15 Of The Strangest Things You'll Ever See On Amazon.

Thanks to Amazon, we can buy things online and have them delivered right to our doorstep. Need a new mattress? Amazon. A pot for your garden? You bet! An infant circumcision trainer? Hey... wait a minute.


1/15. For when you want to circumcise your infant but youre not 100% sure how.


Infant Circumcision Trainer, White

Looking to up your circumcision game? Get it here.

2/15. An ingrown toenail phone case. Cute

If you're looking for a good Birthday gift, buy it here.

3/15. A fire powered phone charger. You know, for those times you're trying to relax by the fire but also Snap it to your fam.


Fire-powered Phone Charger

Buy it here, I guess.

4/15. A great new way to enjoy a Bloody Mary?


Hide Your Alcohol in Tampon Flasks

IDK why but buy it here.


More bizarre Amazon finds on the next page!

5/15. As featured in House & Home*


Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals

* Not actually featured in House & Home. What were you thinking?
Buy the perfect accent piece to any home here.


6/15. It's time to swap out your baseball cap for something fresh.



Rasta Imposta Clam Hat

Get your head swag here.

7/15. Try to guess what this is for. Seriously. Try.


Anti-Wrinkle Face Slimmer

How does this even work? Purchase it here.

8/15. For when a morph suit isn't quite enough.


JustinCostume Mens Big Dick Costume Zentai Suit Funny Halloween Costumes

Buy it here.


Can't get enough? Great! We've got more bizarre Amazon finds on the next page.

9/15. When you're dry, you're dry.


Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum

Take the lube plunge here.

10/15. I don't want to know what this is used for


Human Body Fat Replica on Base, 1 lb.

Buy it here.

11/15. You know, to protect against spills.


Plastic Sheet for Body Wrap 70x108 (24 count)

Interested in what it feels like to be inside a ziplock bag? Buy it here.

12/15. The most terrifying way to store your money


Face Bank Coin Eating Savings Bank

Scare your children! Buy it here.


Continue to the next page for more Amazon fails!

13/15. Never eating flan from anyone else again


Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

Interested in expanding your dinner variety? Buy it here.

14/15. Sick and tired of trying to get your pickles to yodel?


Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle

Fulfill all your yodelling pickle dreams. Buy it here.

15/15. Never suffer the hunt for a public washroom again!


Pocket-sized Disposable Restroom - Urinal, Fecal Toilet, Poncho (For Privacy) and Cloth Wipes

Buy it here.

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