Chain Restaurant Employees Reveal Their Secrets Of The Trade
[rebelmouse-image 18346945 is_animated_gif=For a lot of people, getting a peek behind the curtain when you work for a large company can be jarring. You get all of this new information that you want people to know, but really who are you going to tell? If only there was some group of people out there willing to listen to all of our minor chain trivia... Enter reddit. One user asked:
People who work in chain restaurants, what are some "secrets of the trade" of some of the more popular items on the menu that most people would have no clue about?
And guys, we are learning SO much right now.
The More You Know
[rebelmouse-image 18346946 is_animated_gif=Ask for fish/chicken cooked fresh at all but peak times. The rest is actually pretty good. Meats are sliced in store in the mornings, except the actual roast beef which is sliced to order.
Chili
[rebelmouse-image 18346947 is_animated_gif=The meat in the chili in fast food is made from the burger patties that sat on the warmer for too long. They'd be gummy as burgers, but instead of throwing them away, they get turned into chili meat.
Frozen Soup
[rebelmouse-image 18346948 is_animated_gif=Basically every soup comes frozen in bags and we just thaw it out in hot water. Same with the lemonades, we keep them in jugs frozen and just stick them under hot water.
This doesn't make our soups taste any less better. I'm simply just pointing out something people may not know about that famous bread place.
Get What You Pay For
[rebelmouse-image 18346949 is_animated_gif=You pay for what you get. Where I am at, it isn't necessarily a chain, but there are many of them all over the US. Is there a $40 Ribeye on the Menu? Likely it is fresh and well prepared. Does that menu also have a $4 Burger that isn't on Happy Hour Special? Yeah, it was frozen.
"House Wine"
[rebelmouse-image 18346950 is_animated_gif=All of the desserts are frozen. They literally came in boxes that looked like the lower-quality stuff that you would see in the frozen section at the grocery store.
The "house wine" could be bought at Wal-Mart for like half the price.
Your soup and vegetables all came frozen in a bag.
The "Caesar salad" was just a regular salad with a few toppings removed and one of the dressings (not actual Caesar salad dressing) thoroughly mixed in. On that note, the salad bar ingredients could sit there, exposed, by the entry to the kitchen for hours.
Salt Inside, Fat Outside
[rebelmouse-image 18346951 is_animated_gif=Swiss Chalet - the chicken is just salt inside, fat outside, and cooked in the rotisserie. Really quite simple, and fresh. Everything else though is pretty much some package or another, and the microwave is used way more than it should be.
Huge Frozen Boxes
[rebelmouse-image 18346952 is_animated_gif=Coffee chains: all of our sandwiches and pastries are pre packaged. We pull them out of a freezer a couple times a day and let them thaw. It's probably pretty common knowledge, but I recently had a lady come in wanting to exchange some pastries she had bought the evening before. She said they were a little hard (well yeah you got them an hour before closing and they were about to be thrown out) and asked if the ones in the case now were fresh. I didn't have the heart to tell her they come to us in huge frozen boxes.
Art of the Dip
[rebelmouse-image 18346953 is_animated_gif=Almost anywhere you get Spinach and Artichoke Dip, it starts with the same frozen, pre-mixed base that Nestle makes.
It's All Frozen
[rebelmouse-image 18346954 is_animated_gif=Having worked in pubs all around the UK, anything of the deep fried variety will always be frozen, chips, onion rings, scampi, you name it, it came in a freezer bag, even fish.
Yesterday's Meatballs
[rebelmouse-image 18346955 is_animated_gif=The teriyaki and buffalo may be a day or two past their date because we don't sell enough. There's also a 90% chance you're eating the meatballs from the day before.
Automatic Hatred
[rebelmouse-image 18346956 is_animated_gif=If you order a "Quesoritto", we automatically hate you. Doubly so if you complain about the price difference. You're basically making us go through the line twice while burning our hands on your meal. All while we try and do other people's meals to keep the line going.
