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Sharing a meal or dining out with friends and loved ones is suppose to be a fun experience. It's one of America's greatest past times. It can become a harrowing and embarrassing situation however if you share it with the wrong person. No matter how great they are some people should ALWAYS eat at home.
_Redditor __somepeoplewait wanted us to admit to Who was the pickiest eater you ever met? How bad was it? Diners of the world... be warned! They eat amongst us.
THAT'S AN INTERESTING TICK.
My husband, he won't eat a whole hot dog because he doesn't want to eat the "butt end."
SOMETHINGS YOU JUST CAN'T UNSEE![rebelmouse-image 18345891 is_animated_gif=
I know just the person. I took a class with someone who had three food-related traits:
- She didn't like salt
- She didn't like sugar
- She flat out refused to try new foods
She was in my study abroad class and the only things I saw her eat were: Granny Smith apples, plain pasta, the white meat of chicken with the skin cut off, a skinless baked potato, and water. It became a bit of a game in my class, to ask her if she's tried things like _"chocolate, sugar cookies, chips, pasta sauce, etc." _If she said she did have any of those things, she absolutely hated them. We did so much walking during those three weeks that I was amazed she didn't pass out.
She also said that her parents and brother liked normal foods, so we didn't think she had a shitty upbringing. I reckon she has a texture aversion.
OWN IT![rebelmouse-image 18345892 is_animated_gif=
I'm the pickiest eater I've ever met. The more I hang out with people the more I realize it's ridiculous what I don't like compared to what I do like. My mom told me it's her fault cause she would let me choose what to eat compared to saying "eat this or else you'll just die." I was apparently allowed to say no to things when I was a young lad, it's a curse that I cannot change.
LASAGNA? I'LL TAKE IT![rebelmouse-image 18345893 is_animated_gif=
Friend of mine hates all fruit, vegetables, sauce, and most meat. It's pretty much all carbs for him. He used to enjoy his mother's lasagna until he found out she makes it with cottage cheese. He literally spit it out and never ate it again. He is 32.
NOT EVEN ONE GREEN?[rebelmouse-image 18345894 is_animated_gif=
My cousins were so bad that every time they visited we would have to go grocery shopping specifically for them, then keep all that food "off limits" so only they could eat it. It was mainly processed food like chicken nuggets and pizza. They would throw a fit any time they would have to eat my mom's home cooked meals
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My girlfriend won't eat anything that has a green garnish on it. Something came with parsley she spent fifteen minutes surgically removing each of the hundred scraps of it off. When I pointed out that parsley has no taste, she said that's why she hated it and was removing it. If that makes sense to anyone please let me know how.
JUST ORDER THE THINGS YOU WANT![rebelmouse-image 18354720 is_animated_gif=
Went to grab a bite with this girl once. We were at this pub with the usual selection of grub. So I quickly order, knowing what I want and whatnot, then she starts asking questions to the waitress about what every single damn item on the menu consists of. I thought that's weird but well what you gonna do, so didn't say anything since she was just an acquaintance. After carefully surveying every single item, she orders some kind of burger with every damned thing in it removed down to two buns and a patty. When I ask her why, she says she "doesn't like that stuff." Still remember the looks we got from the waitress.
STICK WITH THE CLASSICS.[rebelmouse-image 18977431 is_animated_gif=
I had a friend who was "vegetarian" but only ate Mac and cheese and cereal for every meal. No vegetables. She claimed they were "tasteless."
THE FAMOUS ATKINS DIET![rebelmouse-image 18977432 is_animated_gif=
A friend and former coworker.
He ate no fruit or vegetables. He barely drank water - mostly drank diet soda. For lunch (and frequently dinner) ever day he would only eat McD's cheeseburgers with only ketchup (no mustard, onion, or pickle). For breakfast he would only eat McD's breakfast burritos, but because he didn't like the crunch of the veggies in them, he would take a bite of breakfast burrito and quickly follow it up with a bite of hashbrown to convince himself that the only crunch he experienced was from the potatoes. Basically he lived on meat, starch, and carbs.
