Ever wish you had a quick and easy way to get out of a bad date (or relationship) quickly? Reddit is more than happy to help.


User u/alishba00 asked:

"If people used 'break-up lines' instead of 'pick-up lines', what would some of the best once [sic] be?"

Like pick-up lines, these may be hilarious but actually trying them is probably not the best idea.

The Tunnel Of... Heartbreak?

Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Cuz we're breaking up.

thomas_the_plane00

So Catchy

An ex of mine in middle school (so young, so naive) called me and said "snap crackle pop b*tch you just got dropped" and then hung up, does that count?

Awkward_Dachsund

"snap crackle pop b*tch you just got dropped"

Cereal relationship killer.

CatOfGrey

Found The Bard

"I think we need to become better strangers."

Breaking up Shakespearean style.

RedWestern

No Longer Flying High

"Hey baby, is your name Delta? Because I've spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off."

captainmagictrousers

So Many Possibilities

"I don't know what I'd do without you, but starting tomorrow I'm going to give it a try."

Bob_Loblaw007

Surprise!

Are you a dollar bill? Cuz you're single.

Ssquared6493

As Long As It Wasn't The Water Level

"Hey babe I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level."

DoJu318

Brutal Honesty

It's not you - it's me. I don't like you anymore.

Arch27

Fetch The Holy Water

Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.

UrbanDeadThrowaway2

Oof

Are you α New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks.

TheDerpyDisaster

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