Certified Sandwich Artist
[rebelmouse-image 18346957 is_animated_gif=Certified sandwich artist here:
Parmesan Oregano and Italian Herbs and Cheese are the same exact thing except for the sprinkle of cheese.
Tuna is really 3 parts mayo to 2 parts tuna.
The sweet onion sauce is the only sauce on the chicken for a sweet onion chicken teriyaki. There's no teriyaki sauce on it.
Burger Royalty
[rebelmouse-image 18346958 is_animated_gif=[In many chains], you can swap a toy in a kids meal for an ice cream cone for free.
Soggy Onions
[rebelmouse-image 18346959 is_animated_gif=Bloomin onion. Ask for it to be fried hard or extra crispy.
Helps give it some crunch and takes a little of the grease out.
No Wonder You Have Heartburn
[rebelmouse-image 18346967 is_animated_gif=Worked in one 15 years ago, but this will not have changed. Our hottest wing sauce was so hot that the metal bowls we made it in would be eaten through by the sauce in a matter of weeks.
In case anyone thinks this is only due to friction from mixing, our control was the "mild". Those bowls lasted forever.
Skip The Lettuce
[rebelmouse-image 18346970 is_animated_gif=I've cut the lettuce at a certain burrito joint, and I have seen bugs in the lettuce too many times. And it's dirty sometimes when we can't get our usual brand. We do our best to clean it, but still...don't get the lettuce.
And the ground beef is just prepackaged s***. We reheat it. We grill the chicken and steak on location! We marinate the pork overnight, slow cook it in the oven for 6 hours, and then cool it in its own juices! Be adventurous! The ground beef is garbage, don't waste you're life!
Ketchup Pizza
[rebelmouse-image 18346972 is_animated_gif=When we ran out of sauce for the pizza, the cooks would just use ketchup. I said they were bad for doing that, then they gave me a ketchup pizza to try. It was pretty good actually.
Ice Cream Answers
[rebelmouse-image 18346973 is_animated_gif=So this isn't really a secret of the trade but I know why the ice cream machine is always down. The ice cream machine goes through a 2-4 hr (can't remember exact number shame on me) heat cycle everyday to prevent the ice cream/shake mix from going bad. It basically heats up just before it starts to boil and stays at that temperature for a few hours and then cools down (machine out of service during this time). On any giving day there is probably only 1 person (most likely none) during a shift that knows how to operate that machine. If the machine turns off for whatever reason it will need to go through this heat cycle when it is back on. Since almost nobody knows the mechanics of this machine the heat cycle will happen again within 24 hours from the time it was turns back on usually during time when the restaurant is busy instead of someone resetting it and making the heat cycle initiate when the restaurant is closed or when it is really slow usually in the middle of the night. When you order ice cream and the cashier says sorry but the "ice cream machine isn't working" in reality it is working it's just going through a heat cycle but hey don't know that so they can't explain it. The machine also has to be completely drained and disassembled, individual parts cleaned, lubricated etc. this usually takes place during peak hours. Why? Mostly due to bad management (they will make anybody a manager at McDonald's) & because management doesn't want to train anybody to clean/operate the machine because they see the time that it takes somebody cleaning the machine as wasted labor because they are not producing (taking orders/cooking/giving it orders)
The reason it is usually cleaned during peak hours is because only 1-3 employees in the entire store know to clean the machine. These employees tend to be "good employees" and usually always work during peak hours and that's the only time they have to clean it
Cracked
[rebelmouse-image 18346975 is_animated_gif=You can swap toast for pancakes with no extra cost.
Also, if you want scrambled eggs ask for them cracked, otherwise it's from a powdered mix.
H/T: Reddit
People Share The Things They Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life
There is so much to learn in the world, it's impossible for one person to know absolutely everything there is to know.
But there are certain things, like common phrases and idioms, that everyone seems to use that might be a little embarrassing to not understand until later in life.