Amazingly he doesn't weigh a ton, but that may be because he smokes.
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My little sister. My little sister is such a picky eater that she ate nothing but chicken dippers and chips up until she turned 16. Now, she'll eat chicken strips and chips.
JURASSIC FOODS.[rebelmouse-image 18977435 is_animated_gif=
My nephew. He's 9 and he's finally eating chocolate. He only ate dinosaur Chicken nuggets and pea chips his whole 9 years of life.
RONALD KNOWS BEST.[rebelmouse-image 18349260 is_animated_gif=
I had a client who was severely affected by autism and abandoned by his family. The people who fostered him did not know how to help him and they resorted to feeding him McDonald's three meals a day. When he got to an adult care home his caregivers were horrified that he would not eat something that didn't come out of a McDonald's burger package. The caregiver talked to a local McDonald's that agreed to supply packaging. His new caregivers made healthy meals and put them inside the boxes. He ate them. He lost weight. His blood work went back to normal.
CHILDREN DESERVE BETTER.[rebelmouse-image 18977436 is_animated_gif=
A little boy I baby sat. Literally wouldn't eat anything except donuts, chips, and chicken nuggets. Sometimes hot dogs. I tried for 2 years to get him to eat something else when he was with me, with the help of his single father. If it was something he didn't want he would shut down and stare. As far as I know, three years later, its worse. He's now malnourished.
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My brother when he was very young. He would only eat the middle of the french fries. He called the outsides the "handles" and would leave a big pile of them on the plate.
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My top two were people I met in collage
- Only ate white food. Not good from white people but only colorless food. Rice, milk, cauliflower, white cake. His limits were mild yellows or off white cream.
- Only ate food that never touched other food. No mixed vegetables, no stir fry, never touched on her plate. Each portion of food had to be made of one substance and be in its own space on her plate or food tray. She had a different knife and fork for each food to avoid cutlery cross contamination.
WHAT A MENU.[rebelmouse-image 18977439 is_animated_gif=
My 20 year old son... eats pizza, pancakes, and chicken wings. Period.
WELL THAT'S... DRY.[rebelmouse-image 18977441 is_animated_gif=
Me. I used to only eat dry toast and nothing else.
FAMILY DRAMA IS FASCINATING.[rebelmouse-image 18354556 is_animated_gif=
My neighbor's son is a little different from other children with his quirks. I do believe he is a little bit on the autistic spectrum. He only eats just bread and butter sandwiches, noodles and chicken nuggets. He will flat our refuse to eat anything else to the point of having a melt down kicking out and shouting.
WHAT AN ECLECTIC CUISINE.[rebelmouse-image 18977442 is_animated_gif=
My brother only ate applesauce and oatmeal for three months straight.
NO SOUP FOR YOU![rebelmouse-image 18349684 is_animated_gif=
I worked at a restaurant (a small one, forgot the name), there was some person who ordered soup, and got mad because it was "too cold", we asked how hot she would like for it to be heated up. She said, "Ugh, I don't care just do it!", once we heat it up she thought it was "too hot." After it cooled down a little, she started eating it. She then said: "Oh it tastes bad, go take it back." We asked what she would like. She asked for a grilled cheese, once she tried it she said: "Oh it tastes bad too, go take it back." It happened one more time, and she just got mad because "We make food bad," and just paid and then left. No tip.
The key to any successful relationship is communication.
The ability to be open and receptive to what a significant other has to say, as well as the ability to be able to convey something weighing on one's mind, can be healing.
But depending on the circumstance, some things are better left unsaid.
Curious to hear examples of what those might be, Redditor FamiliarFarmer8356 asked:
"What's something you wish you could tell your partner without upsetting them?"
If there is conflict, there is a way to discuss and address the issue in a civil and respectful manner.
Things Just Happen
"Every bad thing that happens doesn't require someone to be blamed for it. And that someone doesn't always have to be me."
