Boil 1 cup red bull (in place of water), add black cherry or orange jello, 1 cups jager.
Boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz pkg lime jello, 4 oz tequila, 4 oz sweet & sour margarita mix. sprinkle with salt just before firm. (substitute watermelon jello for lime for a melon margarita)
RUM & COKE
Boil 1 cups coke, mix in dark cherry jello add 1 cups light rum
This one varies from the normal method Since champagne isnt as strong as liquor, cut the water out of this one. boil one cup champagne, mix orange jello 2 min, add one more cup champagne and a splash of OJ.
Boil one cup champagne, mix in jello for 2 minutes, add one cup champagne and splash of lychee juice from the can.
ORANGE TIC TAC
Boil two cups red bull, mix jello two minutes, add two cups mandarin orange vodka
Boil 1 cup water, add lemon jello, citrus vodka, top with sugar sprinkles just before its fully set up
Boil 1 cups water, add grape jello, cup plain vodka, cup chambord
Boil 1 cup water, add pineapple or blueberry jello, 1 cup coconut rum
GIN & TONIC
Boil 1 cup tonic water, add lime jello, 1 cup gin
ADAM AND EVE
cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofLemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of coldwater, cup of Brandy, and cup of Pomegranate Liqueur and cup of Gin. Stirwell and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package ofLemon Jello (3 oz) and stir until everything is completely dissolved and thenadd 1/3 cup of cold water. Next, add 1/3 cup of Amaretto, cup of SouthernComfort, and 1/3 cup of Sloe Gin. Mix thoroughly until everything is wellcombined and the carefully pour into jello shot cups. Chill for 3 to 4 hoursand serve.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofCherry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of coldwater and cup of Watermelon Vodka. Stir well and cool before pouring intojello shot cups.
1 1/2 cups of boiling water. Dissolve 2 boxesof Lemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add 1 cup of coldwater, cup of Light Rum, cup of Sweet Vermouth, cup of Apple Brandy and cup of Grenadine. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of water. Dissolve 1 box of PineappleJello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Coconut Rum , and cup of Banana Liqueur. Stir well and cool beforepouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofStrawberry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of coldwater, cup of Vodka, and cup ofBanana Liqueur and cup of Creme de Cacao.Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
BAT OUT OF HELL
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package ofOrange Jello (3 oz) and stir for at least 2 minutes until fully dissolved. Add cup of Red Bull, cup of Rumand Blue Curacao. Stir until well combined andcool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofOrange Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of coldwater, cup of Spiced Rum and cup of Peach Schnapps. Stir well and coolbefore pouring into jello shot
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package ofRaspberry Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Black Vodka, and cup of Chambord. Stir well and wait until theliquid is about room temperature before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package ofGrape Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Blackberry Vodka and 1/8 teaspoon of Ginger Powder. Stir well and coolslightly before pouring into jello shot cups. For a schnazzy garnish, drop asingle blackberry in each cup before chilling.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 3 ozpackage of Strawberry Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of coldwater, cup of Jagermeister. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shotcups.
1 cup of HotCoffee. Dissolve 1 envelope ofKnox Gelatin and stir until fully dissolved. Add 1/3 cup of Iced Coffee, 1/3cup of Vodka, and 1/3 cup of Kahlua. Stir well and wait until the liquid hascooled before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package ofOrange Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Cinnamon Schnapps and cup of Vodka. Stir well and wait until theliquid has a chance to cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package ofOrange Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Vodka and cup ofGalliano. Stir well until completely combined and waituntil the liquid has cooled before pouring into jello shot cups.
cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofPineapple Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of coldwater, 1/3 cup of Vodka, and 1/3 cup ofMelon Liqueur and 1/3 cup of Peach Schnapps.Stir well and cool
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofOrange Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of coldwater, cup of Jagermeister, and cup of Amaretto, and a just a splash ofGrenadine. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water . Dissolve 1 package ofOrange Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water , cup ofJagermeister, and cup of Grenadine. Stir well and cool before pouring intojello shot cups.
2 cups of boiling water. Dissolve 1 package ofOrange Jello (3 oz) and 1 package of Pineapple Jello (3 oz) and stir at least 2minutes until completely dissolved. Add 1 cup of cold water followed by cupof Amaretto, cup of Coconut Rum, cup of Dark Rum and cup of Spiced Rum.Stir well and wait until the liquid has cooled before pouring into jello shotcups.
