People Share The Best Ways To Answer A Call From A Scammer
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How did these scam calls become such a problem.

They're an epidemic.

If I get one more robocall today, I may through a phone through a window.

I've go to start scaring these people off.

Would that even work?

Redditorvmcards17wanted to hear about how we can get creative with those non-stop phone calls that are driving us mad!

They asked:

"What’s the funniest way to answer a scammer’s call?"

My first thought is... "LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

Blood

"Don't say 'hello' just pick up the phone and say 'it's done, but there's blood everywhere. I'll need your help cleaning it up. Bring bleach, trash bags and that large saw from the garage.' and then just hang up."

FinnbarMcBride

Pretend

"Pretend to be elderly and confused. You’ll hook them immediately and can then proceed with wasting the most of their time."

Bananaman1229

"This is my go to, my record is 8min of slowing asking them to repeat it and ask about my benefits or what the package includes. If it’s the solar guys I ask about the panel type and what crew they will use. Sometime I tell them I just moved or ask about the weather."

brapo68

language by language...

"I gave the phone to my neighbor who talked to them in Pennsylvania German. My neighbor is Amish. Then the person on the phone tried to use regular German, but all they knew was 'Sprechen Sie Deutsch.' When my Amish neighbor said yeah and then rattled off in a mix of German and dutch the scammer hung up."

"Then they called back not 20 minutes later. So I spoke to them in Chinese. But they kept telling me to speak in English. They hung up after about two minutes."

elanrach

Hold Please

"In a forum online, a girl answered a call with a Caller ID that came up as fraud. She answered breathlessly, 'Can you hold on? I'm having sex.' She clicked on porn and set the phone next to the computer's speaker. The guy listened for half an hour."

SciFi_Author

HOW?!?!

Season 6 Nbc GIF by The OfficeGiphy

"HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!?"

"Answer every phone call that way."

RogueNine

Why did I not think of some of these sooner?

Hey Bob

Phone Staring GIF by Robin SchulzGiphy

"Bob's orphanage, you make 'em we take 'em."

Spicy_French-Fry

Gotcha!

"Wasting time of scammers? One of the most fun activities to do. Have wasted the time of one guy who wanted to scam me with steam cards and such.. I impersonated a local I know and talked like him, acted like him and mocked the scammer in subtle ways. Was really funny, I streamed that entire sh**show to my friends."

"Me mocking a scammer and giving them useless steam-gift codes, even telling them that they are like any other guy out there trying to scam me and such. It's really hilarious when you think about that me telling to that guy that he is like any other guy who wants to scam me made them trying even harder instead of acknowledging that he was completely played by me the entire time."

"We had five hours pure fun together, the scammer lost five hours of lifetime."

ShadowLemon313

Tricks and Treats

"I once worked for a legitimate call centre where we called people who ticked boxes, on forms and stuff, saying they'd be interested in X product or service. It was a crap job and I got out of it ASAP, but it paid by the hour (not commission). People would hang up, pretend it was the wrong number, pretend not to speak English, and all kinds of stuff (even though I'd be happy to just remove their info if they asked, and I always offered)."

"But when people pulled the whole 'Just wait a minute' trick, and left the phone down, it was a welcome break. I could just doodle pictures, browse the internet, and generally relax, because the system had me down as on a call. And I was still getting paid the same."

"I once spent an hour and a half like that, before the woman picked the phone up, realized I was sill there, asked me what the hell was wrong with me, and hung up. This may well have been a similar thing."

BadgerSituation

You Win!

Winner Celebrate GIF by AwkwafinaGiphy

"In your best Announcer's Voice:"

"You've reached KSCM 99.3 The River, you're on the air and you are the seventh caller! Are you excited? ARE YOU EXCITED???"

Hysterical_Realist

I'm trying all of these. And also... "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"

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