
Amateur Art Critics Reveal Which Masterpiece They Just Can't Stand
[rebelmouse-image 18345208 is_animated_gif=Everybody is a critic. That is just a human given in life. Everybody has an opinion on everything! We all believe we are walking, talking reincarnations of true artists. And we always love to share our thoughts aloud. Art is subjective and it is many things for many people, whether it be a painting, a book, a film or 'popular' piece of music, one's personal favorite "art" may not appeal to the masses. And half the time it's the classics, the ordained 'Masterpieces' we loathe the most.
Redditor B0hpp wanted everyone to share What is something considered a "Masterpiece" that you just can't seem to enjoy and afraid to admit it?
THE HUMBLE BEGINNINGS!
My daughter's first time drawing our family.
Reddit jumped in with their thoughts on a handmade family portrait.
I'm so looking forward to the first time my daughter draws something identifiable. Right now it's scribbles and occasionally she says "this is the sun!" It's not even a sun.
With my middle son it went from scribbles to giant robots battling Godzilla in what seemed like overnight.
And not 'giant robots fighting Godzilla' because that's what he told us it was, but pick it up after he's done and go 'oh, wow, yeah, that's the 1980s era Godzilla, you can tell by the head profile and the shoulders, and those robots are pretty neat, the way he drew the one with four legs you can see how it would actually walk around...'
WHO IS SHE ANYWAY?
[rebelmouse-image 18345209 is_animated_gif=The Mona Lisa. meh.
Seems Lisa may not be so popular with plenty of people.
I wish this one) was in the limelight more. I was in the building as National Geographic was trying to uncover it. Way more interesting than the Mona Lisa.
Not even my favourite painting by da Vinci.
"Lady with Ermine" is much better.
FRANKLY MY DEAR... I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
[rebelmouse-image 18345212 is_animated_gif='Gone With the Wind.' It's so long and left me feeling miserable at the end. I told a co worker this once and she acted like I murdered her child in front of her.
It seems a few people take issue with Scarlett... particularly her story's length.
I love GWTW but it's 4 hours long. And no one in it is a nice person. I joke with people that it's a film made to be endured, rather than enjoyed. Would still kill for Scarlett O'Hara's wardrobe though.
I will never forget my husband's reaction to that movie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S AN INTERMISSION???!??!???
heh. We were in our dating stage back then (a theater brought the movie back for limited run, which I was really excited about, and dragged him to). I guarantee 20 years in, he'd be like "Nah, that's ok hon, I think I'll pass."
LET YOUR HEART GO ON!!
[rebelmouse-image 18345213 is_animated_gif=The Titanic! I live where it was built and holy crap they are still in love with it. I get it guys, you built a big boat over 100 years ago. It sank. What have you done since then? Seriously, move on!
You are right. There have been many ships that have sunk since then with wayyy more lives lost than the Titanic but why aren't they more famous? It's all the little things...
-Largest ship in the world -_"Unsinkable ship" _-Both rich and poor were on the boat -Speeding up to make it to NYC faster than expected -Maiden voyage -It was Captain Smith's last voyage before retirement -Hitting of the iceberg -Where it sank - middle of the Atlantic with almost no one around who could help so they were basically all alone -The time it took to sink (2.5 hours - the length of a good play) -How the ship broke into two pieces -The ice cold water (had it happened in the summer, the loss of life would be minimal as people could have just floated and waited for help. They had plenty of life vests, just not enough life boats, but the water was 28 degrees F. They say you can survive about 15 minutes in water that cold).
I actually just visited the Titanic museum in Pigeon Forge, TN and they had a part where you are out on the "deck" and you can put your hand over the ship and feel how cold the water was that night. I remember thinking I could handle it but was shocked when I dipped my hand in the water and I couldn't stand more than 2-3 seconds before it began to physically hurt.
It is a very interesting story
NOT ALL CLASSIC LITERATURE HOLDS UP.
[rebelmouse-image 18345214 is_animated_gif=Moby Dick ... that book pissed me off... seemed like a great story at first and then like 90% of the book was like whale migration patterns and documenting whales, and then the last 10 pages was "and then we found the white whale and killed him."
IT JUST MAKES NO SENSE....
[rebelmouse-image 18977299 is_animated_gif=Any Jackson Pollock.
