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Amy Schumer is still pregnant.

I know, it feels like she's been pregnant for years.


Schumer and her husband Chris Fischer are still expecting their first child.

Along the journey, Schumer has been very open about her experience, whether that be the highs of seeing your child for the first time on the ultrasound, or the lows of vomiting.

Recently however, she took to Instagram to remind people that she's very aware she's still pregnant.


The caption for the Instagram photo reads:

"Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I've been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I'm still pregnant"
"Well imagine how I feel mother fuckers!!!!!! #soblessed #hatemondaysloveweekendstho"

It would seem some people have been commenting to the comedian directly about how long it has felt, forgetting she's the one who is actually carrying the small human inside her.

Schumer announced she was pregnant in October. Since then she's shared her experience with pregnancy, both the good and bad.

It got particularly bad when she revealed she was suffering from hyperemesis gravidarum, a condition that causes extreme nausea and vomiting with her pregnancy. It was so bad, she had to cancel shows from her tour in November.

Sharing her experience has brought support and others sharing their experience.


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@amyschumer/Instagram


@amyschumer/Instagram


People have been following Schumer's pregnancy feverishly. At one point, due to poor word choice, people had thought she was done with her pregnancy.

She had recommended a book to her followers saying it had helped get her through her pregnancy. Using the past tense had made people think it was done.

There was a follow up Instagram post that clarified.

"Amy is still pregnant and puking because money rarely goes to medical studies for women such as hyperemesis or endometriosis and instead goes to things like d— not getting hard enough or old guys who want harder d—."

Schumer has maintained her humor through the rough times, even when she got a particularly interesting cake for her baby shower.

But seriously, how long has she been pregnant?


@amyschumer/Instagram


@amyschumer/Instagram


@amyschumer/Instagram


@amyschumer/Instagram


Rest assured, when Schumer has her kid, you won't have to ask. The news will probably be plastered everywhere.

Just try to not act so exasperated when you're surprised an expectant mother hasn't given birth yet.

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