Amateur Daredevils Reveal Life's Most Dangerous Minigames
They say fortune favors the bold, but they didn't say how bold. Think about it, most of us make some seriously dangerous decisions every single day. We're regular daredevils! One reddit user asked:
Similar to 'resting your eyes' after shutting off your alarm, what are some of life's most dangerous mini-games?
Listen, the people who responded clearly do not have their sh!t together. It's a group of procrastinating, food-sniffing, rogue poopers.
**I love them. **
Game Time Bubble Guts
Eating that food that you know might f* up your stomach before any type of performance or sport.
Ignore It And It'll Go Away
"How Long Can I Ignore My Bank Account Balance/That Weird Noise My Car is Making/That Weird Random Pain Without Going to the Doc."
"Am I still allergic to this food?"
Pooing in public toilet without checking the toilet paper status.
"I'll go to bed in 30 minutes."
"Oh s* it's 4:36am. Well, gotta wait till 5am now."
Laying down and looking at my phone.
Whoops, there goes 2 hours.
Balancing The Budget
If you're in college: I can afford to go out to eat today as long as I don't need to drive tomorrow.
Squat In The Ditch
"I can hold it until I get home." Then you hit the backed up construction zone and find yourself pulling over to squat in the ditch.
Time To Write Your Paper
Paper due at 23:59, waiting until 22:00 to begin
Hello, procrastination, my old friend
Ignoring that voice telling you that you probably don't want to eat that last slice of pizza or taco.
Plane in arrives at 4:00, plane out leaves at 4:30
Not using the bathroom before the drive home from work.
Making Dreams A Reality
Peeing in a dream.
Due Tomorrow? Do Tomorrow
Yeah I'll do my homework before i sleep or in the morning.
How Much Of A Warning Do We Actually Get?
Riding the fuel warning light.
Taking an unknown shortcut because you're late.
What Did You Just Say?
Making an under-the-breath comment during an argument with your significant other.
Starting to cook a meal without checking if you have all the ingredients
Let me calculate what time it is and how many shows I can watch before I get the minimum amount of sleep I need to survive tomorrow.
Write It Down
"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it"