My art teacher in high school described Jackson Pollock paintings as something that anyone could do but no one did, until he did it. Which is why he's considered 'innovative'. I think they look cool but there are definitely greater works of art.
I find Kurosawa films kinda the same. I watch them and go "What's the big deal?" and then you realize just how old they are and what most films around that time looked like.
TIME FOR HARD TRUTH...
[rebelmouse-image 18977300 is_animated_gif=Shakespeare. There. I said it. My sister is an English lit major working at a library. I can't say it in front of her and I've been dying to admit it. I feel lighter already.
I tried reading Shakespeare. I found my favorite versions of it were the annotated versions in my high school texts. Maybe it's because it was my first exposure to it but I loved reading the footnotes where some words or backstory got explained or even mistakes revealed, such as Marc Antony saying his heart was in the coffin with Caesar but (oops) the Romans typically burned their dead.
It really added layers to it that I miss in other texts.
LISTEN CLOSER...
[rebelmouse-image 18977301 is_animated_gif=I've heard Kendrick Lamar's albums described as masterpieces, but I can't seem to understand the hype around them. I actually got bizarrely hostile reactions when I casually mentioned this in conversation the other day. I'm still totally open to hearing other people's POV on the matter though.
Understandable viewpoint. I like Kendrick because i think he really does a fantastic job of tackling issues in his music, especially with race relations. Plus his flow is absolutely amazing. His verse on "THat Part (Black Hippy Remix)" is genius.
To pimp a butterfly is a hard listen.
I got into him with section 80 and good kid madd city, after those i stopped "getting it" very different sounds.
I would check those out if you like older rap, very much reminded me of Tupac.
ART COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES...
[rebelmouse-image 18977302 is_animated_gif=Those "abstract" paintings, also cubism and all that stuff. Honestly just looks like the artist is going cray cray.
I didn't get it either, until i went to a museum where it showed you the whole progression from early paintings, to renaissance, romanticism, modernism, cubism, etc... all together and suddenly it clicked.
I hate how art generally gets presented as single masterpieces alone in a museum divorced from context. It's like trying to show a single frame of a Simpson's episode without context and trying to understand why it's significant.
Paintings are all part of a constant conversation, and each new set of frames is a follow-up to the last ones - and they're all informed by stuff like who painted them, why, for who, etc... and you lose most of the meaning without that.
This is why its so hard to get into visual art. How do you get into the conversation?
I think going to a museum to see an exhibit is a great way, but many people see it as daunting or uninteresting. It's a high barrier to entry, I suppose.
Friendly Fire
[rebelmouse-image 18977303 is_animated_gif="FRIENDS."
Holy Hell, it's worshipped everywhere. I've watched all the seasons seriously and I still can't remember any moments when I genuinely laughed, bar some.
It's like a stereotype - if you haven't watched "FRIENDS" and/or don't like FRIENDS, you can't appreciate sitcoms.
Then again, I'm the kind of guy who'd prefer Seinfeld over "FRIENDS."
Everyone has their travel bucket list.
The list of places they absolutely must visit before they die.
There are those, however, who also have a rather different list of destinations.
The places that have no intention to visit.
Be it for safety concerns, language barriers, or simply that there's nothing at these places that calls to them, there are places some wouldn’t dream of spending the time and money to visit.
Redditor TrooperJohn was curious to hear which places were at the very bottom of the list of travel destinations for his fellow Redditors, leading them to ask:
"What is a popular tourist destination you have no interest in visiting?"
Oasis in the desert? No thank you.
"Dubai."
"Why and whats special about it?"
"Its a modern city in a desert."- Maximum_Calendar_791.
"Dubai."
"A fake city with fake people, no human rights, where the world's tallest buildings hide corruption and slavery in their shadows."
"It's like someone decided to take every problem of mankind and concentrate it in one spot."- PayNoNoticeOfMe.
"Dubai one i think it is ugly two I would die in two minutes of me being there I can't stand anything above 40 c°."- BookWormPerson.
One of the seven wonders is one too many for me.
"The pyramids. "
"Too many horror stories of Egypt."- Aemiom.
Landlocked.
"Not really a destination, but taking a cruise."- Shortbus_Playboy.