Redditor Curious-2577 asked:
"What's something you learned 'embarrassingly late' in life?"
Addictive Personality
"My sister was in her fifties when she found out the meaning of, 'You have an addictive personality.'"
"She thought after all these years of therapy that it meant that people were addicted to her personality."
"We laughed hysterically when we talked about this (in a very sad way)."
- casper02127
Horse Toes
"I thought that horses had toes until I was 22. I thought the hoof was a 'horseshoe' and the toes were tucked inside."
"How did I learn how wrong I was, you ask?"
"I was walking past a cavalry museum and saw a horse statue and loudly remarked, 'It must hurt so bad when they fold a horse’s toes to put them into the shoe!'"
"Dozens of horse enthusiasts turned and looked at me with wild bewilderment in their eyes."
- BronNatsPulisic
Referencing Flowers
"The saying is, in fact, 'Nip it in the bud' and not 'Nip it in the butt.'"
- too_sharp
Pastures New
"A few months ago, two of my colleagues both handed in their notice at around the same time."
"I kept reading/hearing the sentence, 'They’re both moving on to pastures new’ being thrown about the office in the weeks leading up to them leaving, and I hadn’t heard this phrase before and thought that was the name of the rival company that they were going to, like, 'Pastures New.'"
"I thought it was weird that nobody was talking about how they were both leaving for the same company."
"I was in the car with one of the two people who were leaving and said, 'So where is it that you and X are going to be working? Is it...’"
"And just before I could embarrass myself and say ‘Pastures New,' they interrupted me and said they’re not going to the same place and asked me where I had heard that."
"I think at that moment, I realized I was stupid and didn’t mention it again."
- WorriedSoft
Mario Brothers
"I think I was in college when I realized that Mario and Luigi are plumbers. I thought they just went and up down these tubes just because that was the theme of the game."
- dontbemystalker
Bonsai Trees
"That Bonsai are not a species of tree, but a way to grow them. Any tree can be a bonsai."
- ixent
Houston, We Have a Problem
"Houston is not the name of the guy astronauts talk to."
- vienna_versailles
Cowboy Beans
"I learned that pork and beans are not called 'cowboy beans.' I was 18 and asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the 'cowboy beans.'"
"We were looking everywhere and I was getting frustrated because I know that every store carries these beans. After a while, I picked up a pork and beans can with a picture and said, 'See, they look just like this!'"
"He said, 'You mean pork and beans?'"
"Then I realized that my mom called them that so that I would eat them."
"The look of disappointment from that grocery store clerk haunts me to this day."
- whyunoletmepost
The Pulitzer
"Let me tell you about how I thought you were awarded a 'Pullet Surprise.'"
- BendyBrains
Rum and Coke
"Not too late in life, but I thought my parents were making 'Roman Cokes' until I went to college."
"Which, I think is a much better name for the drink (Rum and Coke) anyway."
- Th3seViolentDelights
Oh No, Not Acoma!
"That a coma was 'A' coma. Until I was probably 19 or so, I thought it was 'acoma.'"
"I thought you fell into acoma."
- FightWithBrickWalls
It Must Have Been a One-Way Trip
"My parents were divorced the whole time and my mom was not, in fact, taking a vacation, lmao (laughing my a** off)."
- artemus_who
Multitasking
"I live near the Hospital for Joint Diseases… when I was a kid, I thought was a special hospital for people who had two or more different diseases at the same time."
- Baffhy_Duck
Ore-Ida Fries
"Moving cross-country, driving east to west, and crossing from Idaho to Oregon, I noticed huge fields with signs for the Ore-Ida Potato company."
"So I was in my early 20s when I figured out Ore-Ida wasn’t just a brand name but was because their potatoes came from Oregon and Idaho."
- Deadhawk142
Kid Logic
"When I was really young, my sister told me she threw her guts up. So I was really afraid of vomiting my entire insides up for years."