A Cornerstone Of A Successful Union
"One of the cornerstones of a good marriage, is knowing how to argue. I’d actually say that before a couple get married, they should check how their potential partner behaves in an argument. What are they like when they get angry. It’s important because no two individuals are going to agree all the time. And on those occasions, it’s important to remember not to belittle the other. Deal with the issue at hand. And especially, don’t argue in front of the kids. You have no idea how much lasting damage this causes."
"All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership."
It's Not That Deep
"please stop complaining about everything."
"If you keep seeking out reasons to be miserable, you will find them."
"I'm tired of being dragged down with you."
There's no need to get defensive when there's something to discuss.
It's Not About You
"That some days I’m just tired from class and work and just want some me time, it’s not that I hate you my social battery is just running out."
"Her first reaction to something adverse doesn't have to be anger."
In The Words Of A Pirate
"In the wise words of captain Jack Sparrow sometimes:"
'the problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude toward the problem.'
It Takes Two To Tango
"That I wish she’d be more independent so she didn’t need my help for everything outside the house."
"That it’s a little disturbing how aggressively he drives when he’s grumpy… heavy on both gas and brakes, zooming in and out of traffic, swearing at people who make mistakes… very unlike him."
Sometimes the truth hurts when talking about members of the family.
A Real Assessment
"That her mother is not a good person."
"I told my husband that it's not that his family is nosy and overbearing, it's that I hate watching him cave and negotiate as if they have a right to behave like this, and I really hate when I'm the bad guy for wanting reasonable limits."
"It got worse, then it got better, FYI."
"His parents are greedy, selfish people and treat him like an atm."
There's definitely a fine line between withholding your thoughts to protect the person you love and being brutally honest.
If coming clean isn't going to resolve an issue, then it might be better to suck it up and deal with whatever frustrations you have about the other person.
It's up to you, but make sure the delivery doesn't come from a place of rage if you do decided to be totally transparent about your negative thoughts.
Every family has a black sheep or every family in its entirety are black sheep.
What is a "black sheep" anyway?
It used to mean a person who brought shame or embarrassment to a family, but it's more often used now to mean the member who is just very different from everyone else—sometimes in a good way.
Redditor Frozen_yoghurt123 asked:
"Who is the 'black sheep' of your family?"
I'm the black sheep or at least I'd like to think so.
"Probably my dad's cousin, who went to prison for murdering his lover's husband."
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"My Dad. He is the only one of 6 siblings who wasn't a huge f**k up. And yet, before my Grandma died she stated that he was her 'biggest disappointment.' He is estranged from his surviving siblings... not by his choice. It honestly blows my mind."
"Toxicity is often a group mindset thing; people don't want you to leave because they are dysfunctionally co-dependent on each other and need each other to justify their own shortcomings in life. A lot of the 'family loyalty' stuff is typically shouted loudest by those who are the least good idea to stay loyal towards."
"My great uncle who stole my great grandfathers identity, stole a couple million dollars, and ran off. No one even knew he was alive until my great grandfathers funeral in 2009. No one has seen him since. My grandma started to cry because she honestly thought he was dead."
"Everyone else just kind of nodded on his direction and went on with the rest of the funeral. I just remember being very confused because I was 9 and I had never met this guy who my dad pulled me aside and told me he was my great uncle. It was a few years later that I got the full story."
"According to my mean aunt, the 'matriarch' in her own mind, it's my twin brother because "he doesn't care about family now that he's a doctor." (He's a resident. Chief resident. He works ridiculous hours and spends the rest of the time recovering from work.)"
"According to my ex-MIL (who still counts because she's Son's grandma), it's me, for divorcing her son."
"According to everyone else, it's Mean Aunt. The rest of us are warm and caring and compassionate. We have our moments; all of us have been accidentally thoughtless or done something selfish once in a while, but we're not deliberately mean and snarky all the time."
"My immediate family are the black sheep of the entire family."
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Sounds like everyone has a little black sheep in them.
"By now, my brother for cutting off everyone because he prefers his rude, selfish, paranoid, narcissist wife over all of us."