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
And measure 1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 2packages of Lemon Jello (3 oz) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup ofCola and cup of cold water. Now get ready to add the alcohol - cup of Gin, cup of LightRum, cup of Vodka and cup of Tequila. Stir until everythingis well combined and let it cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofOrange Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup ofGin, and cup of Blue Curacao. Stir well and cool before pouring into jelloshot cups.
cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Pineapple Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, 1/3 cup of Dark Rum, 1/3 cup ofCoconut Rum and 1/3 cup of Orange Liqueur. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Lemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Southern Comfort, and cup of Blackberry Brandy. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
RED SILK PANTIES
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Cranberry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Vodka, and cup ofPeach Schnapps. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
KINKY MALIBU BARBIE
Boil 1 cup water, add peach jello, cup Kinky Liquer, cup Malibu Coconut Rum.
KILLER KOOL AID
1 1/2 cups of boiling water. Dissolve 2 boxes of Cranberry Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Vodka, cup of Gin, cup of Rum, cup of Chambord and cup of Triple Sec. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water . Dissolve 1 package of of Orange Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Vodka, and cup of Chambord. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Pineapple Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Melon Liqueur, and cup of Coconut Rum . Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
2 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 2 packages ofLemon Jello (3 oz size) and stir at least 2 minutes until fully dissolved.Next, add 1 cup of cold water, cup of Tequila, cup of Blue Caracao and cup of Tropical Fruit Schnapps. Stir until completely combined and give it a chance to cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
1 cup boiling water, add any random flavor jello and 1 cup berry vodka, 1 gummy bear in the center of each shot.
2 cups boiling water, add 3 pkgs grape jello, 3 pkgs cranberry/raspberry jello, 3 pkgs strawberry jello, 3 cups vodka, 3 cups peach schnapps, 1 can grape juice concentrate and 1 can cran-raspberry juice concentrate (both undiluted!)
Boil 1 cup water, add berry blue jello, cupvodka, cup peach schnapps
Boil 1 cup water, add pina colada jello, cupvodka, cup triple sec
Boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz orange jello, 2 ozvodka, 6 oz peach schnapps
RED HEADED SLUT
Boil 1 cup water, add cranberry jello, cuppeach schnapps, cup jager
1 cup boiling water, 3 oz box lime jello, 6 ozwhite rum, 2 oz cold water. top with mint leaves chopped and crushed. (orsubstitue mint leaves with a splash of mint extract in the the boiling water.)
Boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz package wildstrawberry jello, 6 oz white rum, 1 oz sweet & sour or margarita mix.
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 envelope ofKnox Gelatin and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup ofGoldschlager, and cup of Bacardi-151. Stir well and wait until the liquid hascooled before pouring into jello shot cups. If you double up the Knox Gelatinin this one you can eliminate the cup serve these up as jigglers!!
1 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 envelope ofLime Jello (3 oz size) and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of 151 Rum, and cup of Cherry Brandy. Stir well and cool before pouringinto jello shot cups.
2 cup of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofOrange Jello and stir until fully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, 1/3 cupof Sloe Gin , and 1/3 cup of Spiced Rum and 1/3 cup of 151 Rum. Stir well andcool before pouring into jello shot cup
2 cups of boiling water. Dissolve 1 box ofPineapple Jello and 1 box of Cranberry Jello (both 3 oz size) and stir untilfully dissolved. Add 1 cup of cold water, cup of Amaretto, and cup of 151Rum. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups. *RAIN MAIN* 1 cupof boiling water. Dissolve 1 box of Orange Jello (3 oz size) and stir untilfully dissolved. Add cup of cold water, cup of Bacardi 151, and cup ofMelon Liqueur. Stir well and cool before pouring into jello shot cups.
Boil 2 cups water, add jello, cup coldwater, 2 cups Cinnamon Schnapps
SEX ON THE BEACH
Boil 1 cup cranberry juice, add 3 oz pkgorange jello, 3 oz peach schnapps, 5 oz vodka
In microwavable container, mix 1 small boxsour apple jello, 1 pkg knox gelatin and 1 tbs sugar. Stir in 1 cup Mt. Dew andmix well. Microwave on high for 1 min. Stir until powder is dissolved. Mix 2cups vodka & cup Captain Morgan Coconut Rum. mix well and let sit 1 min.pour into cups and refrigerate
Boil 2 1/4 cup water, add 3 small pkgs anyflavor jello, 2 cups vodka, cup ice cold water. add 1 gummy worm to each shotbefore firm.
cup boiling water cup pineapple juiceboiled, add pineapple jello, cup Malibu Rum, cup Triplesec
Boil 1 cup water, add melon jello, cupvodka, cup apple pucker.
PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
Boil 1 cup water, add grape jello, cupvodka, cup watermelon pucker
Boil 1 cup water, add watermelon jello, cupMalibu rum, cup peach schnapps
Boil 1 cup water with a splash of lime juice,add cranberry jello, cup vodka, cup triple sec
Boil 1 cup redbull, add cherry jello, 1 cupvodka and drop in one maraschino cherry, step up before firmed.
Boil 2 cups sprite, add lemon and lime jellos,2 cups citrus vodka
Boil 1 cup water, add blueberry jello, 1 cupblueberry vodka
Boil 1 cups water, add mixed fruit jello, cup blueberry vodka, cup raspberry vodka
Boil 1 cup water, add watermelon jello,1 cupwatermelon vodka
Boil 1 cups water, add strawberry jello, add 1cup any malt liquor
Boil 1 cup water, add strawberry-banana jello,Cruzan banana rum
Boil 1 cup coke, add cherry jello, 1 cup coldcola, cup amaretto, cup spiced rum
Boil 1 1/3 cup water & 2/3 cup OJ, addorange jello, 1 cup vanilla vodka cup raspberry or berry vodka, cup KeKeBeach Key Lime Cream Liqueur
LIME IN THE COCONUT
Boil 1 cup water, add watermelon jello, 1 cupMalibu Coconut Rum
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Insults come in many forms, most of them involving swear words or similar affronts. However, there is something to be said for a truly cutting remark made without the use of such language.
Some favorites are always old Victorian slang and insults. They just hit different. Something about telling an a-hole “you sir are an unlicked cub and your wife a sausage wallet" is just more satisfying. Although we do not recommend going around insulting people, the list of swear-free insults below will certainly get a chuckle.
Redditor Beadiest_Cape wanted to hear the best cuss free insults out there and asked:
“What's the best insult you've heard without swearing?"
“After getting a compliment on his assignment, A buddy of mine leaned back in his chair and told our college professor, ‘I'm not as dumb as I look.’ To which he leaned forward on his podium and said, ‘You couldnt be.’” dusty_boots
“…and may God have mercy on your soul.”
“One of the best is from Billy Madison, ‘What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.’” maswriter
You should apologize…
“You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you'd better hope they don’t die.” WhatThatBoiDoin
“Whenever this question is posted, my favorite is usually along the lines of: ‘There's a tree somewhere in the Amazon jungle with sole purpose of producing oxygen you breathe. You should go find that tree and apologize." all_worth
How low can they go?
“The bar was on the ground and you grabbed a shovel” BlckAlchmst
“That reminds me of one comment i read saying: ‘the bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are dancing limbo with the devil’.” give_it_a_vodkashotSeries 2 Limbo GIF by BBC ThreeGiphy
"Having been born an infant, and realizing he quite liked it, he decided to stay one forever." overt-wan-kenobert
“From Casablanca: ‘You probably think pretty poorly of me don't you?’”
"’I would if I gave you any thought’" koiven
These teachers got clap backs for days…
“I had a teacher tell some kid ‘Nothing you have to say is of any consequence...to anyone.’ He was an odd teacher who kinda talked like that, but it was his version of savage. The room lost its sh*t in unison.” glib_battling
“I had a guy sit behind me in English class let out of fart that reverberated off the wooden seat. The whole class heard it. The teacher said ‘that's the most intelligent thing you've said all year’. Priceless” melbers22
“I was at a karaoke 50th the other night and this one caught my eye. Thankfully I wasn't drunk enough to sing it. But I love this song for its sick burn. Poor old Edie. Bob really gave it to her that time.” crankenfranken
Down the Monty Python rabbit hole…
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt... of elderberries!” UpTwoDownOne
“Elderberries were the cheap replacement for grapes in making wine. That is basically ‘your father is a drunk and can't afford the good stuff’.” ukezi
“And hamsters have sex all the time with no regard for monogamy.” draconum_ggg
“So, ‘Your mother is being cheated on but is also a w*ore and you father is a drunk who is also broke’.” EmpanadaDeMayonesa2
“‘My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a...middle.’ --Mal Reynolds”
"’It's not that I hate you, exactly; it's just that any admiration I have for you is well under control.’” FlourChild1026
Shakespeare master of insults…
“Straight from Shakespeare ‘I wish we could become better strangers’.” Dundeklil
“Also from Shakespeare: (Fallstaff, after Bardolf calls him fat) ‘Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life.’” driving_andflying
Excuse us while we go grab the burn cream.