- Presitigious_Sweet_50
Some of these really had us laughing as we realized the revelations some of these Redditors were having.
But when we're really honest with ourselves, we probably didn't figure out some of these until later, too.
People Break Down The Absolute Worst Parts About Having A Child
While starting a family and having children is a goal that many people have, some do not realize that it's not easy, fun, and loving one-hundred percent of the time. Rather, it's expensive, exhausting, and hard, though it might be worth it in the end.
With this in mind, people shared what they felt were the hardest hurdles of their parenting.
Redditor ApprehensiveShock655 asked:
"What's the worst part of having a child?"
Fear of Not Doing Enough
"The constant anxiety that you’re doing enough to shape them to make good choices, a good life, be a good person and for them to have the life they deserve."
- nakedreturnsthe1st
Like the Energizer Bunny
"It's incessant. It never stops. You never get a day off."
"Going from having two days per week to relax and do whatever to literally never having a moment free from responsibility."
- mrbuh
No Break In Sight
"I’ve always wanted kids and still do, but this is the only thing that has come close to giving me pause."
"Both my siblings have young kids and I cannot get over how CONSTANT it is."
"From the second the kids wake up to when they finally shut their eyes, it’s non-stop. Then they get maybe an hour or two to themselves, which is mostly spent tidying up, etc., before the nighttime stuff starts with the baby crying, the toddler coming into bed, nightmares, etc."
"It requires years of not getting a full night's rest. You can never just go out whenever you want. No sleeping in, even on weekends because someone has to be up with them at 6 AM."
"Raising human children is an insane task."
- GirlisNo1
Mom's Body After Baby and Dad Bods
"The weight gain is the worst! During the pregnancy, I gained 35 pounds. My belly has stretch marks. My boobs are all saggy."
"And it’s not even fair because my wife only gained like 15."
- Wise-Reaction-7526
The Meal Planning
"Coming up with three meals to eat per day EVERY DAY stresses me out so bad."
"This sounds like such a small thing, but it really wears on you over time. You can’t just make something for yourself or something you and your spouse feel like eating: You have to constantly be thinking about if the kid is hungry and what they might be willing to eat."
- Ravenclaw79
Keeping Them Safe
"When people ask me this I say, 'do you know those video games where you have to escort a character to a destination without them being attacked?' That's parenting. Those missions are a pain in the a**."
- Infiniski_Gaming
Seriously, Keep Them Safe
"Having to deal with their total lack of self-preservation. They are creative and come up with all kinds of ways to try and kill themselves. Keeping ahead of the game is exhausting."
- Quizzical_Chimp
Constant Contact
"They’re just always there. On you, behind you, in front of you, just a little speed bump impeding every task."
- Tangboy500000
Letting Them Live Their Life Their Way
"Having a kid is like having a little piece of your heart running around in the world. When they're sick or get disappointed or just feel sad, it's worse than having it happen to you."
"Yet at the same time, you need to let your kids work through those things to learn to handle them. If you give into the worry and try to shield them from everything, you risk creating harmful co-dependence."
"So it's a constant struggle. But worth it!"
- um_chili
What Is "Sleep" Again?
"I'm only nine years in, but so far, it's been the sleep deprivation. Hands down."
- tessiegamgee
And What Are These "Sick Days" You Speak Of?
"Having to take care of a sick child when you are also sick. For me that has been the most challenging part so far."
- MrsLouisaMercury
Another Full-Time Job
"It's like taking a second job that lasts 18+ years with a 24/7 schedule with no holidays or sick days."
"…And no second paycheck. It's actually like YOU are paying your second salary instead of getting one."
- mouse_rat
Personal Freedom
"The loss of freedom. I can't just... go somewhere. Even with older kids, there's so much planning and thinking and getting ready."
"I miss being able to just decide to go somewhere, and go there."
