People Confess What They Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life
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A wiser person can educate us on the ways of the world. But, try as they might, we pupils may never have a true grasp of what they're imparting to us unless we acquire knowledge on our own.


We might also effectively learn from the social mistakes we make before continuing on in life with a new awareness of the world around us.

As admirable as those efforts may seem, however, it doesn't mean there is humility in the process.

Curious to hear about strangers' vulnerable moments, Redditor Interesting_Aioli_75 asked:

"What did you learn at an embarrassingly late age?"

These gaffes relate to words and meanings.

​Could You Believe It?

"My dad once told me that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary. 18 years later, I got the joke."

– demolitiondubz

Exposed

"The meaning of birthday suit. I was 26 at the time."

– the_meat_n_potatoes

That's One Interpretation

"when i was about 9 my mother told me that a slut is a woman who likes to have fun. i started describing myself as a slut and i did for about a year or 2"

– adhdgf

Certain phrases depicting something got lost in translation.

Not An Era In Pop Culture

"Prima Donna is not Pre Madonna."

– iremovebrains

"The timeline of music is divided into three distinct periods. Pre Modanna, post Malone, and the dark ages."

– well_known_bastard

How Nutty

"I don't know why but whenever someone mentioned that a piece of furniture (or often the dashboard of a nice car) was walnut, I kind of thought they meant the nut and shells all crushed up and smoothened and I wondered how they did it. Then, in my thirties, I realised they probably make it from the tree. Felt like a right walnut that day."

– livid54

Quite The Release

"I thought orgasm was a nice word for fart when I was 10. Told my mom I had so many orgasms that my stomach hurt."

– shahrukh_khan_SRK

People had strong assumptions about specific things...until they embarrassingly didn't.

One Wrong Vowel

"I was deep into my teens when I realized it’s 'make ends meet' instead of 'make end’s meat.' I always visualized it as procuring the last bit of food you could in tough times. Wrong!"

– um8medoit

There's A Difference

"The Paralympics and the Special Olympics are not the same thing."

"I feel terrible."

– Vic_Hedges

"Ohhhh, friend... no, no, no, no, no.... the 'Special Olympics' is a feel-good charity-type thing where basically anyone with any disability (physical or mental) can participate, regardless of skill and/or ability in whichever event/sport, and at the end of whatever event, everyone gets a medal just for participating."

"The Paralympics, on the other hand.... is affiliated with the IOC, is just as competitive as the 'regular' Olympics, and has elite athletes who must compete at different stages in order to qualify. Additionally, there are class levels based on the nature and level of a person's disability."

"Edit: Okay, fine. Maybe not everyone literally gets a medal in the Special Olympics, but everyone does get some sort of ribbon and/or participation trophy. The focus is on participation, not skill or aptitude. And it's mainly for people with cognitive disabilities, although if you have physical and cognitive disabilities, you can participate. And like I said, as long as you have a cognitive disability, you can participate, there's no tryouts or whatever."

– YonderPricyCallipers

Urine For A Surprise

"I always thought that if a guy didn't hold his penis while he was peeing, that it would whip around like a fire hose."

– zygomelonm

Bamboozled By A Bird​

"Fruit Loops are all the same flavor. I was 27, and I still remember the shock of finding out Toucan Sam had been lying to me my whole life."

– sfw8580

A Painful Lesson

"It took me 10 years and $20,000 to figure out how credit cards were supposed to be used."

– bangersnmash13

It's never too late to learn.

But it doesn't mean some realizations way later in our adult lives that appeared to have been common knowledge are downright humiliating.

But isn't that better than being left in the dark about a lot of things?

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