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Aging is a sneaky process. Most of us don't realize how old we've gotten until we find we are no longer able to do things the way we used to with ease when we were younger.
Sure, it's depressing, but you know what? Aging happens to all of us, and no one is getting out of here alive.
"What gets worse with age?"
Physical consequences of aging is one of the cruelest things in life.
Watch Your Hyde
"Your skin. Take care of it. Skin cancer sucks."
What The Body Does With Food
"Every meal is followed by a poop."
"Bending over to pick a quarter off the ground. Hurts your back, gut and your fingers don't work. That's why there is change all over my floor. ;)"
After A Wild Night
"Hangovers for sure."
"At 18 I could go heavily drink and feel damn near 100% the next day. Now I get horrid mental and physical effects. Probably should quit drinking all together."
When our senses gradually start to fail us, it's yet another reminder of our brief mortality.
"Make sure you get your eye dilated every year and check for cataracts."
"My hearing is on the decline. I don't think it'll go completely, but I did get hearing aids last year."
The degeneration of certain abilities as we get older is too much to bear.
Staying Above Water
"My ability to cope. I'm just burnt out all the time."
"I feel the same. Aside from my family and friends, I have no care for anyone or anything anymore. Nothing phases me but that's not a good thing IMO. I feel very apathetic towards everything, I'm tired all the time and just want to lay down."
"The ability to sleep through the night."
"Used to be a world champion sleeper and now 5-6 straight hours is huge. Pretty much wide awake every night at 3am."
Putting Up With People
"Humanity.... The older I get the less I want to deal with people."
"Friendship - making new friends after your 20s becomes a big struggle, and the newer friendships just aren't the same. You can literally run out of 'lifelong friends' due to death, disease, people growing apart, etc."
I found as I'm getting older my patience and tolerance for certain things have gotten worse.
Waiting in line at the grocery store while someone fumbles with their payment option, or getting antsy when the food I ordered at the restaurant is taking way too long are things that never bothered me ten years ago.
I"m not curmudgeonly by any means, at least not yet. Besides, I'm not that old.
But to all the cranky elders I grew up with who complained about poor service or lack of efficiency, I get it now, and I hear you.
It's never easy to leave home.
Redditors that were kicked out before or at 18, what happened to your relationship with your parents afterwards?
Things outside your control, like divorce, shouldn't be the child's concern. If the parents don't handle things properly then unfortunately it ends up falling on the kid, forcing them to make the tough choice.
Putting Your Problems On Others
"Parents kicked me out when they got divorced and "couldn't afford to take care of me anymore."
"Struggled for a while but doing ok now. Don't talk to either of my parents and that seems to have improved my life quite a bit."
Suffering The Consequences
"My parents divorced when I was 12, dad had primary custody. He got a new girlfriend who hated me and my brother when I was about 16. My only request was they wait til I left for college to get married. He dumped me and everything that was mine in his house on my estranged mother's front lawn, jumped back in the car, and drove off a full two months before school started. They were married by August (on my mother's birthday)."
"I moved out of my mom's place as soon as I made a friend in the new city 500 miles from where I grew up using $400 a month he gave me for expenses to keep him from feeling too guilty about it (my mom's alimony payments expired right around the same time I left, so he just gave it to me instead of her, he did the same thing when he forced my brother out after I graduated. I joke when he's old I'll find him a nursing home that costs $400 a month so see can see what that buys you.)"
"I begged to be allowed to come back for holidays every year for a decade. I had to listen to my dad call me every holiday with his new wife's kids clearly there in the background and when I asked about it he would just sigh. One time he had me call his wife to ask her and she just spent 5 minutes cursing at me and telling me I was awful. I was maybe 19 and had never had any real trouble, legally, academically, or socially. I spent summers on my friends couches so I could go back to see them at least. He would try to meet up with me, but I was just so angry and hurt I usually didn't tell him I was in town."
"He is still shocked I don't want anything to do with him now that I'm older. He still thinks I deserve everything I got, which I know because it was the last thing I ever let him say to me before calling it officially done. He won't be at my wedding. He won't ever know my husband or my family. I'm done."