- poetris
The Time Flies
"The best advice I got was from an ancient hospital security guard in an elevator. 'The days are long, the years are short, cherish them while you can.'"
- WayOfTheHouseHusband
So Unexpected
"The phrase I hate is, 'You don't know it, but one day you pick your kid up for the last time.'"
- 3_pac
There are all kinds of troubles that come from being a parent, many of which people don't necessarily think about until they already have a baby in the house.
But reassuringly, many people in the subReddit pointed out that no matter how hard some of these hurdles are to get over, it's still worth it in the end, and it goes by far too fast.
Married People Explain How They Tactfully Initiate Sex With Their Partner
Positive emotions are high among people in the blossoming phase of relationships.
Everything seems more romanticized for people in love due to the amorous joy in their hearts–which also influences their desire to frequently get it on under the sheets–or any other daring location in the heat of the moment.
But for those who've declared "'til death do us part," devoted couples may find that they are not always on the same wavelength sexually compared to when they first met.
Curious to hear how people keep their passion alive, Redditor Rude_Phone6841 asked:
"Married people, how do you initiate sex with your partner?"
When verbally articulating isn't enough...
Let The Book Dictate When
"There is a book called 'How to Subtly Tell Your Partner You Want More Sex.' If you sleep on the right side of the bed, you can casually open it up and your spouse will see the giant printed title on the front. Sometimes, I’ll just get the book out and leave it on his side of the bed. Once he was messing with me and acting like he was oblivious to my not-so-subtle hints, so I threw the book at him. The book is effective and hilarious."
"ETA: Sadly, we haven’t found the book since we moved. Fortunately, we’ve started communicating with our words instead. Words are just as effective."
– Flaky_Finding_3902
Save The Date
"I send her an outlook calendar event and if she accepts, IT'S ON."
– Dawn_Piano
The Signal
"You know when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business."
– SEA___BEAR
These couples find that verbal cues are best.
Now's The Time
"Honestly when we have the time one of us usually bluntly says 'let's go have sex right f'king now before we can't' and we go do it. Lol"
– brie1305
Option A Or B
"I have a 2 month old and a 2 year old. Some of the best sex we had was because I said 'after 2 year old goes down and if 2month decides to sleep do you want to meet in the basement' well she decided to sleep and damn that was good."
– Ahkmedjubar
End Of Day Reward
"We just ask each other tbh. We’ll bring it up earlier in the day so we build up the anticipation with each other throughout the day, flirt with each other, gas each other up. All that. Then when it’s finally time at the end of the day, we usually fall asleep cause we’re so tired."
"But the cycle continues the next day!"
– supermariobruhh
People continued offering their wisdom.
Afternoon Hanky Panky
"The trick is to initiate sex during the day. We are both too tired at the end. Plus hanging out all day after is somehow more rewarding."
"Same goes for dates. Have sex at the beginning the date, then go enjoy your time together without any pressure."
– drneeley
Kids In The Equation
"This literally happened today with my wife and me. We have two toddlers so we’re extra exhausted. Earlier today we had the sexy initiation of 'hey, we both showered today, want to have sex after the babies are asleep?' 'Sure.'"
"Then when the kids were asleep, and my wife and I were getting settled into bed, she asked if I still wanted to. I said if she wants to I’m down, but I’m pretty tired and would be fine without it. She said she was also tired and could do without it. So we kissed each other good night and she went to sleep. I’m just winding down on Reddit for a few minutes before I also fall asleep."
"I know this is boring. I didn’t write this to tell an exciting story. Just to share what married life is like for me and probably the large majority of married couples, especially parents of young kids."
– MolotovCollective
Shadow Puppet Technique
"Use my phones torch to shine a shadow of my member up against the bedroom wall."
"Kinda like a bat signal of sorts."
– SchoonerOclock
Mood Lighting
"Turn off the lights and switch on the red lamp beside the bed."
