyfriend from high school the entire time and she had slept with him each time she visited her parents, which was at least once a month."- dring157
"'You deleted your Facebook, and my friend and I thought that was fishy'."
"I don't even know where to start with that kind of rationality."- RandylVlarsh
We were just too perfect
"'We never have any fights'."
"So you decide to cheat so I can get mad at you?"- somerandomredditor18vanessa williams GIFGiphy
“'I wanted to try something new'.”
"He cheated on me with his ex."- meeez80
Quid Pro Quo... OOPS!
"‘I thought you were doing it too!’ "
"F*ck him!"- mawo77
I had to compartmentalize
"A friend in a long-distrance relationship who only saw his GF on weekends because she was at an army posting at the other end of the country during the week."
"He found out she was cheating on him with some guy."
"'Well, for me the army and my private life are two different lives, so it makes sense I have two different boyfriends'."
"For context, I'm from Germany, this was the German army, and 'the other end of the country' was about six hours by train, the train being free for soldiers."fox broadcasting sleeping GIF by The OrvilleGiphy
When people need to dig up excuses as laughable as these, it's often because they are well aware they were in the wrong.
Hopefully, the unlucky partners of this unfaithful, motley crew can take solace in the fact that they are now much better off.
Usain Bolt's 9.58 second 100-meter dash at the 2009 IAAF World Championships.
2,019 people performing "mattress dominoes" in Rio De Janeiro in 2019.
Audra McDonald's six Tony award wins and being the only actor to win in all four acting categories.
These are only a few of the most notable, and unusual world records that have yet to be beaten.
Records some even think might never be beaten.
Redditor badblackguy7 was curious to hear what other world records people think will never be broken, leading them to ask:
"What is a record, sports or otherwise, that will likely never be broken?"
Let's hope so!
"FDR being elected US president 4 times."- holyhellnothingworks
Unbroken thanks to modern technology
"The Lion King as the highest VHS sales of all time."- Fawqueue
Once in a lifetime
"Jacque Villeneuve, Michel Schumacher and Heinz Harald Frentzen set the exact same time in qualifying in the 1997 European grand Prix."
"To the THOUSANDTH of a second."- DaBi5cu1t
Do NOT try this at home
"Oh I know this one."
"When I was a kid, we had a Guinness book of records lying around that we liked to browse in while bored."
"There was this one guy in it who held a record for most bikes eaten."
"No, you did read that right."
"He ground up a bike and slowly consumed it over I don't know how long a time."
"The record was accompanied by a note that no further records of bike eating would be accepted, as it was deemed too dangerous."- PicajosanGiphy
They made sure this will never happen again
"The longest professional tennis match of all time."
" John Isner vs Nicolas Mahut at Wimbledon 2010."
"It lasted 11 hours 5 minutes, spanning 3 days of play, with a final score of 6-4, 3-6, 6-7, 7-6, 70-68"
"It was already nearly twice as long as the previous record holder."
"The reason it will likely never be broken is that every professional tournament except for one, Roland-Garros, now has tiebreaker rules that limit the number of games that can be played in final sets."
"Although it’s hypothetically possible at RG, clay court tennis is not at all conducive to the serve-and-volley style of play that led to the insanely long 5th set of Isner-Mahut."- MSims2992
"California here I come..."
"The current record for the Cannonball Run, a drive from NY to LA, is about 25.5 hours."
"It was set in May of 2020, and the drivers were able to make use of the lack of traffic due to the pandemic to break the record."
"Barring another similar world changing event, traffic conditions will probably never be what they were when that record was set."- SexyNeanderthal
Any other challengers?
"887 wins to 2 losses."
"Entered 9 world championships and never lost a bout in them."- minorboozerLoop Spinning GIF by WWEGiphy
Winning is just showing up.
"Glenn Hall played 502 consecutive games as an NHL goalie."
"Zero chance that will ever be broken, goalies these days rarely play more than 3/4 of an 82-game season, let alone numerous seasons without a night off."- ButtholeQuiver
"Surprised no one mentioned the unlimited water speed record."
"The current unlimited record is 511.11 km/h (317.59 mph)."
"Achieved by Australian Ken Warby in the Spirit of Australia in 1978."
"It hasn’t been broken to this day due to how dangerous it is to go at those sort of speeds on the surface and plenty of people have passed away trying."- Sliiated
"I'll be waiting, waiting for you..."
"The longest non consecutive billboard 200 album streak belongs to none other than, The Dark Side Of the Moon by Pink Floyd."
"It currently has been on the chart for 962 weeks."
"Second in line is Legend, by Bob Marley and the Wailers, at 733 weeks, meaning Marley and the wailers would need almost 4.5 years of time on the charts, with Floyd being absent, in order to take the number one spot."- Floyd-Van-Zeppelinmoving pink floyd GIFGiphy
There is a likely chance that these records will never, in fact, never be broken.
But one has little doubt that people will continue to try.
And power to anyone attempting to sell more video cassettes than The Lion King.