Mountains aren't really my thing.
"Everest."
"Just why."
"You use a bunch of money to get in there them come down."
"And trash your whole way there. It's literally a corner in the Earth insufferable for humans and we still made a way to go there to trash it."- ACLullaby.
It's in my own backyard... but still not interested.
"I have lived about 15km away from the Burj Khalifa ever since it was made."
"I could not care any less besides the occasional pointing out the 'shiny tall building' to my nieces.- legolosss.
The pictures are enough for me.
"Mount Rushmore."
"Friends who've made the journey to Mount Rushmore mostly say it was no big deal and not worth the effort or expense to travel there."- Back2Bach.
Hustle and Bustle? No thanks.
"Anything busy.'
"Whether it's cities, structures, I don't care."
"I'd rather go to a boring empty quiet place than a place full of people."- TheSmeep.
They're watching us.
"That creepy a** place in Japan with all the realistic dolls."
"No thank you."
Some dream of paying a visit to these places.
Others hope they never have to set foot there, and will choose to leave it to the other millions of tourists.
To each, their own.
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When it comes to electing a leader, the choice is an easy one if a potential candidate shares the same values as yours.
And while a candidate is fit to lead remains to be seen, we rely on our instinct to choose someone with whom we can relate.
But sometimes, our options are limited and we inevitably go with someone who is the lesser of two evils.
Curious to hear from strangers online about a hypothetical, Redditor Cashmeresquid2309 asked:
"Americans of Reddit, would you vote for an openly Atheist presidential candidate? Why or why not?"

Redditors were quick to point out the answer was a no-brainer.
We Already Know The Answer
"Asking Reddit if they'd vote for an atheist..."
"I feel like the answer would be obvious."
– sarahmagoo
Sci-Fi Analogy
"Americans of Reddit, would you vote for a Star Wars fan who heckin loves doggos?"
– WitnessChemical
For The Atheists In The Crowd
"Atheists of atheistville, would you vote for an open atheist?"
– nixcamic
Others weighed in with a range of opinions.
About 45
"What's funny is how many of them would probably say no, even though they voted for Trump and would do so again. Say whatever else you want about him, but I seriously can't understand how anyone could genuinely believe Trump is a Christian. He's so obviously faking it and is undoubtedly the most atheistic president we've ever had or are likely to have for a long time."
"This is a guy who's never even so much as read the Bible or attended church, who told a conservative radio host his favorite Bible verse was 'an eye for an eye', who told evangelical interviewers that he's never asked God for forgiveness because he's never done anything wrong, and who routinely commits all 7 deadly sins (pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth) without remorse."
– empfindsamkeit
From A Different Perspective
"Not an american but interestingly according to this survey on 1006 people from 2007, being atheist was the worst thing you could be as a candidate (of the things asked) with only 45 % of people saying they'd vote for one."
– ilovecatfish
An atheist candidate isn't necessarily a big strike.
Double Negative
"I wouldn’t not vote for someone just because they were atheist."
– HabitualEnthusiast
Credibility First
"This is it. If they’re running on platforms I support with a history to back up those campaign promises, I don’t care if they belong to the church of the flying spaghetti monster. They could literally be a member of the satanic temple and I, an actual practicing Christian, would give less shi*s than a constipated sloth."
"Edit: yes, I realize the Satanic Temple does not actually worship satan. I used it for that purpose. The Church of Satan has some…problematic views and I probably would not vote for someone who literally holds a platform of eugenics."
– Phoenix_of_Asclepius
Some view the role of religion in politics as important.
It Depends
"Religion can be relevant: I would have strong reservations about voting for a Scientologist, even if I agreed with the policies they proposed. I would have strong reservations voting for a member of an apocalyptic cult or, possibly worse, a follower of the (highly heretical) 'prosperity gospel,' which unfortunately includes more and more so-called 'evangelicals' — I didn't vote for George W. Bush, but it's not because he was an evangelical."
"It depends on the role: I'd probably be more flexible with a legislator than an executive (mayor, governor, president), as their character is IMO more important than for a legislator and their policy stances somewhat less important relative to a legislator."
"Satanic temple — well, that's just an organized group of atheists and humanists with an intentionally inflammatory choice of name. They're generally fine people."
