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When a man and a woman - or a man and a man - or a woman and a woman - and let's not forget transgender people... When two - or three - or four - or more - people love each other very much... Oh forget it. Just keep it in your pants.

This is based on an AskReddit thread. Source at the end of the article.


1/20. A girl in my high school sex ed class didn't quite understand how she could get pregnant if a dude pulled out before he finished. Then her basketball player boyfriend stood up and yelled, "Before a man shoots he's gotta dribble!"

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-guppycommander

2/20. When I was in sex ed many years ago, all the guys got to write questions for the girls on paper notes and vice versa. One of the guys wrote: "What is the largest thing you could fit inside of you?" One of the girls answered: "an infant." Preach.

-offspringofdeath

3/20. In grade 6 sex ed, my friend asked "Why do girls use tampons instead of pads?" and before the teacher could say anything, another kid piped up with "Because they get orgasms when they use them."

I f*cking wish!

-kitennnnns

4/20. Girl sitting behind me stood up and asked, "How many calories are there in semen?"

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-RaptorGeezus

5/20. I took my high school's health requirement over the summer. I opted for the four-week course, which was about 70% the cliche summer school crowd. We had all types of troublemakers.

Also there was a pregnant girl. She was pretty far along, already showing in the belly department. The teacher had just done the contraceptives lesson and was doing a little post-lecture review. she asked us, "What is the most effective form of contraception?"


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As expected, we said "use the pill specifically for contraception, but wear a condom to protect against diseases." Totally legit, everyone was on board.

But the pregnant girl raised her hand and said, "Mrs Miller, I'm confused. I thought the safest thing would be to not let the boy finish inside of you, so shouldn't the pull-out method be the safest?"

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Our teacher explained the error of her ways, to which the girl replied "Damn, I thought pull-out would be foolproof. That's what I've been using." There were no words.

-kyaPryse

6/20. We had a kid who openly asked in a very rural conservative small-town school whether it was possible for "the skeet to drip down from da booty hole and get a girl pregnant."

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The teacher just looked at him and said, "It is possible, not quite likely though. Great question Darius."

-lilsureshot

7/20. "Can you get stuck?"

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8/20. Our school's gym teacher was missing her left hand at the wrist. It was a birth defect, she's done some pretty cool things despite it.

In the 9th grade, we had her for the sex ed unit of phys ed. During her lesson, she was doing a bit about contraception. She was talking about different methods, then she got to condoms.

Someone asked "what happens if a guy is too big to use a condom?"

She took one, unwrapped it, applied it over her left wrist and rolled it all the way down her damn arm. Then said something along the lines of "and most of you boys think you need magnums?"

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-dumbassbuffet

9/20. We had to give presentations on different contraception methods during a sex ed unit of our health class. 5-6 member groups did presentations about condoms, female condoms, the pill, etc. One of the guys doing the presentation was flexing an IUD between his fingers. It shot out of his hand and hit a popular girl 20 feet away in the eye.

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-GreenHiiipy

10/20. A chick asked: "If I have sex with my dad and have a kid, is the kid my brother or my son?"

-Seckzette

11/20. I went to a public school in Texas, where only abstinence only sex ed is taught, as part of a unit on health your freshman year....there were three pregnant girls in my class. It was a little awkward.

-texass363

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12/20. A kid in my sex ed class once asked "why are periods blue?"

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He'd obviously seen a few too many tampon/pad commercials.

-DeCoburgeois

13/20. As a student I thought it would be funny to ask my grade 7 teacher what tea-bagging was.

I figured she wouldn't know. Instead she went on a 15-minute speech about what it was and why people may want to do it. The class was so stunned, and I was pretty embarrassed.

-HeadNativeInCharge

14/20. A cute girl said, "I have never done this, but my boyfriend said sperm is good for the skin and can keep you looking younger if applied to the face. Is this true?"

I openly laughed and at the same time knew that she had been letting her boyfriend c*m on her face because he was able to convince her it was "good for her skin".

-QA_QuestionableActs

15/20. My sex ed teacher in high schooland wanted to have a serious discussion about STDs because statistically speaking 1/3 students at my school already had one.

She explains this and that the two counties feeding into our high school had some of the highest rates of STDS in the nation. She then asks: "So why do you think that is?"

Before she can get in a word about condoms and staying protected, kid pipes up: "It's f*cking Nebraska; what else are we going to do?"

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16/20. Some kid in my sex ed class asked if sperm floats ... in the air ... like a helium balloon.

-whimsicalsteve

17/20. In 8th grade sex ed class, the teacher (an old woman who was a nurse) did the usual anonymous questions deal, and it went about as you would expect.

But then she starts reading one to herself, and responds: "I, I.... I just don't know........ the exact, um... exactly how.... the exact circumference of Jupiter..."

Immediately, a stoner-type with long hair in the back of the classroom who had been silent up to this point pops his head up and says, "oh, that's me. I'm tryin' to do my science homework."

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-AirOrFourOhFour

18/20. In grade six, my sex Ed teacher opened the class with "You girls might think I don't know much about your bodies, but I just got my wife pregnant for the second time." No one said anything.

-Kittyroyo

19/20. A kid in my first awkward 5th grade sex ed class asked if it hurts to get an erection. They were supposed to be anonymous questions written on notecards but adding "from Paul" didn't help his case.

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-TZnerd

20/20. Our teacher was going over the male reproductive system and went on to say that the purpose of the scrotum was to protect the testicles. From the back of the classroom came the voice of a large football player yelling "Well it does a SH*TTY job!"

-Ahh_Gene_Parmesan

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Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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