Thanks to Amazon, we can buy things online and have them delivered right to our doorstep. Need a new mattress? Amazon. A pot for your garden? You bet! An infant circumcision trainer? Hey... wait a minute.
1/15. For when you want to circumcise your infant but youre not 100% sure how.
Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
Looking to up your circumcision game? Get it here.
2/15. An ingrown toenail phone case. Cute
If you're looking for a good Birthday gift, buy it here.
3/15. A fire powered phone charger. You know, for those times you're trying to relax by the fire but also Snap it to your fam.
Fire-powered Phone Charger
Buy it here, I guess.
4/15. A great new way to enjoy a Bloody Mary?
Hide Your Alcohol in Tampon Flasks
IDK why but buy it here.
More bizarre Amazon finds on the next page!
5/15. As featured in House & Home*
Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals
* Not actually featured in House & Home. What were you thinking?
Buy the perfect accent piece to any home here.
6/15. It's time to swap out your baseball cap for something fresh.
Rasta Imposta Clam Hat
Get your head swag here.
7/15. Try to guess what this is for. Seriously. Try.
Anti-Wrinkle Face Slimmer
How does this even work? Purchase it here.
8/15. For when a morph suit isn't quite enough.
JustinCostume Mens Big Dick Costume Zentai Suit Funny Halloween Costumes
Buy it here.
Can't get enough? Great! We've got more bizarre Amazon finds on the next page.
9/15. When you're dry, you're dry.
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum
Take the lube plunge here.
10/15. I don't want to know what this is used for
Human Body Fat Replica on Base, 1 lb.
Buy it here.
11/15. You know, to protect against spills.
Plastic Sheet for Body Wrap 70x108 (24 count)
Interested in what it feels like to be inside a ziplock bag? Buy it here.
12/15. The most terrifying way to store your money
Face Bank Coin Eating Savings Bank
Scare your children! Buy it here.
Continue to the next page for more Amazon fails!
13/15. Never eating flan from anyone else again
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
Interested in expanding your dinner variety? Buy it here.
14/15. Sick and tired of trying to get your pickles to yodel?
Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
Fulfill all your yodelling pickle dreams. Buy it here.
15/15. Never suffer the hunt for a public washroom again!
Pocket-sized Disposable Restroom - Urinal, Fecal Toilet, Poncho (For Privacy) and Cloth Wipes
Buy it here.