– alyssasaccount
A Bad Rap
"The Satanic Temple is an excellent organization that every decent person should be able to respect. A Church of Satan member, not so much."
"There's a huge difference between them!"
– StarsEatArtBooks
And Redditor boganvegan said it best.
"Better an open atheist than a fake Christian."
It all boils down to trustworthiness. Without full transparency, how could anyone put their faith in a candidate who spews nothing but lies?
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Being home alone isn't always the most tranquil thing.
No one is there to help or protect you.
And things that go "bump" in the night... sometimes they do more than bump.
Redditor ag9910 wanted to hear about the times home felt like an unsafe place to be. They asked:
"What is the scariest, strangest, most unexplainable thing that has happened to you while home alone?"
I'm always freaked out when I'm home alone. Lights on. Yeah, my electric bill is high.
Dorothy?
"I dreamed the front door blew open at the exact time the house alarm went off... I hopped up and sure enough, the front door was open. No intruder."
fatowl
I See You
"Not home alone but only one in right side of the house. Went to my mom's bathroom to wash my hands and saw a pair of feet behind the half open door. Laughed and said 'very funny Ma, I see you.' then finished up and left. Bumped into my mother in the kitchen unpacking, nobody else was in the house. I'm glad whatever was behind the door didn't peek out."
SatanWithFur
“It’s Doug!”
"One night I had forgotten to lock my apartment door and woke up in the middle of the night. My bedroom door was about 2 feet from my front door, as you walked into the apartment. First a big dog ran by, then a person. Holy crap I was so scared and I screeched 'Who is it?!?!!'"
"A man said 'It’s Doug!' As I was thinking to myself, who the f**k is Doug, he said 'oh, crap.' He turned around to go back out the front door saying 'Sorry.' I asked 'Didn’t you have a dog with you?' He said 'Oh, yeah. Hey, c’mon!.' He left, his dog ran out after him and I locked my front door."
"Edit: glad you all thought this was funny, because I did too, once my heart quit trying to beat right out of my chest! The next day the girls at work thought I was crazy for not being upset, but eh, done is done. Peace!"
scarletohairy
Confused...
"My sister and I were home alone and we heard someone big running up the stairs. The stairs make lots of noise with slight pressure so when there’s someone big on them you can tell. I went out of my room to check but saw no one anywhere and my sister also came out of her room and she asked if that was me I said no and we both looked around to see if there was anyone but found no one in the whole house. We were confused and called our parents and just waited until they got back and that was that."
JtSudbury04
I See You
"I very clearly saw a guy walk into my room. But when I went after him there was nobody there. I checked in the closet, under my bed, everywhere one could hide in my room."
HighlyOffensive10
This is why home video surveillance is key.
"NO"
"My parents were on a road trip, just left, and I sat down at my desk. I thought 'Weekend alone by myself' and a voice yelled into my right ear 'NO' so loud it hurt."
Th4ab
Wild
"I managed to lock myself out of my house on my birthday during a tornado while trying to bring my cats to the basement for safety. I later found out that the tornado was approximately a couple miles or less from me at that exact time. The sky was green and it got weirdly calm and then I could hear what sounded like a train coming before I found an unlocked window to climb through. Wild times."
SilverGnarwhal
Saturday morning in the 80s...
"I wasn't home alone but I was awake by myself one Saturday morning in the 80s when I was around 7 or so. I believe my mom was the only one home because my dad went to the lake to go fishing that weekend, and I'm not sure where my older brothers were, maybe they went with him, idk."
"Anyways, my mom's sleeping in, and I'm in the living room by myself, watching Saturday morning cartoons and making a fort out of sheets and cushions. Something made me turn around and I saw my dad in his pajamas standing in the hallway entrance with his hands on his hips, looking the mess I was making and shaking his head."
"He then turned around and walked into my room, which was just off the hallway entrance. Dude. I didn't even look, I just booked it to my parents room and woke my mom up. I don't remember what happened after that, this was around 35 years ago. And yes, my dad was fine, nothing had happened to him."
smriversong
Get the Bat...
"I was at home by myself on a call with some friends when all of a sudden my dog begins to bark like crazy, which was odd since it was the middle of the night and he's usually sleep. I go downstairs to check on him and find him barking at our hall closet, terrified I grabbed my bat that I keep in my room just in case and open the door. There was nothing out of usual at first at then I look down and notice a familiar looking object at the bottom of the closet."
