Threesomes - the perfect combination of excitement and terror. They're a lot of fun, but when they go wrong, the consequences can be devastating to a relationship.

airdnaxela_g asked, People who have had a threesome with their partner, how did that turn out?

Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.



It's like a bonus. Ha. Bone-us.

Giphy

I think my boyfriend thought I was jealous after she left. So he had sex with me almost immediately after. That after threesome sex was the best I've ever had.

LeanOnMeMorgan

Feel the disappointment.

Started out great. We had a female friend who we'd been flirting with for a while. She came over for dinner and a few drinks. The three of us started making out, clothes were coming off, hands were going everywhere, and then... My partner started crying. Threesome over. Friend went home, and we hugged and talked it out.

bortnwithatail

This is super specific. And worth it, of course.

Giphy

The other girl had a bigger butt and I didn't even make it to my GF. Tbh my girlfriend watched me hook up with her friend and I "arrived" fast. But her friend satisfied her. We are no longer together and it's super awkward whenever I see either of them.

CacheMeOutside

This is the wrong way to handle it, bro.

It was very meh.

My boyfriend at the time was really into the idea. He kept arguing with me about it until I gave in. We talked a girl we met at a party into doing it. Turns out, it was basically two straight girls with one dude, the girl and I weren't into each other at all. It's not like she was unattractive or anything, just am not into girls really, as it turns out.

My boyfriend then goes and keeps talking to her after the threesome, and when he tells me that we were going to do it again, I told him no, but then he said he had flirted with her too much to back out at this point, and it happened a second time. It really pissed me off that he didn't respect that no means no... one of the many reasons that he is now an ex.

Later the girl started texting him asking to have sex with just him...

xxkittygurl

This is a ride.

Surprisingly well. My husband had a little crush on a coworker and would "jokingly" ask me for a threesome. I brushed it off for a while, and considered it just harmless office flirting. Then one night she babysat for us, and the joke was brought up again, and we just kinda went for it. I initially did it to fulfill his fantasy, but I was surprisingly into it and we all had enough fun to do it again a few weeks later. Before the encounter, I was starting to get a bit jealous of their flirtatious relationship, but here's the twist: it turns out, she actually had a crush on me! She wanted to make it a regular thing and wanted to hook up with me solo. Once I realized her intentions, I had to end it. "Breaking up" with her was a bit awkward, but we had fun while it lasted. No regrets.

dropsofjupiter77

When a 3some inspires poetry, you know it's special.

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My girlfriend wanted a threesome

To that I readily agreed

Imagine my shock

When they forsake my c*ck

And then kept going without me.

UnfairAbility

Open marriages are inspiring. I have cats.

I've done this several times and everything was good with all the ladies. And guys.

It's not for everyone, probably not for most people. But if you go into it with the right attitude and some understanding it can be enlightening, erotic, and fulfilling for everyone.

The first time was my wife's (girlfriend at the time) idea. She had a very good friend who was having some trouble finding a useful partner for sexual purposes. She was also not interested in a long term relationship of any sort. Her career was just taking off and she worked long and irregular hours.

So, my wife offered me for some fun times. My wife and I were, and are, very open about things. But when she came home after a girls night out and said "I told Sherry she could bang you," I was a bit surprised.

The first several times were threesomes. Then Sherry would show up by herself. No issues at all. We're all still great friends.

Sherry got married a couple years later and asked us to keep the secret. Her new husband was ultra religious and very conservative. We kept the secret and never was a word spoken.

This happened probably 5-7 times with different ladies. And I was reciprocal. If we met a guy she liked we did the same. That was much rarer. I suppose because she is really more into FFM than two guys.

But we do have a guy she sees now, probably a couple times a month. And I still sometimes see the other ladies, whenever they are interested. I'm not as able lately, due to a spinal injury, but I try to help where I can.

It has been great. We've been married 20 years and neither of us has ever hinted at any sort of jealousy. We know we'll be together until the dirt falls on our caskets and, until then, everything is wide open.

It's great for us, but I can certainly see where and why it might be a serious obstacle to many others. It takes a special kind of trust and the right people or you'll end up riding off a cliff into disaster.

WagTheKat

D for effort.

I got to disappoint 2 women instead of just one.

bcmonty

Tell us more about that sandwich.

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It was okay. I started to think, " would anyone miss me if I wasn't here?" The other girl started to kick me and then I got bored. I ended up making a snack. It was just a sandwich. Turkey. With a little mustard.

LeonCambridge

Relatable.

It went okay. There were two no-shows, but I salvaged it.

kjata

Also relatable.

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at the same time I'd have dinner with my parents.

Bravely_Default

Find your unicorn.

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Me and my husband have regular threesomes with my good friend. It's amazing! No jealousy, no weirdness, no friendships/relationships negatively affected. Finding a good unicorn is hard but once you find one it's amazing! I think it all comes down to respect, I feel 10x more closer and attracted to my husband, shows me he's attractive, trustworthy, adventurous but honest.

bedtimebedtime123

Guys and their fragile masculinity...

My ex boyfriend and I invited another man.

My ex got very jealous afterwards and it ruined the relationship.

realhorrorsh0w

Yeah, a head start isn't always a good idea.

The only negative experience I've had is starting the threesome with the other girl before my girlfriend got home to join. Wait for everyone to be home or sex gets canceled and an uber gets called.

ericpants

Finally a happy ending.

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Well... we weren't partners at the time. I had been in a Friends With Benefits relationship, and the FWB and I decided to try having a threesome. We had a mutual friend/acquaintance who we knew might be down with it, so we asked her. She agreed, we had a threesome. We had a few more over the course of the following weeks, and the mutual friend and I ended up becoming so close that we decided to start dating.

Ahmrael

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