"My wife is the black sheep of her family in the sense that she's the only one who isn't a rude, selfish, paranoid narcissist."
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"Me. My granddaddy told me 'I’ve only had the sheriff knock on my door two times in my 80 years, and both times he was looking for you! 'I did some dumb sh*t, caused a little trouble, burned a few bridges but always managed to stay out of jail. Partly because my sister has kept an attorney on retainer for me since I was 16."
"My younger brother (2nd of 4) is a compulsive liar and it got him in a lot of little trouble as a teen, then he told his wife he graduated a big college when we're not even sure if he got his GED because he failed to graduate HS, went to some GED school and eventually just stopped going."
"IF he graduated college, he never mentioned he was going in the 4+ years it takes nor mention graduation or have a diploma. He's not a bad dude, but now family time is super awkward when he and his wife are talking about 'their' college team."
The NOT good girl...
"My aunt's daughter. She’s been in jail for drugs, stolen money from my aunt and other family members to use on drugs and physically abused my aunt. My aunt has tried getting her help, but nothing has worked. She’s just not a good person, and everyone in my family, except my aunt, doesn’t want anything to do with her. I haven’t seen her in 8 years now, and I’m happy about that."
"A former nun - my great aunt - left the religious life and got married. She called herself 'the black sheep of the family' because her habit was black."
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Well the black sheep sound like the most interesting family members.
Sex is great, but there are more ways than one to accomplish that euphoric feeling without sex.
There are so many small, ordinary aspects of life that can just send a person and we come across them daily.
A good steak.
A home repair.
The things that make you say...
"I tingle all over."
Redditor OldAboba asked:
"What is the best non-sexual physical feeling you’ve ever felt?"
Adele. Adele live. She sends me.
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"I got a professional full body (everything but my man parts) massage a few years back for the first and so far only time at a spa after the recommendation from a coworker. I felt like I was floating on a cloud for the next few days."
Through your nose...
"Sneezing when you're sick. Then you get that about 20 second feeling of breathing through your nose again and you like ahh that's what I aspire to at the moment."
"Or the very last sneeze of your illness. During a fire drill in high school, I was ambling out after fighting a head old for a few days. The alarm was killing my head which was already throbbing from the sinus pressure."
"I was nearing the field, well away from my classmates, when I cough/sneezed out a huge, green loogie - cleared it about three feet, no icky trail - and by the time I was walking back to the building I was feeling pretty much back to normal. No more head cold after that. Never had something like that ever happen again where there was such an abrupt end to the head cold."
"Right after a migraine goes away. It's almost a spiritual experience."
"This was going to be my answer. I was in the ER one time for a really bad migraine. They gave me what they called a 'migraine cocktail.' When they pushed it through the IV I could feel the cold liquid make its way through my body, up to my head. Once it hit my brain, the migraine was gone. It was pure ecstasy. Even better was that cocktail had Benadryl in it so I fell asleep not long after and slept so good."
"That stretch til you shake when you wake up."
"I once stretched too hard in the morning and got the worst calf cramp ever... it looked like a prune and I thought I would die from the pain. Couldn't stretch in bed for months afterwards out of fear it would happen again."
"When you move over 50, it turns into that stretch til you put your back into a muscle spasm that lasts days."
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"I had a cast and splint on both my legs for 2 months. When they cut it off, they scratched my legs for me and the itch was just top notch! Yeah."
Itching an itch can change a life.
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"When you're starving all day and devour a bomb a** meal."
Sleep for Life
"When you’ve been up for 20 hours+ and finally get into bed and you just know it’ll be the best sleep of your life."
"But man, after 36+ hours, the body sort of aches and it's hard to fall asleep despite being completely exhausted. Then the restless legs kick in... ugh. I do agree that a 20hr-ish stint is amazing to cuddle into, especially if you don't have to get up at any specific time the next day."
"Makes it better when you’ve been sleep deprived for weeks and know you have NO PLANS tomorrow and can sleep as much as you need."
"When you're absolutely busting for a pee and you can finally go!"
