Amazingly Profound 'Shower Thoughts' That Will Blow Your Mind Just A Little Bit.

A shower thought is that profound yet inconsequential consideration you have when the only thing you can do is sit and ponder the universe.



Many thanks to all the Reddit users who shared their profound thoughts.

1. An hourglass has more moving parts than a complicated wristwatch.


2. The first time a stripper jumped out of a cake must have been the most legendary bachelor party.


3. If a naked woman wears sunglasses it's like she's wearing the opposite of a burqa.


4. If you froze an egg and threw it through somebody's window while they're not in, they would come home to a broken window and a raw unscathed egg and wonder how the hell it happened...


5. If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge.


6. As a child I pretended to like carrots for my parents. As an adult I pretend to like them for my child. I hate carrots.



7. It's off-putting that ( ) ( ) isn't a palindrome, yet ( ) ) ( is.


8. A really underrated accomplishment is that toilets don't require power to flush.


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9. When I was 14, I thought I was so cool because I hung out with 20 year olds. Now that I've grown up I've realized that they were weirdos for hanging out with me.


10. If I were approached by a person 4 feet taller and 10 times stronger than me, I'd be very uncomfortable. But toddlers are totally cool with it.



11. When I was younger, I trusted my parents' driving skills without a doubt. As an adult, riding with my parents terrifies me.


12. Turning 18 would be a much bigger deal if it was impossible to lie about your age on the Internet.


13. Wall-E is the kids version of a Black Mirror episode.


14. Drive-throughs that wont serve pedestrians are basically saying they have a strict dress code that requires you to wear a car.


15. There are over 7,500 different types of apple, but only one "apple juice".



16. Grocery stores in California charge $0.10 for 1 paper bag to discourage waste, but they mail everyone in the neighborhood paper junk mail without anyone asking for free.


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17. TED talks would be way shorter if people didn't start clapping every 10 seconds.


18. You know you're getting older when you transition from not having enough money to buy games to not having enough time to play all the games you bought.


19. In my life I've bought at least 20 pairs of nail clippers because I lost the last pair, but I never take them out of my house meaning there's at least 19 places I haven't seen in my own house.



20. Bill Gates is like a video game character who's unlocked everything. All he can do now is self-imposed challenges like cure malaria to keep things interesting.


21. If I eat my meal from the frying pan at a restaurant, it's sophisticated and a sign of quality. If I do it at home, I'm lazy and disgusting.


22. Nerf darts cost more than most bullets do.



23. People are giving Lady Gaga a lot of credit for not lip-syncing, even though actually singing seems to me like it should be the bare-minimum expected of a performer...


24. Just a thought. I see a lot of older people post that we survived lead paint, no seat belts, no helmets etc. You do understand there are people who didn't right? That's probably why they can't post it on FB.


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25. Monopoly would be a lot more realistic if everyone started out with wildly different amounts of money.


26. There are millions of suits and dresses buried underground.



27. It's annoying that when drinking hot chocolate, the marshmallows move away from my mouth but when drinking water the ice tries to force its way into my mouth.


28. Actually making eye contact would be really gross.


29. Intentionally losing a game of rock paper scissors is just as hard as winning it.


30. Going to the bathroom with your cellphone at work is this generation's smoke break.


31. Someone cared about Butthead enough to pay for him to have braces.



32. If you pirate music or movies instead of buying a copy, then you're a scumbag. If you read a book from the public library instead of buying a copy, then you're a cultured part of your local community.


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33. After March, there will be a whole generation of kids that know Emma Watson as Belle instead of Hermione.



34. "14 minutes" and "16 minutes" both seem very specific, but "15 minutes" always seems like an estimate.


35. Never once have I written an email and thought, "I hope they know I sent this from my iPhone."


36. Tom Hanks is a terrible Captain. His spacecraft suffered catastrophic failure, his plane crashed, his ship was commandeered, and his combat unit was virtually wiped out.


37. According to supply and demand, the cost of milkshakes should be through the roof since the machine is always broken.


38. Drinking alcohol to get drunk is just drinking poison in the right dose to mess you up but not kill you.



39. There are over 100 billion dead people. If there is a skeleton war, the living don't stand a chance.


40. In college I used to line up my empty alcohol bottles as trophies. Now at age 35 they're artifacts of shame.


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41. The most disturbing thing about suddenly switching bodies with another human would be tasting the inside of their mouth.


42. In Scooby-Doo, every single mystery the gang ever encountered always had a logical explanation, and the only unexplainable thing was having a dog that could talk.



43. The generation that said "we used to solve our problems on the playground with fists" is the same generation that complains about how much violence there is among kids...


44. If parents see me gaming, leave and come back an hour later and I am still playing, they will assume I was gaming the whole time. If parents see me studying, leave and come back another hour later and I am still studying, they will assume I was gaming the whole time.


45. If banks made 6 billion dollars from overdraft fees last year, then banks made 6 billion off of people who don't have money.


46. Dropping an ice cream cone as an adult is 10x sadder than as a kid because you personally paid for it.


47. In 20 years, kids will think the Amazon rainforest was named in honor of the online shopping website


48. Never once have I been unwillingly redirected to the App Store and thought "Wow, I should totally download this app!"



49. I bet the first person to upload a cat video to the internet had no idea what they were starting.


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