– SuvenPan
Reliable Visual
"Walk by him while taking my top off. He follows me wherever I go and it's been 30 years and counting."
– LisaBooHigh
Every couple is different, and usually establishing a strong communication bond makes everything else in the relationship–including sexy time–falls in line effortlessly.
I knew a couple who made a game out of foreplay and agreed that whoever got home first from getting off work at the same time got to choose the sexual position that night.
They may no longer be together, but I remember them recalling how that technique was fun for them at the beginning stage and it took the pressure off of establishing when they were going to have sex.
Don't take get too anxious about it. It's just sex, and it's fun.
There are a number of things people partake in spite of the known possible ramifications they have on their health and safety.
Up to and including smoking, bungee-jumping, recreational drug use, or simply bike riding without a helmet.
Indeed, even though they know that doing any or all of these things could possibly lead to their death, they do it anyway.
Sadly, even though many people go out of their way to avoid doing these things for that very reason, that still doesn't mean they keep themselves completely out of danger.
Sadly, there are a surprisingly large number of things that lead to an even more surprising number of deaths each year.
Frighteningly, these are things that the majority of the world's population does on an almost daily basis.
"What causes death more than people realize?"
When In Doubt, Call Your Doctor!
"Untreated infections."
"Your body will become septic, in which it essentially kills itself trying to kill off whatever infection one has."- cacarrizales
"Infections that are left untreated."- raptor-99
Tread Carefully. Seriously.
"Tripping."
"On average around 17k people a year in the US die from injuries incurred after tripping and falling."- EdithWhartonsFarts
When In Doubt, Don't Drive.
"Driving while sleepy."- latchkey_adult
The Handrail Is There For A Reason.
"Stairs."
"20 million severe injuries each year and at least 200,000 death from consequences of the fall."
"Both my grandparents died because of a fall."- OnTheGoodSideofLife
They Happen To The Best Of Us
"Fall accidents."
"Especially among the elderly, a fall can create a cascade of events that results in death, even if it seems minor at first."-AdmiralBofa
Never Rush Chewing
"Mozzarella sticks."
"Statistically the most choked on food."- SpecSanders
Never Skip A Check-Up
"High Blood Pressure."
"It sneaks up on you and you don't know about it or don't care but it's the underlying cause of so many deaths."- Fear51
Never Underestimate The Importance Of Self Care
"Stress."
"Your body can only handle so much of it and it’s labeled the 'silent killer' for that reason."
"With your high blood pressure and the 5 hours of sleep a night because of the stress, It will creep up on you sooner than you think."- DroppedDonut
Don't Forget To Floss!
"Untreated dental problems."
"A cavity left untreated can lead to heart attacks and strokes."- Lastalmark
Flu Season
"Influenza."
"Just regular old flu."
"Many people ignore it thinking it'll go away on its own."
"Globally the number per year is usually between 300k and 500k."
"In the US it can be anywhere from 12k to 50k per year."- PhreedomPhighter
Don't Feel Ashamed If You Need A Break
"Shoveling snow."
"I have two family friends pass from heart attacks associated to shoveling the snow."- JD054
There Are People Who Will Help You
"Alcoholism causing liver failure and it's on the rise in the USA."- Interesting_Drop8236
"Peruse your County ME’s records."
"The amount of people who die from alcohol is astounding."- hockenduke
Sometimes, It's Just Best To Mind Your Own Business
"Street fights."
"You watch some Hollywood blockbusters and some MMA fights and you think you can do it too."
"I've seen stories of a guy minding his own business and gets rocked on the side of his head. It disconnected his spine and he was dead before he hit the ground."
"There was another story maybe a year ago of a scuffle where a guy was stabbed in the neck and bled out to the point of being unable to stand within 10 seconds."
"Stop f*cking around, it's not worth your life."- Choiceofart
We never know when our number is up or how we'll end our days.
However, with a little bit of care and good judgment, we can at least likely avoid falling victim to all of the above.