Ever wish you had a quick and easy way to get out of a bad date (or relationship) quickly? Reddit is more than happy to help.
User u/alishba00 asked:
Like pick-up lines, these may be hilarious but actually trying them is probably not the best idea.
The Tunnel Of... Heartbreak?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Cuz we're breaking up.
An ex of mine in middle school (so young, so naive) called me and said "snap crackle pop b*tch you just got dropped" and then hung up, does that count?
"snap crackle pop b*tch you just got dropped"
Cereal relationship killer.
Found The Bard
"I think we need to become better strangers."
Breaking up Shakespearean style.
No Longer Flying High
"Hey baby, is your name Delta? Because I've spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off."
So Many Possibilities
"I don't know what I'd do without you, but starting tomorrow I'm going to give it a try."
Are you a dollar bill? Cuz you're single.
As Long As It Wasn't The Water Level
"Hey babe I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level."
It's not you - it's me. I don't like you anymore.
Fetch The Holy Water
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you α New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks.