Hand gestures are a big part of verbal speaking.
They also make up the majority of sign language. Since there are thousands of gestures that make up sign language, there are bound to be used in the wrong context by people who do not understand it.
Redditor u/ asked people who do understand ASL (and other sign language dialects) about gestures they see people unknowingly using, and sometimes the results are hilarious.
10. Gestures everyone makes
"Every time you make a thumbs up, you're saying the number 10. Every time you do the OK sign, you're saying the number 9. Every time you cross your fingers, it's the letter R."
9. Finger guns are not just guns
"BSL user here! You should know that whenever you do a double handed finger gun, you're dangerously close to saying 'anal sex'"
8. Wrong cheer
"Vagina. It always makes me giggle a bit."
"This happens a lot in Oregon. The University of Oregon's sports fans have a lot of spirit, and they like to put their hands together in an 'O' and cheer. Unfortunately, many of them put their hands together in the wrong way and you have half a stadium signing 'vagina' and shouting an extended 'oh' in excitement."
7. Stupid selfies
"There was a fad a few years ago where people did peace signs on their foreheads in selfies — that means 'stupid' in ASL."
6. A simple point
"The most common one I see people do inadvertently is there and here - I think because it's so common to just point and something and say 'it's over there'"
5. Confusing numbers
Giphy"The sign for the number 6. When you are trying to indicate 3 by Holding 3 fingers up with the pointer, middle and ring finger, you are saying 6 in sign language. The number 3 is pointer, middle and thumb."
4. No one wants to talk about school
"(ASL) Every time people clap they're unintentionally signing 'school.'"
3. NSFW mistakes
"I know this dude that would absent mindedly hit the top of his fist with the bottom of the other.
What he didn't know is that this is the sign for 'masturbate'."
2. Thank you for the correction!
"I was learning sign and met a lot of deaf people during that time.
I thought I signed 'nice to meet you,' but apparently signed 'nice to **** you.'
The man was very nice when he corrected me, but joked that he didn't think my husband would appreciate that very much!"
1. The kids did their best
Giphy"A while back there was a little kids choir, (completely forgot why I saw it) and they were singing several songs (mostly things like nursery rhymes) and would 'sign' along to the lyrics.
When they were singing 'twinkle twinkle little star' they all simultaneously had been told to make the shape of a star instead of doing the actual sign. The 'star shapes' turned out to be what's equivalent to a...vagina... in sign language lmao.
It's not like the instructor (who knew a bit of ASL) was able to explain what they were actually signing, they were literally preschoolers/kindergarteners"
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Redditor Throwaway4561947373 wanted to discuss everyone's thoughts on dating options, so they asked:
"Would you ever date a pornstar? Why or why not?"
I did briefly date a porn star.
It was fun. But I'm way too jealous.
Schedule
Disgusted Season 6 GIF by Brooklyn Nine-NineGiphy"I dated a stripper. Her schedule was the real deal breaker. Well, that and her cocaine addiction, but that's beside the point."
C-C-C-Coolah
"The schedule thing was kind of nice at first because I value my alone time, but after a while the showing up at my house at 530am before I went to work was starting to make me feel really gross."
C-C-C-Coolah
No Mas
"I dated a stripper once. Craziest couple of months of my life. I still have no idea how old she is or what her actual life story is/was. The sex was shockingly tame, but she did have awesome ti*s. Not a chapter in my life I’d like to revisit tho haha."
Climate_Face
"I had a roommate who was dating a stripper and eventually dating her 'show partner' at the same time. It was a very wild 5 months where he got almost no sleep (schedule thing, not sex thing) and eventually said 'no mas.' Turned out there was too much of a good thing."
ksuwildkat
Wild
"I don’t think I personally could. Little too wild of a lifestyle/profession for me."
JessiePeteWhite
"Also, just imagining dealing with the fans that come from dating a regular celebrity makes me feel uneasy. The kind of people who'd seek out a pornstar in public would be a whole other level of cringe."
Poignant_Porpoise
"I wonder how you envisage their lifestyle. Plenty of them live normal lives and just go to work like anyone else. And especially with how many are independent these days the work is a lot more in their control and safer."
Athaelan
Patreon
"I dated a girl who sold nudes on Patreon back in the day. When we first started dating I knew she had nudes up on deviant art, bit didn't know about the Patreon. She never liked going out during the day except if we went to the movies. One day I got the tines for the different theaters mixed up."
"Got there, the next shoeing was in an hour, so we said f**k it and went to the cafeteria (the theater was attached to a mall) and ate some food. Some random chubby dude comes out excited and out of breath calling her by her handle saying he buys a bunch of her pictures and he couldn't believe he was meeting her."
"We were both frozen. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to scare the guy off or let her try to make another sale while she thought I was gonna be pi**ed that she didn't tell me about her Patreon. We laughed about it later."
AshyBoneVR4
About the $$$
Pay Me Kim Kardashian GIF by GQGiphy"Thought about dating a stripper but even outside the club when we just hang out as friends she’s very monetary about everything. If I have to pay a service fee to hang out with you then I’d rather just not."
Keyguin
Always follow the money.
That's where the truth is.
Work
Sexy Jessica Alba GIFGiphy"No, because I'd feel like I was asking them to work whenever I wanted to have sex. I never said it was a rational thought, people."
Froticlias
Do what you Gotta!
"I dated a porn star for a bit. he was straight but did mostly gay shoots because it's higher paid. when he would tell me he had a good day at work it usually would mean that everyone was being cooperative or something funny happened."
night-gloss
"I have a friend that’s a porn star, and she said sex on set is very different from sex with someone you love/care about."
Gogh619
"That makes sense, but I could still imagine feeling like you’ve been touched and simulated so much that doing it more seems overwhelming, even if emotionally you would want to do it. And if you’re a guy you might not have much left in the tank so to speak."
Leet_Noob
For Love
"It's easy to say I wouldn't judge but in all honesty pretty sure many people wouldn't be comfortable, some would be I guess but most wouldn't. I think it all falls down to when you are dating them if you are truly in love enough to allow this or well maybe you like they do that anyway, it's really hard to say in real life."
DemonCyborg27
Lack of Potential
"Definitely not. Whenever I've dated someone, I've been at least open to the possibility of it potentially turning into marriage and a family; I would not want my kids to have to deal with that. Can you imagine going through your teens, with people sending you clips of your mum doing whatever to and with whoever? Your teenage years can be a tough enough experience by their own merit; let alone adding in that crap."
J-in-the-UK
A Current Affair
"A former pornstar and I wouldn't have an issue, we all have a past after all. An active pornstar though would be a serious no from me. I know I wouldn't be able to handle my partner being intimate with another person while they are with me, it being their job wouldn't matter."
votemarvel
Well to each their own.
Just be nice about people's choices.