"Did fix my relationship with my mom eventually though. She was actually sorry for the time we missed and glad to have me back in her life. I'm also still tight with my brother."
Growing To Understand The Decision
"I was kind of a b-tch as a teenager, moved out at 17 after she gave me an ultimatum, didn't talk to my mom for three-ish years, then only on holidays. Then I moved back in with her for 6 months, which was not fun as someone 21 years old who had been on their own for 5 years prior."
"I did a lot of work in therapy and we repaired our relationship. She's now one of my best friends, we live about ten minutes apart, and I go over just to chat a few times a week."
"I hated her at the time, but I have grown to understand that she was trying to do the best with what she had. Also, I was a very difficult child."
You know what's a perfectly reasonable solution to not having a home to live in?The military, apparently.
(Only join if you feel that it's right for you. Don't let anyone make you join.)
Military Or Bust
"Six months before I was 18 my grandmother was adamant that she was going to take me to enlist in the military and I said no, so she wanted me out at 18. I arranged to move in with my gf."
"By the time of moving day, my grandmother was acting like our spat never happened- "keep in touch" "don't be a stranger" "dont burn any bridges". I only really interacted with her at family gatherings after that, and I have her on Facebook so she can keep up-to-date without me actively taking to her."
No, Really. Military Or Bust.
"My mom always said that "had to be out" at 18 once I graduated. I honestly took this to heart. I didn't have a bad relationship with my parents, but I was also left to raise myself most of the time."
"I graduated at the beginning of my senior year, was 18, and moved the f-ck right out, joined the military shortly thereafter. My mom had a fit. I thought this was what she wanted."
"I'm "OK" with my folks, but I basically left for 5 years and stopped calling. Still very much independent, very successful, and have very little of what is a relationship with them. I didn't have role models or people to guide me. I'm a parent in my 30s and I'm trying to unf-ck everything and treat my child like she should be treated, lots of attention and love. I'm salty about the way I was raised; I often upset at them. The more I grow, the more distance I out between myself and my parents."
"I'll be sure go guide my kid and not make her leave home asap."
A Fizzled Relationship
"I was 17 when my mom and I had a huge fight. She said, "If you walk out the door, don't bother coming back" - one of those empty threats. Of course she was surprised when I packed some bags and took off. I stayed with a guy that I had been seeing for a couple of months."
"That relationship fizzled out fast and I wound up coming back home. Learned fast that he was a drug user. He was also staying at his brother's house and said it was cool that I was there. But then the brother announced he was coming home - and that was it for me."
"Took a long time to patch things up with my mom. We started getting along better later in my life. It took a long time to get there though. My dad and I always got along well."
Then there's these situations, far outside the reasonable control of any child. Abuse and divorce are situations which shouldn't be placed at the feet of someone under 18, but this is how it goes sometimes.
Burning That Trust
"It's a long, ugly story. But yes, it did change everything. I still harbor resentment toward my mom for caring more about getting my stepdad out of jail than making sure I was OK or taking me to the hospital. I'll never stop loving my mom and I know she loved me back, but it was clear that her men sat higher on her priority list than I did. I was 16, he didn't even have a legal right to kick me out in the first place."
"And I obviously never trusted my stepdad again. I haven't talked to him since my mom died in 2010 and I hope I never see him again. I couldn't care less about how his life is going, I have more important things to focus on."
Lose A Key? Get Out.
"When I was 16 my mom invited her alcoholic boyfriend to move in with us. He hid his drinking quite well, and he hid the violent outbursts he had towards me even better. I tried talking to my mother and grandmother about it and they accused me of lying because I "just didn't like him". The whole thing snowballed and, because my dad wasn't talking to me or my sibling at the time (a key fell out of my pocket before I left for school, got locked out of the house for a couple hours. Apparently that was the worst thing ever and justified a massive argument and falling out), I ended up on a bus to a different city at 2am to live with a friend whose dad owned a roofing business.
Spent a few months hating every second of it and trying to make it on my own. Eventually, my mom's boyfriend started to go after my sibling, and it all ended when he threw a glass of water at them (glass included) in front of my mom. I was able to go back home, but things were never the same and I fell into a deep depression and it left me with some trust issues, especially with people around the age I am now. It also left me with an odd aversion to physical labour"
"A lot more has happened since then, despite repeated attempts to reconcile our relationships. I ultimately decided that I can't be around them, and that it's best to keep my distance from family. I talk to my parents once a year, on Boxing Day, and that's all the time and attention I'm willing to give to them"
Getting Out Of The House No Matter What
"I grew up in an extremely abusive household. Every category of abuse you can imagine."
