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Celebrities often have deep, profound, and hilarious things to say about many different topics.

Below are 22 of the absolute best quotes from celebs about the always interesting topic: sex!


1/22) Will Smith: "I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.


2/22) James Franco: "When I was young, I got a video camera and my girlfriend and I decided to film ourselves having sex. When we watched it back, we said: 'Yeah, well, let's never watch that again'.

Those performers in pornos, they are great performers. They're not just doing it. They're selling it to an audience."


3/22) Charlie Sheen: "I don't pay escorts for sex. I pay them to leave."


4/22) Woody Allen: "I'm a practicing heterosexual, although bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."


5/22) Cameron Diaz: "Sex is my favorite sport. I'm always in the mood."


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6/22) Drew Barrymore: "Do I like women sexually? Yeah, I do. Totally. I have always considered myself bisexual. I love a woman's body. I think a woman and a woman together are beautiful, just as a man and a woman together are beautiful. Being with a woman is like exploring your own body, but through someone else."


7/22) Johnny Depp: "Tim Burton can ask me everything. If he wants me to have sex with an aardvark in one of his next movies, then I will do that."


8/22) Zoe Saldana: "I love sex. I love skin. I don't believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we're messing up our kids by taking away the education on, and awareness of, our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games - and we're breeding little criminals."

9/22) Charlize Theron: "Guess what? I'm a sexual creature. There's nothing wrong with that. Why do we have to be ashamed of being so many different things? Why do we have to be only one thing, a good mother or a hooker? I don't think that what's under my clothes is evil. I'm a woman, I'm feminine. And I like the way I look. And I celebrate that. And I don't make excuses for that."



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10/22) Tom Hardy: "I'm an actor. I'm an artist. I've played with anything and anyone. But I'm not into men sexually. I love the form and the physicality but the gay sex bit does nothing for me. To me, it just doesn't compute to me now that I'm in my 30's and it doesn't do it for me and I'm done experimenting."

11/22) Marlon Brando: "Homosexuality is so much in fashion. Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. I have never paid much attention to what people think about me. But if there is someone who is convinced that Jack Nicholson and I were lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing."


12/22) Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."


13/22) Ewan McGregor: "I like kissing boys on screen. As a straight guy, it's quite an interesting proposition. Anything on a film set that takes you by surprise like that, that gets your blood up, is good."



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14/22) Harrison Ford: "I'm very nice to people even when they don't recognize me. I don't even mind if people come up to me while I'm eating dinner, but if they recognize me while I'm having sex, I refuse to sign autographs."


15/22) Vince Vaughn: "If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'"


16/22) Ben Affleck: "I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol."


17/22) Jennifer Lawrence: "I'm excited to be seen as sexy. But not slutty."


18/22) Heather Graham: "It's an aspect of my personality. Sex is a part of who I am and it took me a long time to feel good about it. I wasn't sure if it was good or bad to be a person who really enjoys sex. I love telling dirty jokes. Sex is funny."


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19/22) Julianne Moore: "You never have sex the way people do in the movies. You don't do it on the floor, you don't do it standing up, you don't always have all your clothes off, you don't happen to have on all the sexy lingerie. You know, if anybody ever ripped my clothes, I'd kill them."


20/22) Alec Baldwin: "Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."


21/22) Robert Downey Jr.: "A lot of my peer group think I'm an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle or something somewhere on my body. That's okay."


22/22) Hugh Grant: "I just don't believe in love at first sight any more, even though I've based my whole career on the concept. In my experience, power, money and influence always attract the opposite sex. It's something that I've always exploited - with good results."


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