"Apparently there’s a thing called a 'pee-gasm' that people (usually women) have that causes an orgasmic feeling when you pee after holding it for a while! I’ve definitely experienced this and I’ve intentionally waited a while so I could have that good feeling... lol."
I Can Hear!!
"The feeling of water leaving your ear after being there all day."
"I had some impacted earwax for a week in one ear, and when it finally got removed it was the best feeling in the world. Initially it was like having a tv or radio in my ear that only had static, but then I could hear. Good god, I could hear. It was amazing."
"Oh man, and it’s WARM from being in your head, and the warmth makes the sensation of leaving even better."
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"Sleeping in a warm blanket in winters."
"Or sleeping in a cold blanket in summer."
I am enthralled by all of those things.
People need to stop throwing out unwanted advice.
And when it is requested, think before you speak.
People with mental disorders don't need everyone telling them they have a fix like "exercise" or "herbal supplements."
Redditor Gold-Ad-2827 asked:
"People with mental disorders: What do you hate being told the most?"
I hated being told to just smile. You smile and go away.
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"It's all in your head. Where else would it?! My colon?"
"Everybody goes through that."
"This saying makes my blood boil. Or the 'I was that age once too ya know' yeah no sh*t you were that age once. And just because you were that age once doesn’t mean we have the same experience."
"They try to minimize it."
"You're worried? Just stop."
"You're sad? Just don't be."
"You're compulsively binge eating? Eat less."
"Thanks for that stellar advice."
"Or even better, 'Just do it!' As if ADHD paralysis can be stopped with a can-do attitude."
"I get so frustrated when people treat the idea of 'holistic medicine' as some kind of woo. How does it escape so many people that the body works holistically? Even a lot of doctors seem to ignore this. It's very frustrating when you have 2 or 3 or 4 illnesses that are all affecting each other, and your 'physical health' is held distinct from your mental health, and nothing anyone is doing to treat you works because no one's looking at the whole system."
"I just got a lecture from a psychiatrist I am seeing about nutrition, and he apologized to me for doing so but I told him, 'No, I appreciate it. Do it for all your patients.' because it told me he's trying to look at the whole picture and actually fix what's wrong. It gave me faith in him."
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"You need to calm down."
"Never is the history of calm down has calm down ever caused anyone to calm down."
Calm down. I hate that one. You calm down.
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"When they try to give me tips on what to do, like bruh as if I didn't already try that."
"You don't look sad. No crap... that's so I can avoid having this conversation. Also depression isn't 'being sad' like people think."
"God, I hate this. It's because saying 'I'm depressed' has been standard for people expressing that they're slightly unhappy about something dumb like not getting enough croutons on their salad or some crap. Now that's just what everyone assumes you mean when you say you have depression."
"'Stop being lazy.'"
“'Lazy' is when you don’t want to do anything at all. 'Executive disfunction' is when you can do everything at all, but that one easy quick thing that you do want to do just makes you and your brain freeze completely days ahead. I’m tired of people not understand that even when I explain and look at me like I’m bullshitting instead."
Ways to Cope
"Maybe you should try praying harder. I did, He prescribed medication."
"Praying is a way to cope for a lot of people, I think. That's totally fine, but insisting on praying in lieu of getting real help or actually addressing the issue is when it is not only unhelpful, but dangerously detrimental."
"Religious people will bypass everyone’s cultures, identity, views, and feelings just to be right and make a point. it’s disgusting. I read somewhere that real so called Christianity is all wrong. The real faith is from the Aramaic history and all the meanings were misinterpreted and the stories and all were made up by Catholics wanting to control their people. Yuck."
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"As someone with OCD with a lot of attention to 'contamination', having someone try to explain contradictions in why I'm doing something that is technically unclean when I wouldn't do something that is technically clean due to OCD. There are a few doorknobs that I will not touch no matter how much you clean them in front of me and I know it makes no sense, if it made sense I wouldn't have OCD i'd just be cleanly."
Stop trying to be an armchair therapist. Be empathetic to people first.