"When I was 16 I was given a choice to either leave or go to foster care, so I packed what little I had and moved to another state. That was nearly 12 years ago."
"My relationship with my parents is strained at best, I rarely speak with either of them any more and I plan to change my legal full name and leave the country, so that I am not associated with them in any way, shape or form."
Keep your head on your shoulders. Have a plan. If it feels like you're set to be kicked out or, even worse, forced to leave for your own safety, start preparing.
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Like it or not, we've all met a liar or two. Some lies aren't so obvious either, and if the individual has a habit of lying regularly, then that's a sign that they could have a larger problem. Some lies are more innocent––we know those as "little white lies"––and typically don't harm anyone.
And some lies are just obvious and absurd––even entertaining. Why do people say these things? In truth (ha), the reasons might be complicated and the individual might not even be aware. We heard all about them after Redditor Mobile_Sturgeon asked the online community,
"What was the most obvious lie you've ever heard?"
"My friend told us..."
"My friend told us he was born mid-flight, and that it was on the exact border between Scotland and the USA, so he was half American, half Scottish."
This person has never looked at a map, have they?
"He then showed me..."
"My regular job is as a club promoter, I just work here [crappy retail franchise] for fun money." He then showed me a generic picture of a Ferrari and said that was his car.
Bonus lie, he told everyone he was 28 when he was clearly in his mid to late 40s."
"I stopped believing it..."
"My grandma got me to eat bread crusts when I was a toddler by telling me they're made of broccoli and cauliflower. I stopped believing it in a few months but it worked."
Ha! The creative little white lies that grandparents make up!
"My husband forgot..."
"My husband forgot to wake me up after promising me that he would. When I woke and realised that I may get late, I was pissed and asked him why he didn't wake me up as he'd promised, he told me that I was looking so cute, sleeping, that he didn't want to disturb me.
Well, after six years of togetherness, that is so obvious a cover-up for having forgotten something that I broke out laughing."
Oh, they totally forgot. But it sounds like you two are very much in love, so that's great!
"Aside from this bizarre quirk..."
"A guy at my local pub claimed to have written just about every popular song you could name, and when called out would get mad and come up with elaborate stories to explain how, for example, he had written "Stairway to Heaven" when he was 10 years old and been ripped off by Led Zeppelin.
Aside from this bizarre quirk, he seemed totally normal. Had a proper job and everything."
You meet some odd characters in pubs, but they're typically not hurting anyone, so leave it be.
"A friend of mine..."
"A friend of mine once told me a great story about something funny they did. It was hilarious.
Problem was, it was MY story. I had told it to him six months before. He told me the whole thing almost verbatim, only he had inserted himself where I had been in the story. I think that's my favorite."
"I had an employee..."
"I had an employee who was 45 minutes late to work and he told me with a straight face that he had to wait for a family of ducks to cross the road, and that's why he was late."
You have to admire his chutzpah, don't you? I cracked up at this.
"A friend I had in high school..."
"A friend I had in high school wanted me to come with her to Texas to visit her brother. Presumably, he was in a gang and had a million guns and robbed banks all the time. As if I've never seen a Western before.
Also she's adopted. She has a foster sister, a foster mom, and a pet dog named Snowball. I've been to her house. She has no brother."
"A girl I went to high school with..."
"A girl I went to high school with was neurotic about grades and rankings, etc. During the college application process, she was rejected from a school that accepted one of my close friends. We were discussing the school after class one day and this girl said 'Yeah, they rejected me but sent a letter saying they did it because I should go somewhere better given how strong my scores and grades are.'
That was very nice of them!"
Very nice of them, indeed! You'd think they'd be tripping all over themselves to have her!
"The more he spoke..."
"A security guard that works at a grocery store I once worked at said that he had been in Iceland. I asked him about the penguins he saw. He blabbed on about species of penguins that he created on the spot and that he was stationed there for military purposes. The more he spoke, the more the lie snowballed."
Pathological liars can benefit from psychotherapy, which can pose its own challenges because the liar isn't in control of their lying and could begin lying to their therapist.
"Treatment will depend on what the person needs and what they respond to during therapy sessions," as noted by WebMD. "Finding a qualified, experienced therapist who can work with someone over the long term is the key to managing the condition.
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