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Let's face it our dogs rule the household. But what if those same rules applied to all citizens on planet Earth? Here are some of the laws that would definitely come into effect if dogs ruled the world.



1/22. Filing a missing persons claim 5 minutes after they've been missing is now the norm.

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2/22. If you stare at a food item long enough with hopeful, pleading eyes, it will literally jump into your mouth.

Foxclaws42

3/22. Vacuum cleaners will be outlawed real quick.

Trigfire

4/. All team sports no longer have structure or rules. They're all just a games of keep away now.

naidee

5/. I peed on this; now it is mine.

AlekRivard

6/. Shouting at the postman for delivering mail as well a unanimous hatred of the postman.

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7/. Warning others in the house of the dangers of a kitchen chair at 2 am.

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8/. You must rotate completely several times before you can lay down own your bed.

Leeser

9/. Towels are now not necessary after bathing. Instead, you must run batsh*t crazy around the house and rub on everything until dry.

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10/. If you like someone, you must lick their face profusely. Also, butt shaking is now an accepted way to convey delight.

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11/. Restaurants now serve: Sticks, Grass clumps, Dirt clods, Rocks, Flip-flops, All your important papers and documents.

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12/22. If there is a car door open, you MUST run to it and jump in.

vitamincandy

13/22. Sniffing random stranger's butts as you meet them.

DJscottthebot

14/22. All social and business events start 15 minutes earlier to allow for general excitement upon arrival.

GrilledCheeser

15/. Walking WHILE sh*tting.

Speekergeek

16/. Wearing the "cone of shame" after a medical operation.

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17/. Instead of shaking hands, aggressively sniff butts and take turns playing keep away with folders of paperwork.

curiousbooty

18/. DID YOU JUST VOMIT? BETTER EAT IT BRO!

Truan

19/. It would be completely normal to stand at your front door and wait for your family members to come home. When they do, you absolutely lose your sh*t!

corsicorsi

20/. He who found the sandwich, owns the sandwich.

vitamincandy

21/. If you throw something, it's mine - though I might decide to let you have it back if you're nice.

Gutterflame

22/. Eating your own poop, and actually enjoying it.

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Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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