"It was my mom's necklace she had lost when I was 9, (i'm 15 now just to put in perspective how long it's been). I showed it to my mom at breakfast and she was just as shocked as I was. I still have no clue how it got there or how my dog knew it was in there, definitely one of the oddest occurrences of my life."
SomeRandomIdiot14
Meow
"Many years ago, I was 14 or so, my first night alone in the house when my parents were out. Lying on the living room floor reading, my cat sleeping next to me."
"Suddenly, cat wakes up, stares intently into the dark corner of the room behind me, hair on end, growls and then bolts out of the room and upstairs. I look behind me and see nothing, but follow cat upstairs and hide under the covers. Freaked me out."
LairdofWingHaven
Thank God for alarms. I hate being home alone.
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The human body is still such a mystery.
How much do we really know?
Not a lot apparently. We're learning more all the time.
And most of it is gross.
Redditor BathNo7713 wanted to discuss the ick factor of anatomy. So they asked:
"What is the most disturbing fact about the human body?"
The body freaks me out. But it's all I've got. So teach me some things.
Minutes...
"The fastest killing virus takes around 4 days to kill you. That would be Ebola. Your immune system can kill you in 15 minutes."
will477
'locked-in'
"If your brainstem (the part of the brain that mediates most motor control for all of the body) is damaged, you can get 'locked-in' syndrome. That means you're fully conscious and aware of your surroundings but unable to move or speak. The only muscles that remain unaffected in most people are the muscles that move they eyes and the eyelids."
"You're essentially trapped within your own body with your only way of communication being blinking or moving your eyes It can be caused by toxins, blockage of the basilar artery which is the main artery of the brainstem, or other brainstem damage."
4oodler
Explosions
"Some people suffer from Exploding Head Syndrome, which causes them to hear a loud bang when they wake up."
ToraMix19
"When I was younger I believe I experienced this a few times. Sounds I heard were: about a million people talking and laughing all at once, a train that irl would've been about a foot away from me based on the volume of the sound, and a door slamming loudly."
aliaisacreature
Pain
"Not sure if this is by design, but I totaled my car once, almost completely uninjured somehow. Then I looked down to my right hand which I remember jabbing into my dashboard at 55mph. Luckily (unluckily?) only my pinky took the blow. But instead of a floppy-udder full of bone-sand, my pinky was 0.5 inches long."
"Broke no bones, but instead perfectly stacked my phalanges, or finger bones, INTO my hand. This is fixed by a muscular Russian murse grabbing your pinky with both hands and pulling very hard. God I wish they gave me more lidocaine."
TelevisionOlympics
Functions
"If you have a surgery where they need to move your organs around they might not function for a day as the body assumes that they are dead."
tonythebutcher13
Move things around? You mean that's not fake when it happens on "Grey's Anatomy?"
"The only reason you are not aware of it is because the ambient noise kind of drowns it out because your ears focus on it. If you go to one of those super-silent rooms that absorb all sorts of sounds, it is a really weird way to reacquaint yourself with your body."
Black_Handkerchief
The Mouth
"Idk about the most disturbing but how bad human teeth are. We’d think it’s our sugary and processed diets these days that cause it, but even Otzi the iceman discovered in Italy was found to have terrible teeth, mouth diseases and cavities. It’s odd that even with the most basic of diets our teeth are so bad."
Dorianisconfused
In the bowels...
"I noticed this after my abdominal surgery. When I turned over in bed my guts seemed to fall from one side to the other. Mentioned to my doc and she confirmed it was my bowels rearranging themselves."
squatter_
"Apparently the doctor just throws your intestines back in there higgeldy-piggeldy because there isn't a correct way to pack them neatly."
LostDesigner9
A Quick Burst
"There are a vast number of ways that your body can malfunction and kill you with little or no warning. An aneurysm can go undetected until it bursts and kills you. Getting hit in the chest just the right way can stop your heart. You can encounter an allergen that never previously provoked an immune response that freaks out your body so badly that you die. You literally just never know if your body will just... die."
Unsolicited_Spiders
The body is such a conundrum. Sexy and gross all at once.
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